Supreme Crazy Wife

“I’m not your mother, go away! Stay away from me!” The middle-aged man yelled loudly, a little frightened, his face flushed, and his hands were trying to push away the second elder of the Yao family who was holding his clothes. , But accidentally overstretched and pushed the second elder of the Yao family to the ground.

However, at this time, the second elder of the Yao family was like Xiaoqiang who could not be beaten. After getting up from the ground, he ran to the middle-aged man with perseverance and shouted aggrievedly: “Mom, you Don’t ignore me! I know I was wrong!”

“I’m not your mother! Stay away from me!” The middle-aged man couldn’t bear it, and shouted loudly.

“Mom!” The second elder of the Yao family was aggrieved with tears in his eyes. He looked at the middle-aged man pitifully, as pitiful as he was.

“Go away! Don’t call me mother!” The middle-aged man was very hot, but he didn’t dare to really treat this ‘crazy’ second elder of the Yao family.

“But, you are your mother!” The second elder of the Yao family muttered quietly, his eyes still peeking at the middle-aged man from time to time.

The middle-aged man felt that he was going crazy, but he used this second elder of the Yao family, who recognized that he was his mother, and looked at other people asking for help, but no one was willing to help him out!

Actually, it’s not that everyone doesn’t help him, but can’t help, because everyone is basically caught by thunder now, and the sky is rolling! It is the only thought in everyone’s mind at this time.

Besides, they don’t know how to help. Now the second elder of the Yao family is clearly a little baby who has not been weaned, and looking at the second elder of the Yao family, it seems that the middle-aged man is his mother. You can’t forcefully separate people’s mother and child!

“Miss, do you think he is really crazy or fake?” After seeing this scene, Feng Da was covered with black lines on his forehead, and couldn’t help asking.

“You think he is really crazy, that’s really crazy, if you think he is pretending to be crazy, then it’s fake.” Leng Ruoxue said like a tongue twister.

“Uh! Miss’s words are getting more and more profound!” Feng Da wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

“Haha! It seems that things are getting more and more lively.” Leng Ruoxue said with a light smile. She really underestimated the second elder of the Yao family, and she didn’t expect him to do this.

In fact, she knew very well that the second elder of the Yao family was not crazy at all. He just had to pretend to be mad and act stupid in order to survive. Otherwise, the second elder of the Yao family was very afraid that he and others would come up with a way to torture him, and it was certain. Yes, the first thing that the second elder of the Yao family did when they returned to the Yao family was to get rid of the members of these affiliated families, and then take revenge on them again, huh! Does she really want to let the tiger go back to the mountain? Forget it, let’s take a look at the performance of the second elder of the Yao family first! Leng Ruoxue thought secretly in her heart.

“Miss, you are also selling off.” Feng Da couldn’t help complaining.

“Haha! What do you judge for yourself?” Leng Ruoxue asked rhetorically with a smile.

“I think this old man must be pretending to be crazy. We have given him so many medicines just now. He would rather pretend to be dead than wake up. How could he be really crazy.” Feng Da analyzed, the old man’s will is firm. , The quality of my heart is better! It is impossible to go crazy because of this little blow.

“Haha! Let’s just watch good shows.” Leng Ruoxue said with a smirk. Since this old man likes to pretend to be crazy, if she doesn’t cooperate well, wouldn’t she be sorry for the old man’s acting skills!

Thinking of this, she turned her head and whispered a few words to Feng Da, then Feng Da turned and left.

When Feng Da came back, there was a piece of raw meat in his hand. The meat was still dripping with blood, which looked very fresh.

Feng Da walked in front of the second elder of the Yao family, looked at the second elder of the Yao family kindly, and touched his head as if touching a puppy, and then said: “Little Yao Yao, don’t be entangled. Look at your mother, aren’t you hungry? Uncle has a piece of meat here, you can eat it! Don’t be hungry, uncle will feel distressed.”

“Uh!” Hearing Feng Da’s words, the people present couldn’t help but twitch their mouths, and the foreheads were covered with black lines, and they were unanimously in their hearts. This guy is too bad! It was too shameless to take a piece of **** raw meat for the second elder of the Yao family to eat, and call someone Yao Yao, and call himself an uncle. However, they didn’t dare to say it, so they could only think in their hearts. Think about it.

The second elder of the Yao family, who pretended to be crazy and stupid, heard Feng Da’s words and looked at the piece of raw meat in his hand. After thinking and thinking, in the end, I still had to reach out and take the piece of flesh that was still dripping with blood.

