The Monkey King

"I am willing to follow the king, make suggestions for the king's great cause, devote myself to the king, and die!"

Hearing these words, the monkey couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh, leaning forward and backward with laughter, which made the squirrel spirit completely confused.

"Your Majesty, are your subordinates' words so funny?"

"How did I become the king?" the monkey asked.

"The king is approachable, but Lu Qing only thinks that 'monkey' is the king's nickname. Since it is a nickname, his subordinates cannot call him anything. Since the king is unwilling to give up a new name, and the subordinates think that the king has the appearance of an emperor, it is better to give it a try. He is called the 'Monkey King'. In this case, as a subordinate, it is natural for him to call him 'The King'." His expression was extremely serious, and it really looked like that.

This must be the most serious monster Monkey has ever seen.

"I understand. What do you mean, are you here to seek refuge with me?"

"Yes...yes. Please accept me, your Majesty." The squirrel spirit kowtowed quickly.

"Can I fight?"

The squirrel spirit lowered his head and wiped his sweat.

"I asked you, can you fight? How many can one fight?"

The squirrel spirit was sweating profusely and trembling slightly as he said, "No... I can't. I'm still a young man in cultivation, but I have extensive knowledge and will definitely be able to help the king achieve some hegemony!"

The monkey yawned lazily and said, "How long have you been here?"

"A year or so."

"Oh? Who were you following before?"

"Before……"

"explain!"

When the monkey shouted loudly, the squirrel spirit was so frightened that he fell down and trembled: "I was following the crocodile spirit before..."

"Oh? Then you are his military advisor?"

"It's...oh, it's not...it's..." The squirrel spirit was completely panicked.

"Yes or no!"

The monkey shouted again and gave the walking stick a heavy blow. The squirrel spirit was so frightened that he almost lost his soul and could only lie down on the ground and whispered: "Yes...yes..."

With the corner of his mouth raised slightly, the monkey looked at the shivering squirrel spirit lying on the ground with amusement, and said with a smile: "Then he has really achieved great success with your help."

Hearing these words, Squirrel was heartbroken.

Hey, let’s break the jar anyway.

With the mentality of success or failure, the squirrel spirit plucked up the courage to rush over, hugged the monkey's thigh and cried: "Your Majesty, that crocodile spirit is stubborn and willfully attacks without knowing the enemy's situation. No wonder I'm here. Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Why don't you stay here and give it a try? Lu Qing only wants a piece of tile to cover his head. Besides, I know the ins and outs of the Crocodile Spirit faction, and I will definitely be able to help Your Majesty conquer its remnants! Your Majesty! Please give Lu Qing a chance! "

The look of tears and runny noses made the monkey feel sick.

"Get out of here—!"

"Your Majesty! Give Lu Qing a chance!" The guy hugged him tighter.

"Get out! Do you understand? Stay where you can to cool off!"

"Lu Qing will definitely die with all his strength, Your Majesty!"

The monkey finally couldn't stand it anymore and kicked him with his foot.

A scream.

The squirrel spirit was kicked ten feet away and fell to the ground with a thud. He lay there without moving for a while.

The attention of the entire camp was attracted. All the goblins put down their work and stared blankly at the monkey and the motionless squirrel spirit lying on the ground.

The monkey thought in his heart: "Aren't you really going to be kicked to death? At least you have reached the divine realm, why are you so miserable?"

He stood up and looked with some anxiety.

In fact, this girl didn't do anything. If she really died like this, she would be really sad.

A jaw-dropping scene appeared. The squirrel spirit roared, stood up, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and even wanted to rush towards the monkey desperately!

"You're looking for death!" The monkey quickly picked up the walking stick on the side and made a move. The squirrel spirit swallowed, blinked and took a step back, not daring to come again.

"Get out!" The monkey roared at him viciously again, causing him to shrink his neck slightly in shock, and only stared at the monkey pitifully with his tear-stained eyes blinking.

After a long time, he finally choked out another sentence: "Then... Then it's great that Lu Qing lives in Yingkou! As long as the king calls..."

"You can live wherever you like! Just don't live in my camp!"

