The Monkey King

The moment he saw the monkeys, the noisy howls of the whole forest stopped abruptly. The shadowy figures climbed the trees and stood still, staring at him with round eyes.

"Where is the Monkey King?" the stone monkey shouted. In fact, he originally wanted to return to a team to ask for two fruits to eat, and then talk about the challenge of the Monkey King, but he had just been over-excited and his confidence burst, and he skipped the part of returning to the team.

After speaking, he obviously regretted it a little. If you didn't eat, where did you get the strength to fight the Monkey King? But the words have been said, how can you retreat at this time?

So he raised his head high and looked like he didn't look back.

A big gray monkey jumped and grabbed the vine and swung to the top of the stone monkey: "Are you looking for the Monkey King?"

"I'm going to challenge him." Stone Monkey said loudly.

"But we don't have a monkey king here." The monkey scratched his head and said.

Immediately, it was cold for three seconds.

"Without the Monkey King, why are you asking me to find the Monkey King? You are playing me!" The stone monkey lowered his head, found a stone and threw it towards the big gray monkey with all his strength, but was easily flashed by the opponent.

The monkey swayed back to the tree branch and jumped up happily: "We don't have a monkey king, quack quack~"

Immediately, the whole group of monkeys came alive: "We don't have a monkey king, we don't have a monkey king. quack quack~"

All the monkeys were jumping up and down in the trees, twittering, and mad.

The stone monkey has a black line on his face. He really doesn't understand what these monkeys are happy about. Is it to laugh at himself? God, it's no wonder that none of Sun Wukong's 100,000 monkeys and monkeys can take over his mantle. After a long time, everyone except himself is stupid.

"Shut up! Quiet for me!" Stone Monkey shouted after holding his breath, but found that the monkey didn't care about him.

"Quiet me all—! Quiet me! Quiet!" He kept roaring and roaring, until his voice became hoarse and coughed violently, and the monkeys finally quieted down.

"There's no monkey king! Then choose one!" said the stone monkey breathlessly, thinking in his heart whether it's stupid or foolish, maybe he will become the monkey king all of a sudden.

When you become the Monkey King, you won't have to starve, right?

"What does the monkey king do?" a monkey asked.

"I don't know." The monkeys shook their heads.

So the monkeys jumped up again and again: "I don't know, I don't know. quack quack~"

The stone monkeys felt that their eggs were broken. These monkeys couldn't communicate at all, even if they could speak human words, they couldn't communicate. But if you can't communicate, you have to communicate! The ghost wants to need this long-term meal ticket?

He tried to explain: "The monkey king is the king of the monkey group. Everyone must obey the king's orders, and they must obey."

So another monkey came out and said, "The monkey king can't pick the fruit himself?"

"Yeah!" The stone monkey gave it a thumbs up, which was exactly what the stone monkey wanted.

"Is that someone helping to catch lice every day?"

"That's right!"

"Does that mean that whichever female monkey you want will have whichever female monkey you want?"

"This..." The stone monkey was a little crazy, didn't the book say that an old monkey jumped out and said that whoever jumped to the waterfall would be the monkey king? Why did it take a long time to tell them what the Monkey King is?

"Wu Chengen is a liar!" Stone Monkey cursed fiercely.

A monkey jumped up, climbed high on the vine and shouted, "Then I want to be the Monkey King!"

"I also want!"

"Then let's be the monkey king together!"

"Then who catches the lice and who picks the fruit?" an old monkey asked hesitantly.

"He!" All the monkeys pointed to the stone monkey.

"Shut up!" the stone monkey shouted: "If you choose a monkey king to fight, there can only be one monkey king, and whoever wins is the winner!"

"Why fight." A monkey asked in confusion.

"Because the strong are respected!" The stone monkey said with a serious face, but those monkeys didn't buy his account at all, all of them were crazy.

"I think there can be many monkey kings!" some monkeys shouted loudly.

Immediately, the whole group of monkeys cheered, as if they were more accepting of the idea that there could be multiple monkey kings.

The stone monkey felt that the egg was too broken to be added.

After another quarrel, Stone Monkey decided to turn around and leave: "This is a farce! Farce!"

In the evening, he came hungry again to the edge of the deep pool he had come to before, lay down and took two breaths.

I pinched my tail casually. It felt amazing. I never thought that I would have a tail one day...

Hearing the roar of the waterfall, he looked up at the sky with a blank expression on his face.

After a long time, he sat up again and looked at the waterfall in front of him.