Although he didn’t want to take it, he was afraid that if he refused, Leng Ruoxue and others would find out that he was pretending to be crazy, because he knew very well that now he didn’t want to die, then the other party probably wouldn’t Let him go, and he still wants to keep this life back to Yao’s house! Therefore, even in disgusting, he had to swallow this piece of meat.

That piece of meat was very fat, and it looked very tiring. Although the second elder of the Yao family made up his mind to eat it, but he was too late to take a mouthful, and his heart was entangled.

“Xiao Yao Yao, why don’t you eat it! Are you hungry? Eat it! This large piece is enough for you to eat, don’t be afraid! No one will **** you.” Feng Da smiled comfortingly, almost laughing in his heart Turn it over, hehe! The young lady is so bad that she wanted to let the second elder of the Yao family eat raw meat. Not only did the meat look bloody, it was also fat! Just looking at it makes people feel sick, let alone eat it.

After hearing Feng Da’s words, the second elder of the Yao family simply slammed his heart, and then stuffed the **** meat into his mouth. The meat was slippery and greasy, and the shredded meat was still thick with a faint smell. Wei, and his front teeth were knocked out by Feng Da, so he couldn’t bite the meat off after several bites, but the feeling of wanting to vomit kept pouring up his throat…

“Little Yao Yao, my uncle is wrong. I shouldn’t have given you such a big piece of meat. Your child has no teeth. Come, my uncle will help you cut it into small pieces and eat it.” Feng Da looked at the second elder of the Yao family and the piece of meat. During the battle, I secretly smiled, but there was an expression of doing something wrong on his face. Then, he snatched the piece of raw meat from the second elder of the Yao family and took out a knife from the storage ring.’ brush! brush! brush! In a few strokes, the meat was cut into small pieces, and the fat and thin pieces were evenly cut. After the cut, the meat was supported by a huge leaf and returned to the second elder of the Yao family.

The second elder of the Yao family looked at the flesh in his hands, crying without tears, and in order not to be caught by Leng Ruoxue and others, he had to swallow the vomited thing again, and then took a piece of it and cut it into small pieces. The piece of meat was put in the mouth and swallowed without even chewing…

a long time.

When Feng Da saw that the second elder of the Yao family had eaten all the meat, he admired it. Then, he took a piece of meat from the ring, cut it into small pieces with a knife, and handed it to the second elder of the Yao family, smiling Mimi. Said: “Come on, Xiao Yao Yao, eat some! Just when you are growing up, don’t be hungry!”

“Uncle! I’m full!” The second elder of the Yao family forcedly endured the feeling of nausea. He really didn’t want to eat anymore, and couldn’t eat it anymore! Otherwise, he has to show his stuffing, and the meat that Feng Da took out this time is even fatter than the piece just now, Nima, isn’t this trying to punish him on purpose!

In fact, he really guessed it. The reason why Leng Ruoxue asked Feng Da to do this was to fix him, because Leng Ruoxue wanted to see how far the second elder of the Yao family could endure in order to pretend to be crazy and behave stupid. It’s just the beginning.

“Xiao Yao Yao, children can’t say panic! You obviously haven’t eaten enough, how can you lie to your uncle! Are you saying so?” Feng Da said with a disapproving expression, and then asked other people.

“Yeah! Xiao Yao Yao, hurry up and eat!” Chi Rui said very cooperatively, laughing in his heart, hehe! The second elder of the Yao family is so pitiful, do you think you can escape it if you are crazy? Based on his understanding of Leng Ruoxue and others, he knew that it was impossible, and they would not let him go easily!

“Xiao Yao Yao, eat! See how good this uncle treats you and cares about you!”

“Yeah! Xiao Yao Yao, children can’t help but listen to the adults, and you can eat them if they let you eat them!”

Under pressure, everyone had to speak out to persuade them, and their words made the second elder of the Yao family hate it, and secretly remembered the person who made the noise in his mind, huh! Let you be proud of it for a while, when you regret it.

“Xiao Yao Yao, you see so many uncles and aunts care about you so much, you can’t live up to our heart!” Feng Da reminded with a smile.

“Oh!” The second elder of the Yao family responded softly, and then took the meat extremely reluctantly and began to stuff it in his mouth. However, when he resisted the nausea and ate the meat, he found that Feng Da took it again. After a piece of meat came out, he pretended to be dizzy without even thinking about it.

“Uh! Xiao Yao Yao, what’s the matter with you?” Feng Da was shocked, and kicked the second elder of the Yao family with his foot, with a look of concern.

