The Daily Life of the Immortal King

On May 19th, the fourth week of school on Tuesday, it was time for the familiar class on the history of antiques.

I saw a tiger-backed man at the door, a fat man with a fat body and a round body, stepping on tiptoe to the classroom, appearing on time on the podium of Class One and Three.

Old Antique seldom brings textbooks to class, and Old Antique has long kept in mind the test sites in the textbooks.

Wang Ling felt that in a sense, it was difficult to achieve a class atmosphere without textbooks, but to improve the classroom atmosphere to a pleasant range acceptable to everyone. Looking at the entire Sixty Middle School, Old Antique is a typical representative of teachers who have done a very good job in this area. And this form of class without textbooks is actually a test of personal ability as a teacher.

It's been a weekend and a Monday. In just three days, Old Antique's outline seems to have expanded a lot... It is no longer a secret that Old Antique is in love with Director Xie of No. 59 Middle School. As a man in love, Wang Ling wanted to know Old Antique's form of love, so he must take Director Xie out to eat together.

Wang Ling felt that it was not only an antique, but even Director Xie must have gotten a lot fatter than before...

"A lot of things have happened in the past few days. I wonder if you have heard of an organization called the Paladins?"

When Old Antique said this, there was obviously much more discussion in the class. Obviously, after being exposed by the media, this fake milk powder pyramid scheme has gained widespread attention from all walks of life in a short period of time.

With a flash of inspiration, Old Antique placed a tin can on the table: "I bought this can of fake milk powder from a holy milk powder. At that time, the other party strongly recommended me as an agent."

"Teacher, what happened later?" Lin Xiaoyu asked curiously.

"Later, this can of milk powder was fooled by me without paying a penny... After listening to my teaching, the holy milk powder decided to change his mind and start a new life!"

When Old Antique said this, many people in the audience burst into laughter, thinking that Old Antique was bragging again on a daily basis. Only Sun Rong and Wang Ling stumbled in their hearts... At the time when Old Antique said that he could shoot someone to death with a piece of chalk, many people thought it was a joke at the time, but they actually shot someone to death.

So, it's obvious and it should be true...

This time Old Antique used the Paladins to sell fake milk powder, obviously it had other meanings. After the lesson "Replay and Evolution of Ancient TV Dramas of Huaxiu Kingdom", "Modern History of Huaxiu Kingdom" is the highlight of the history course. It is also a mandatory test site designated by Old Antique in the mid-term and final exams, and the knowledge involved is very extensive.

Previously, the incident of Old Antique's use of the Paladin's fake milk powder was just to attract the students' interest.

And when the class was quiet again, everyone knew that the feature film had begun...

"The modern history of Huaxiu Kingdom should begin with the first melon skin war, which was a history of national humiliation full of disasters." When Lao Gu said the definition, he couldn't help but sigh: "Back then, in order to fight against melons Hua Xiuguo has sacrificed countless seniors in the cultivation world for the melon pi army led by Demon Lord Pi... Some students may have doubts and do not understand the meaning of melon pi. Here I will explain a little, the so-called melon pi is actually A drug that was usually crushed into cigarettes in the past, once you take one puff, you can’t help but foolishly take a second puff, and then your IQ will get lower and lower.”

Everyone: "..."

"The most important thing is that once you smoke melon rind, you become addicted."

Everyone: "..."

Old Antique smiled: "In those days, the Guapi Army took shape very quickly. It is no less than the current Paladins. Therefore, the country is very worried about this Paladin, afraid that it will repeat the mistakes of the Guapi Army. Although it has been confirmed that the substances contained in fake milk powder will not affect the human body, but the impact on the national economy is quite bad behavior.”

Everyone couldn't help nodding their heads. Those who have previewed this lesson know that when the Guapi Army first rose, it was only through pyramid schemes that a large number of people could be gathered in a short period of time. It's just that the MLM form did not immediately attract the attention of Hua Xiuguo at first, but when Hua Xiuguo reacted, he found that the incident had become out of control.

According to Old Antique's usual teaching method, usually before the start of a lesson, Old Antique will quickly sort out the framework of the course.

"Modern History of Huaxiu Kingdom - About the First Guapi War", the beginning of a large-scale historical event, began when Guapi Mozun sold the drug Guapi in a pyramid scheme. Old Antique has a deep understanding of this history, because it is a history of shame. Back then, foreigners dubbed this period of Huaxiu Kingdom's history as "the era of all people eating melons". So to this day, in the annual history course exam, this section is a must-take point, in order to make students remember history and not forget the national humiliation.

After quickly sorting out the cause of the first melon skin war, it was time for Antique's gossip.

This time, the object of the old antique gossip is the person Guapi Mozun.

"I wonder how much your classmates know about Guapi Demon Venerable?" Old Antique asked while standing on the podium.

Wei Wei waited for a while, seeing the silence in the class, Old Antique showed a signature smile: "It is rumored that this Guapi Demon Venerable is very powerful. To give a simple example, General Yi, one of the ten founding generals of Huaxiu Kingdom, , there was a record of fighting against Guapi Demon Venerable. At that time, the two fought each other, and Guapi Demon Venerable didn't move at all, but General Yi took three steps backwards one after another."

There was an uproar in the class!

How strong is General Yi?

- This is the Sword Saint! Back then, he was the legendary figure of General Shi, who was with the Ministry of Defense of Sword Slaying the Demon God!

"However, as far as I know, the Guapi Demon Venerable was actually seriously injured at the time. It was just a hard support. Therefore, after the first Guapi War, the Guapi Demon Venerable disappeared from the world, and no one knows the exact whereabouts." said the old man.

"Is he already dead?" Someone asked, and most of the students in the class were also aroused by curiosity.

"There are rumors that he has died. Since the second Guapi War, the Guapi Army under the original Guapi Demon has been handed over to the real Immortal Snake, a direct disciple of Guapi Demon. But it is very strange that , So far, no one has reported the news of the death of Guapi Demon Venerable. I am a little suspicious, is it possible that this snake-skin true immortal may have imprisoned his injured master and then conspired to usurp the throne ." Old Antique said his guess.

Master Erdan exclaimed: "Incarceration of PLAY?! What the hell!? This melon skin demon is shaking M?"

"Master and apprentice CP Shenma is the most interesting!" Lin Xiaoyu's face was full of excitement, and the 100,000-word rotten text immediately filled his mind.

"Of course, there is also a more credible rumor that the Guapi Demon Venerable sealed his soul in a magic weapon in order to escape his apprentice's pursuit. According to rumors, it was a mask with cursed power... …”

When Old Antique said this, Wang Ling, who had always had a low face, suddenly raised his head.