"Can this waterfall really jump?" Stone Monkey couldn't help but think of "Journey to the West" he had seen before, and was very contemptuous.

The shore closest to the waterfall is also more than 20 meters away. How can you jump?

When he came here, he should have been grief-stricken, but unfortunately his rumbling stomach didn't allow it. But what if it is not allowed?

He staggered to his feet, his whole body went limp, and he felt as if he had fallen asleep, maybe he did. But in fact he can't sleep now.

Holding the stick in his hand, he drew a line on the ground, jumped hard, and then turned around to measure the distance.

"This monkey's body seems to be much better than mine before, but it's just a normal body. The jump distance of 20 meters is too far away. Is it pole vaulting? I haven't even seen half a bamboo." He Disappointed, he sat down, bowed his body and stared at the pool.

"What if you can dance? Everyone is a monkey king now." He thought of the absurd group of monkeys again. Are they really the group in "Journey to the West"?

All indications are that it is unlikely.

But Stone Monkey just didn't want to believe it, or he was stubborn and insisted as if he was stealing a bell. Perhaps believing that he has transmigrated into Monkey King instead of an ordinary stone monkey somewhere has become the last line of support for his will.

If even the last glimmer of hope for the future is lost, I am afraid that the stone monkey will collapse immediately.

The sun has gone down.

He was silent, even more hungry. Turning his head and looking around, only leaves can be eaten, but he is not a horse.

Suddenly I thought, would it be more comfortable to cross into a horse than to become a stone monkey? At least you don't have to worry about food and clothing, right?

The monkeys in the distance were still chattering non-stop, as if they were still excited by the topic of "Monkey King", which was disturbing to hear.

With a sigh, Stone Monkey decided to think of something to make himself less hungry.

"The final exam is coming next week...Fuck! What do I still think about these birds and eggs? After all this is done, I still have a hair test." Stone Monkey has never felt that the exam is such a wonderful thing as it does now: "Still Think about the problem at the moment, what am I doing here through Transmigration? Forget it, skip this question too, I haven’t heard of any reason for Transmigration.”

Three laws of crossing: 1. No explanation before crossing; 2. No responsibility after crossing; 3. No return ticket for crossing.

"I should think about what to do next. By the way, if I can't be a monkey king, I can go to immortals and learn the seventy-two transformations like Sun Wukong. Bodhi ancestors won't ask me for the identity certificate of the monkey king. But where is Patriarch Bodhi? Sun Wukong happened to meet him, can I meet him too? Is there really Patriarch Bodhi here?" Thinking of this, Stone Monkey shook his head violently, trying to put this kind of thing that would break his confidence. Thought out of mind: "Maybe I should leave tomorrow."

"Go to the human world... I can't even live here, a monkey, maybe it will be on the table as soon as it goes to the monkey brain."

Stone Monkey shook his head again, not thinking about this troublesome question. He decided to be happy.

"We must go to the underworld, and the book of life and death must be torn up, or we will die. The Dragon Palace must also break through, otherwise there will be no golden hoop. But Tiangong... Tiangong should stop making trouble, we have to keep a low profile. Anyway, no matter what. , Tathagata Buddha wants to bet with me, I will definitely not be fooled by him."

The stone monkey was lying on the ground, looking at the sky full of stars and thinking infinitely. He suddenly yawned lazily, sat up and looked around, then lay back in disappointment.

"It would be nice if I had a cigarette to smoke. I decided to learn the seventy-two transformations in the future. I have to change into a cigarette and smoke first. I have to be soft, yes... Only soft can be worthy of my identity as Monkey King, Monkey King. I have to be a good local tyrant."

A canary flew over the stone monkey's head and landed on a tree branch not far away. He said to himself, "This monkey is very special. I feel that he is different from other monkeys."

"Well, I think so too. That monkey's butt isn't so red." A crow quietly approached and chatted up.

"Go away! I mean he sleeps on the floor, has he ever seen a monkey on the floor? You illiterate dead crow. Go as far as you can, and get so close to make me smell moldy!"

The stone monkey not far away tossed and turned and said in a sleepy voice, "Zixia, I'm here."

"Zixia? What?" Canary thought.

When it was grey and bright that day, the stone monkey was already awake, hungry. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a dozen pairs of eyes blinking at him.

"What are you doing?" It was so sudden that he moved back a few inches in fright, only to suddenly realize that he was surrounded by monkeys.

"Monkey King," said a monkey scratching his head.

"You want to make me your king?" Stone Monkey suddenly felt that his mind couldn't turn around.