“Miss, he’s dizzy again, get the medicine soon!” Feng Da said very nervously when he saw that the second elder of the Yao family had no reaction.

“The second elder of the Yao family is probably hungry. Just give him more food.” Leng Ruoxue reminded.

“Yeah! How did I forget about this ballast?” Feng Da patted his forehead suddenly, then lowered his body and delivered the meat to the mouth of the second elder of the Yao family, and said, “Little Yao Yao, Uncle knows that you are hungry, so get up to eat quickly. If you can’t get up, uncle will throw you into the forest to feed the wolves!”

“Uh!” The crowd heard Feng Da’s words, the cold sweat on their foreheads dripped down, and they secretly said to their stomachs, this person is really bad, and he wants the second elder of the Yao family to wake up to eat and threaten others. However, they were even more curious about whether the second elder of the Yao family would really wake up.

After a while, Feng Da saw that the second elder of the Yao family was still pretending to be dizzy, so he directly ordered Lin Yuan: “Lin Yuan, bring a wolf.”

“Okay!” Lin Yuan responded with a wry smile. The captain asked him to lead a wolf, and he didn’t have any wolf-like beasts, so how could he lead him! He is embarrassed! After thinking for a while, he suddenly had an idea, turned and ran towards the forest.

Half an hour later, he came back, and beside him was a huge black wolf with a huge body. The wolf’s eyes were deep and fierce, and he knew it was a very bloodthirsty beast.

“Da Hei, eat him!” Lin Yuan pointed to the second elder of the Yao family who was still lying on the ground.

“Master! Can I really eat him?” The black giant wolf said with some uncertainty.

“Of course.” Lin Yuan nodded.

After getting the affirmative answer, the black giant strode to the second elder of the Yao family, lowered his head and sniffed, and then said with a look of disgust: “Master, this man is too stinky, I don’t want to eat it. ?”

“Da Hei! He is a senior god! If you eat it, maybe you will be able to advance.” Lin Yuan reminded.

“I know, but I really don’t want to eat him! Although I am a wolf, we wolves also have taste. Not everything will be stuffed into the mouth.” The black giant said with a serious face, and it To the second elder of the Yao family who fell on the ground and pretended to be dizzy, this was like irony, because he was inferior to a wolf and gave everything in his mouth.

The people present heard the words of the black giant wolf and looked at the second elder of the Yao family who was lying on the ground. They didn’t know what to say, alas! The dignified second elder of the Yao family would never have thought that one day he would be looked down upon by a wolf, right? They had no other ideas except to express sympathy for the second elder of the Yao family.

“What should I do? It can’t be wasted.” Lin Yuan said embarrassedly.

“Master, I know a giant python in the forest, that guy is very boring, he can eat anything, or else, let this person eat it!” the black giant wolf suggested.

“Captain, what do you think?” Lin Yuan asked Feng Da for advice.

“It’s okay!” Feng Da frowned and smiled inwardly, hehe! The second elder of the Yao family was rejected by the wolf! I really don’t know where Lin Yuan found this wolf, it’s quite interesting.

“Da Hei, then you go back quickly.” Seeing Feng Da’s agreement, Lin Yuan said to the black giant wolf again.

“Yeah.” The black giant nodded, and then disappeared like a black bolt of lightning.

Not long after, the black giant wolf came back. There was also a twisted grey giant python with it. The python is nearly 100 meters long and the body is as thick as a water tank. A pair of light bulb-sized gray-black eyes is watching very vigilantly. Focus on the people in front of you.

“Master, I’m back.” The black giant wolf said.

“Da Hei, this is your friend.” Lin Yuan said clearly.

“Well, the master can call him Big Grey.” The black giant grinned with a split mouth.

“Uh!” Lin Yuan was a little speechless. The names of these beasts are really simple enough, and they are directly distinguished by colors, hehe! I don’t know how they call the same color?

“Hello, Master Dahei.” The gray python said politely.

“Hello, are you interested in that person?” Lin Yuan asked the second elder of the Yao family on the ground.

After hearing what Lin Yuan said, the gray python slowly came to the second elder of the Yao family, carefully observed it, and finally came to an important conclusion: “This person smells so bad! How long hasn’t taken a bath?”

“I don’t know! Da Hui, right? You see if this thing can be eaten!” Feng Da said with a smile. Since the second elder of the Yao family likes to pretend to be dead, no wonder he!

