Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

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1.

Nezha commented to Pi Xiu that Pi Jubao's homework is often read and often new, just like visiting Hailan's house, and every time he looks at it, he can find words he doesn't know.

Pixiu waved his hand after hearing this: "No way, the broom's branches and leaves are like this, like a chicken scratching."

2.

The Mid-Autumn Festival restaurant has launched a special moon cake, which is made by Pixiu, and the old man helps to pack it. As long as the person who eats it is guaranteed to make a fortune and get rid of the single, the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion is sweet and sorrow is no longer.

After the promotion of Taoti Food and Broadcasting, I received an order call and received a smoke in my throat. After sipping two golden throat lozenges, I could fight again. All employees rolled up their sleeves and worked hard to make mooncakes.

In the end, Wen Xi felt the smell of moon cakes and wanted to vomit, and was caught by someone while retching against the wall.

Rumors of three babies a year have begun to spread again.

This time, morning sickness hits hard!

3.

One night Wenxi woke up from a nightmare, Pixiu also woke up when he heard the movement, looking at the little thing with a frightened look on his face, he quickly reached out and hugged him into his arms.

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Pixiu: "What's the matter? Did you have a nightmare about what happened in the past again?"

Wen Xi nodded and murmured, "I dreamed that I was pregnant."

Pixiu: ?

Wen Xi looked at him: "And then a child was born."

Pixiu: "...very good, my third child has to think of a good name."

Wen Xi shook his head: "No, that's not the point. Look at his ass and find that, like you, he doesn't have anything he should have, and then he said he would continue to give birth until he had something."

Pixiu:  …

Wenxi: "Then I kept giving birth, and I gave birth to nine more, and finally I had one."

Pixiu: "What about your sow's calf? Plus the first two big ones, we have all the zodiac signs in our family. Go to sleep, as long as you can give birth, don't say no, even if there are two, I like it. ."

Wenxi: "...don't talk anymore, I think I'll have nightmares later."

4.

After Ren Jiao appeared in Taoti's live broadcast room, he became the most popular handsome male demon in the forum. Many people regarded Ren Jiao as the Qingqiu fox Qiufu, and there was an endless stream of monsters who went to Qingqiu to ask the old fox couple Qiufu's marriage. .

The old couple was overwhelmed with shock, and quickly and secretly called and asked Qiu Fu: "Did you secretly have plastic surgery without us?"

Qiu Fu:  …

Qiu Fu: It's a new society, can't everyone change the stereotype of the vixen?

5.

During the Double Ninth Festival, the supervising office held a cultural evening of loving and respecting the elderly. Pixiu, as the ancestor of the demon world, should have received the invitation, and was rounded up to the ranks of the long live old man.

He looked at the black-bottomed red-shaped Tang suit and the matching dragon-head crutches health ball, his face darkened and he did not speak.

Wen Xi couldn't help laughing beside him: "I heard that the long live old man can still receive red envelopes on the party, do you want to go?"

Pixiu: "Fuck!"

Having said that, Old Ancestor Pi was the first one in a Tang suit with a red envelope.

The sign in front of it reads: Grandpa Pixiu.

6.

That day, Erlang Shen came to the store to deliver something to Pixiu, and happened to meet Monkey Er who was making jokes with the customer. He couldn't help but stand and watch for a while, until Pixiu came back to his senses.

Pixiu asked: "What are you looking at? Heaven knows that the old enemy is going to turn over the old account again?"

"No, they don't know about the Great Sage. By the way, this is the Buzhoushan skin contract you asked for." Yang Jian handed him the document: "I want to open a chicken farm, bee farm, and homestay, and prepare to arrange Buzhoushan. One-stop logistics?"

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "This is called backing the mountain and eating the mountain. What do you know about a three-eyed baby?"

"Okay, just give me a membership card when the time comes." Yang Jian hugged his arms: "As a seal fee."

Pixiu paused, then continued to walk: "Okay, I'll send it to you directly, who cares about your two coins."

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows: "Then I would like to thank Old Ancestor Pi. By the way, where is Nezha, Li Jing asked me to give him a word."

"The backyard, come with me." Pixiu said.

