Wilderness Livestream: Other People Struggle to Survive While I Became Famous by Looking After a Cat

Song Qingyou and Song Qingyou were picking honey regardless of the danger, and Jiang Xuyan on the other side was not idle either.

He first followed Song Qingyou's instructions and put the fish and shrimps that he would not eat for the time being on banana leaves to dry, and then carried two larger fish to the stream.

Just when everyone in the live broadcast room saw that he was confident and thought that he was cooking a lot in private, Jiang Xuyan took a hatchet and made several strokes on the half-dead fish, but he didn't cut it.

After a while, he suddenly looked up at the camera.

"Although I don't know how to kill fish, I have a story in mind."

After speaking, he cleared his throat:

"One day, the big fish wanted to eat the small fish, so the small fish ran as fast as it could, and the big fish chased it with all its strength. Then the small fish shouted for help, and the big fish scolded it: 'Little thing, you are a fish and not a human being. How could you do this? Shouting for help? ' Xiaoyu thought: Yes, how could I shout for help?

So it -

No more shouting. "

"Hahaha."

[It’s okay to make myself laugh]

[Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai are not here, Teacher Jiang doesn’t even let the audience go]

[Teacher Jiang’s name is so warm, how can the jokes he tells be so cold? Is this the legendary contrasting cuteness? ]

[Returning the story... I knew it must be a bad joke]

[I didn’t laugh, my six-year-old son did]

…

After finishing the cold joke, Jiang Xuyan picked up the hatchet and raised the knife with his hand.

Although it looked decent, the audience in the live broadcast room was actually anxious to death.

[The gallbladder of the fish is broken. Is this a miserable death? ]

[The black ones haven’t been removed either. Isn’t this fishy? ]

[Teacher Jiang cooks for the first time and the appraisal is completed]

Jiang Xuyan didn't know how urgent the barrage was.

After handling the fish, he even slipped in front of the camera to show everyone.

Then humming a song, he turned around and went back to put the fish in the pot.

When he turned around to get the seasoning, a fish suddenly turned over in the pot, startling the audience in the live broadcast room.

[woc]

[Teacher Jiang! Look behind you! The fish jumped! ]

[Laughing to death, he didn’t notice at all]

[The fish disliked Teacher Jiang’s cooking and chose to turn it over by himself]

[Suddenly turns into a horror live broadcast]

[The Revenge of the Reborn Fish]

The number of barrages in the live broadcast room skyrocketed, prompting the fish to turn over. This scene later became one of the classic scenes in "Wild Survival 3".

However, Jiang Xuyan didn't pay attention at all. In the end, he just muttered, "Eh? Was the fish like this before?"

After adding water and seasonings to the pot, he also imitated Song Qingyou and added a handful of wild vegetables.

Then he covered the pot with several banana leaves to act as a lid.

Not long after the fish in the pot boiled, Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai came back with large chunks of honey.

"Is this...a honeycomb?" Jiang Xuyan stepped forward.

Song Qingyou nodded: "I will take out the honey this afternoon."

As he spoke, he glanced at the stove again.

Jiang Xuyan's attention immediately returned to his 'fruits of labor', "You guys came back just in time. The fish I cooked will be ready soon."

"You must eat more later. Although this is my first time making it, it should taste good..."

"First time doing this?" Song Qingyou immediately found the point.

Jiang Zhihan couldn't help but look sideways.

"yes……"

Jiang Xuyan scratched his head, "Didn't I tell you? But it shouldn't matter, right? I watched Qingyou do it last night..."

Yu Muhuai smiled reassuringly: "It doesn't really matter, maybe Teacher Jiang is very talented in cooking."

[Mu Huai is too gentle, but don’t believe Teacher Jiang]

[Mu Huai is indeed a little angel, no wonder he is bullied by the agency]

[Suddenly looking forward to Mu Huai's expression when he sees the pot of fish]

Jiang Xuyan and Yu Muhuai just talked about cooking.

Song Qingyou hugged Zhizhi and walked out of the camera.

The reason is that her cat needs to go to the toilet.

Yesterday, when Zhizhi wanted to go to the toilet, he kept pulling her with a meat pad. It took Song Qingyou a long time to understand what he meant.

The most important thing is that this cat also pays special attention to 'privacy'. Whenever she takes another look, the cat will grin and give a warning.

But cats love to be clean, so Song Qingyou doesn't need to worry about many things.

The only thing that confused Song Qingyou was probably that Zhizhi seemed to have never licked her fur...

After returning from the desert island, I will take him to the pet hospital.

After a while, the black and white plush came out of the grass dragging its hind legs.

As soon as he arrived at Song Qingyou's side, he finished pulling down her trouser legs and then lay on the ground obediently.

Song Qingyou saw that the bandage on his hind legs was still in good condition, so she picked up the cat obediently.

When she returned to the door of the shelter, Jiang Xuyan enthusiastically stuffed two peeled wooden sticks into her hands, "Here, the chopsticks have been washed in boiling water."

"Come here and eat the fish, I think it should be cooked."

Three people and a cat gathered around the pot, and Jiang Xuyan opened the banana leaves on it with great anticipation.

What appeared in front of them was a pot of indescribable objects intertwined with black, white and yellow. At first glance, it looked like garbage in a trash can...

[Hahaha I knew it would be impossible to succeed]

[It looks very much like the oil painting I saw at the art exhibition yesterday]

[To be honest, it looks like a pot of garbage]

[Can it really be eaten? ]

[Putting the wild vegetables too early will cause them to turn brown hahaha]

[They actually didn’t show any disgusted expressions]

[Look at Maomao, Maomao seems to be particularly disgusted haha]

[Cats won’t eat the fish cooked by Teacher Jiang! ]

Jiang Xuyan held his forehead, "Um...ahem...let me taste it first."

As he spoke, he picked up a piece of fish and stuffed it into his mouth with his eyes closed.

The next second, Jiang Xuyan's face instantly twisted, and he ran straight to the cliff not far away without caring about whether there was a camera or not.

"yue——"

Such an exaggerated sound of vomiting was heard, and Yu Muhuai silently put down his chopsticks.

Jiang Xuyan ran back after vomiting, grabbed the water he boiled last night and poured it into his mouth.

"I think I should pack this pot of fish and take it back."

[? ? ? ]

[Is it delicious? ]

[Take it back and use it as poison? ]

Song Qingyou and Yu Muhuai also looked puzzled.

Jiang Xuyan took a breath and said, "When I take a bite in a hundred years, it might be so unpalatable to death."

Song, Yu:......

At this time, he still wants to tell cold jokes.

Song Qingyou picked up the chopsticks, "Let me have a taste-"

"Don't."

Jiang Xuyan quickly stopped him, then pointed at the cat and picked up a chopstick of fish.

"Why don't you let Zhizhi eat it? After all, he is a cat. He should be able to eat any kind of fish..."

Jiang Zhihan sniffed it curiously, then immediately turned his head to refuse, looking at Jiang Xuyan as if asking: 'You can do this kind of thing? ’

"Pfft--" Song Qingyou couldn't help laughing, but finally took a bite of the fish and tasted it.

She said without changing her expression, "It's true that you can't eat it. The fish gall has been broken. The bitter taste is secondary. Possible poisoning is the big problem."

[Sister You can actually eat it]

[Teacher Jiang’s expression is so exaggerated, Song Qingyou is so calm]

Jiang Xuyan felt a little guilty, "Anyway, it's not good to waste food, and it will make you hungry."

"It's okay." Song Qingyou frowned, "I just have all the seasonings, so I can make grilled fish."