“Eatable is edible, but… I hate that it smells worse than me.” The gray python’s face was full of dissatisfaction.

“That’s no way! You will just do it!” Feng Da said helplessly.

“Oh! Okay!” The gray python nodded reluctantly, then opened his big mouth, but did not bite it for a long time, and the saliva in its mouth dripped down the corner of his mouth to Yao Jia Er. The body of the elder, in the blink of an eye, the second elder of the Yao family was soaked and turned into a drunk chicken.

The gray python’s tone is extremely heavy, exuding a strong smell, especially its saliva, the taste is even more unpleasant, the second elder of the Yao family who pretended to be dizzy had to hold his breath, even the atmosphere He didn’t dare to breathe. At this moment, the thick snake tail of the giant python swept over him again, making all the breath he had been holding back to leak out, and the unpleasant smell rushed directly into his nose…

This stench made him unable to continue to pretend, but when he just thought of getting up, he turned into a gray python with a big mouth of blood facing his head, and his saliva accidentally dripped into his. Mouth.

“Cough!” The second elder of the Yao family coughed constantly, pushed the giant python’s head away, turned over and jumped up, and then vomited directly.

“Xiao Yao Yao finally woke up, oh! Uncle took a lot of thought to wake you up!” Feng Da couldn’t help complaining, and then said to the gray python with some embarrassment: “Da Hui, I’m sorry. I thought he was dead, so I wanted to give it to you. Now that he wakes up, I can’t let you eat him!”

“It’s okay! If he dies again, you are giving it to me to eat.” The gray python said disapprovingly, and then cleverly crawled to the side and stayed.

“Xiao Yao Yao, did you hear that? If you die again, I will feed you this python!” Feng Da said with a smirk.

“Come on! Or eat the meat obediently! Uncle won’t allow you to waste it.” Feng Da said again.

“Uncle is really nice.” The second elder of the Yao family gritted his teeth, hating Feng Da to death in his heart! However, I had to knock out my teeth and swallow in my stomach, alas! Who made him pretend to be crazy! At this moment, I really shot myself in the foot.

“Good!” Feng Da personally stared at the second elder of the Yao family and ate the raw meat again, then took out a glass of water and handed it over.

“Come on, drink some water, don’t swallow.” Feng Da said with concern.

The second elder of the Yao family took the water, raised his head, and poured it all into his mouth. However, after he was underwater, he discovered that it was not water at all, but wine, or wine with a very high alcohol content.

As soon as the wine was drunk into his stomach, he felt his stomach feel as uncomfortable as a fire, and he also wanted convenience, Nima, what did he drink for him? Didn’t this want his life! He couldn’t wait to find a convenient place, but before his idea could be implemented, he was grabbed by Feng Da.

“Xiao Yao Yao, where do you want to go? Don’t run around! There are many beasts in the forest and they will eat you.” Feng Da said with a smile.

“I want it to be convenient!” The second elder of the Yao family said loudly. At this time, he had no idea whether they would find that he was pretending to be crazy, he just wanted to find a place to solve his problem.

“It can’t be convenient here, let Da Hui take you to find a place!” Feng Da winked at Da Hui next to him, Da Hui hurriedly climbed over, and then curled up the second elder of the Yao family with his tail.’ Whoosh disappeared…

In the evening, Da Hui and the second elder of the Yao family did not come back either.

Everyone present couldn’t help but guess secretly, then the second elder of the Yao family wouldn’t have sneaked away! However, just as they were thinking about it, they found that the gray python was slowly crawling back with the second elder of the Yao family.

When he arrived in front of the crowd, the gray python threw the second elder of the Yao family to the ground with a look of disgust. At this time, the second elder of the Yao family was pale and scary, and his body was extremely weak. After being thrown on the ground, he remained on the ground. Lying down.

When everyone saw this situation, their gossip thoughts were all aroused, hehe! The appearance of the second elder of the Yao family really seems to have been ravaged by a certain beast.

“Don’t think about it, I didn’t think about him! It’s because he pulled it too long and collapsed.” The gray python looked at the weird gazes of these people in front of him, and couldn’t help defending himself.

“Uh!” Everyone didn’t expect their minds to be seen by a beast, and they were all a little bit ridiculous.

“Da Hui, where did you take him? Why have you been there for so long?” Feng Da asked curiously.

“I took him out of the forest and went outside Linjiang City. It was convenient.” The grey python explained, how could it make it convenient for this human being anywhere in the forest? That’s too unhygienic.