"Lu Qing understands!" The squirrel spirit knelt down quickly, wiped his tears and knelt down: "Thank you, your Majesty, thank you, Your Majesty! Lu Qing knows enough! May you be blessed! May you be blessed!"

The corner of the monkey's mouth twitched slightly, and he was speechless at this weird thing. I could only give him a blank look, turn around and leave.

"How did this guy survive until now? He probably has better luck than the white ape." The monkey thought.

When the sun went down, the four monsters finally came back, all exhausted.

While eating, the old white ape held a tile filled with wild vegetables and sat in a daze for a long time, as if he had lost his soul and didn't know what he was thinking. The old cow lowered his head and stuffed things into his mouth vigorously, sweating profusely, but didn't say a word. The short-billed man didn't stop with his hands or mouth, but stared straight at the bonfire.

The abnormality of these three monsters attracted the attention of the little monsters, and the atmosphere in the entire camp suddenly became a little depressing.

In the end, only the heartless Dajiao enjoyed the most.

As for the new squirrel spirit, he squatted at the entrance of the camp and swallowed pitifully.

After dinner, the four monsters took the monkey and sat on the edge of the fence to summarize today's harvest.

"Look." Short Mouth held the branch and began to draw on the ground: "To the north is the territory of the vulture spirit, to the south is the territory of the scorpion spirit, to the northeast is the cheetah spirit, and to the southeast is the snake spirit. To the west is the open space. Beyond is the Evil Dragon Pond, and the water is the territory of the carp spirit, but we don’t offend the river, so we can ignore it. Today I..."

The short-mouthed voice suddenly stopped, and he straightened up and glanced behind him.

Lying behind the fence is the squirrel spirit today.

"Who is this?" he turned to ask the monkey.

"Why are you asking me?"

"Your perception is much stronger than mine. You didn't speak. Isn't this what you know?"

The monkey snorted and laughed: "I came to apply for military advisor today."

"Are you still recruiting military advisors?"

"Recommend yourself, recommend yourself. I didn't agree."

Short Mouth immediately turned his head: "Get away from me! You want to eavesdrop on our conversation, right?"

The squirrel spirit shrank his head slightly: "I want to give the king some advice."

When Short Mouth saw that the other party was motionless, he wanted to stay there. He immediately stood up and wanted to get angry, but was caught by the monkey.

"It's okay, continue."

With a cold snort, he turned around and glared at the squirrel spirit. Short Mouth sat down and continued: "We have checked, and the weakest among them is the snake spirit. The most dangerous one is the vulture. We can take advantage of it tonight." Ye took the pot of snake essence and left the others alone for the time being."

At this time, a lazy voice came from behind him: "If you touch the snake spirit, the vulture will definitely take action. The two of them are brothers. I think you are the only one here who can fly and can challenge the vulture spirit alone. A bunch of sharpshooters?"

"Then let's take the scorpion spirit first. This scorpion spirit is not very good at cultivation."

"If you want to take care of the scorpion spirit, do you have any medicine to detoxify it?"

"I asked you to stop interrupting all the time!" Short Mouth turned back angrily and pointed at the squirrel spirit with a branch and yelled: "Believe it or not, I will kill you!"

The squirrel spirit showed no fear on his face, and only stared at the monkey with his round eyes.

The monkey rolled his eyes and waved: "Come in!"

"I obey!" The guy was so happy that he almost jumped up and trotted around in a big circle. When he reached the gate of the camp, he straightened his clothes and slowed down. He walked slowly to the five animals in a circle. In front of the monster, he cupped his hands and said: "See you, Your Majesty. Four colleagues, I am honored to meet you. I am a commoner in Xialu Qing. Fortunately, Your Majesty took pity on me and took me into my account. Please give me your guidance in the future."

Short Mouth turned his head and pointed at the squirrel spirit and asked: "Where did it come from? Are you talking so harshly?"

Suddenly, all the demons burst into laughter.

The squirrel spirit suppressed his blush and shouted righteously: "This is not acid! This is bookishness! Do you understand bookishness? You stinky illiterate!"