“Uh! Really smart!” Feng Da agreed. The road outside Linjiang City happened to be the only way for the Yao family. It was convenient and could also give the second elder of the Yao family an unforgettable memory.

“Hey! I’m overwhelmed, but he was watched by many people when it was convenient.” The gray python said again.

“It’s really nothing to do with me! I don’t know that there will be so many people there today. Usually, there are very few people walking around.” The gray python explained again with an aggrieved expression.

“It’s okay! It’s okay, Xiao Yao Yao won’t mind, let alone blame you, you are also kind!” Feng Da quickly comforted when he saw the gray python feel guilty.

Not a fart! The second elder of the Yao family, lying on the ground weak and motionless, cursed secretly in his heart. At this moment, there was another **** gray python, Nima, on the list he was going to kill, and he didn’t know this dead snake. Did they communicate well with Feng Da? Why did they bother him together? His heart is extremely unbalanced.

In fact, he really wronged this gray python. The gray python would take him to the road leading to Linjiang City, which was purely an accident.

Originally, the gray python just wanted to take the second elder of the Yao family away from the forest. Later, I thought that several cities near the forest were also owned by the owner of Dahei. Therefore, it was naturally impossible for the second elder of the Yao family to be there. It was convenient in Jiangcheng, so it went farther and farther, until it was a long way out of Linjiang City, it put the second elder of the Yao family down for his convenience.

At that time, the second elder of the Yao family couldn’t bear it anymore. He didn’t have time to see where he was, so he took off his pants and made it easier. As a result, at his convenience, there were always teams passing by on the road from time to time, so, His indecent behavior was taken seriously, and there were even people who knew him.

Well! Anyway, the second elder of the Yao family is also a celebrity on the continent of Gods. This time, he really lost his old face and lost all his face. Therefore, the second elder of the Yao family hated this **** gray python together. On it.

“Really?” The grey python asked cautiously with tears in his eyes.

“Well, Xiao Yao Yao, you don’t blame it, do you?” Feng Da asked, bending down and looking at the second elder of the Yao family who was lying on the ground.

“Yeah.” The second elder of the Yao family held back his anger and nodded reluctantly.

“Little Yao Yao is so good!” Feng Da touched the head of the second elder of the Yao family and praised.

The second elder of the Yao family closed his eyes with anger and refused to speak.

At this time, Leng Ruoxue, who had seen enough of the excitement, smiled and said to the Yao family affiliated family: “Well, since this Xiao Yao Yao has returned, then you take him away!”

“Uh!” The members of the Yao family’s affiliated family looked at each other, with reluctance in their eyes.

“Why? Are you all scared of a madman?” Leng Ruoxue said with a look of contempt. After a trial, she deeply admired the patience of the second elder of the Yao family. However, in this way, she couldn’t let it go. The second elder of the Yao family has returned to the Yao family comfortably, and the best way is to let them bite the dog. She handed the second elder of the Yao family who pretended to be crazy and stupid to the affiliated families of the Yao family. As for how they would treat the second elder of the Yao family , Or how the second elders of the Yao family would deal with them, it was not within her concern.

“We…” The members of the Yao family’s affiliated family hesitated. In fact, we can’t say that they are afraid, but they don’t want to let the second elder of the Yao family return to the Yao family. Otherwise, the first unlucky person must be them, but They couldn’t say this too bluntly.

“What are you guys? Don’t be afraid, he is just a lunatic, no one will believe his words.” Leng Ruoxue comforted.

“You can go down the mountain now! Remember what I said, you can come to the periphery of the forest, but within the forest and these three mountains, none of you are allowed to step in without my permission, otherwise, don’t blame me for being ruthless!” Leng Ruoxue warned again.

“Don’t worry, Miss Leng, we know what to do.” As soon as Leng Ruoxue finished her words, she immediately expressed her stance to please.

Then, other forces also joined in, seeing the fate of the Yao family, they dared not cooperate.

Then, except for the Ning family and the Chi family’s team, all other forces descended the mountain in despair and left the “Occasional Forest”, while the Yao family’s second elder was carried away by the Yao family’s affiliated family members.

“Miss Leng, if you let the second elder of the Yao family leave like this, aren’t you afraid to cause trouble for yourself?” After watching the forces leave, Chi Rui couldn’t help asking. In his opinion, the second elder of the Yao family is not at all. He should be let go, otherwise, there will be endless troubles.

“Someone will take care of him for me, if that’s the case, why should I take it myself.” Leng Ruoxue said with a smirk.

——Digressions——

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