When the two entered the backyard, Nezha was sitting on a stone pier and eating popsicles. The three mouths didn't stop, which was three times as cool as the average person could not experience.

Yang Jian:……

Yang Jian: "Li Jing asked me to give you a message.\

,"Nezha: "Is it a last word? I'll listen to it."

"He said your mother told you to go home for dinner." Yang Jian said, "I always think my words are a bit strange."

Pixiu nodded on the side: "I thought the dream was back to 2009."

Nezha didn't speak for a long while, then replied, "I see, I'll be back in two days."

Seeing this, Yang Jian nodded, he should leave after delivering the things, but the doubts and curiosity in his heart have not been resolved, so he also sat down on the stone pier, looked at Pixiu and asked, "Just the three of us, let's not talk about it. How did you get on the line with the Great Sage?"

Pi Xiu snorted: "If you don't get on the line, you just got to know him. At that time, I was rich and traveled all over the mountains. I happened to pass Huaguo Mountain and saw him playing monkey boxing there."

As he spoke, he sat down on the stone pier, lit a cigarette, took a breath, and said lightly, "I have been to the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain before, and there are monkeys all over the mountain, chattering and making noise. But when I went there, Apart from him, he didn't even see a single monkey hair."

Yang Jian nodded: "Since he was born, the monkey Jingyue, who has enlightened wisdom, has

Come less and less, until there will be no more monkey spirits later. "

"He guards the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguoshan alone, and no one comes here on weekdays. I stopped by and chatted with him that day, and had two more drinks. I felt that the scenery here was nice and quiet, so I simply stayed. Stayed for a few days."

Pixiu said, dusting the ashes in his hand: "It's so familiar."

Nezha thought about the old days, and couldn't help laughing: "I had nothing to do at that time to see him and told him to go out and walk more. He said that he was guarding Huaguo Mountain and didn't want to move. The Great Sage Monkey King, I never imagined that he would love his family so much."

Yang Jian said lightly: "Monkeys are originally gregarious animals. It should be boring for him to live there alone."

Pixiu nodded.

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who had been in the heavens and the underworld, sat on a stone, with the moonlight above his head, and behind him was the Water Curtain Cave in the Huaguoshan Mountain with only the sound of water splashing.

Even though Pixiu was sitting next to him, it still made people feel that the world was lonely and he was the only one left.

The Great Sage looked up at the sky, looked down at the ground, and suddenly laughed.

He is a monster with Tianqi, but also the loneliest monster in the world.

The Great Sage looked at Pixiu: "After all these years, are there monkey spirits outside?"

Pixiu thought about it carefully, then shook his head and said, "It doesn't seem to be, I haven't seen it anyway."

The Great Sage nodded slightly: "No..."

He looked at the boundless night sky, and said lightly: "No outside, no here, maybe not in the future."

"If you feel bored, you can let some little monsters come over and they will be willing to talk to you." Pixiu said.

The Great Sage shook his head: "It's different, I'm not the one who sent me to talk, I'm just..."

He said for a while and suddenly waved his hand: "Forget it, what's the use of telling you this, the problems that my grandson can't solve, others can't solve either."

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows and didn't ask any further questions. After staying in Huaguo Mountain for two days, he said goodbye to the Great Sage. Before leaving, the Great Sage said, "If you feel bored after walking around, come back, I have something to ask you for help. "

Pixiu nodded in agreement, and when he returned to Huaguo Mountain to look for the Great Sage, he found that he was meditating on the stone in front of the Shuilian Cave.

The golden crown and red robes were thrown aside and a thick layer of ashes fell.

Pixiu greeted and asked, "What are you doing?"

The Great Sage did not open his eyes or mouth, but his voice reached Pixiu's ears——

The big monster said that I was sitting down.

Pi Xiu froze in place for a while, and poked out his ears: "What's the matter, say it again."

The Great Sage: "I said I was sitting in a sitting position."

Pixiu: "...isn't it bad to live? What are you doing sitting in?"

"It's too boring, this world is too boring." The great sage murmured: "The monkeys and grandchildren are gone, and my family is gone..."

Monkey King has no shortage of followers, no shortage of chat objects, but no family who can live together sooner or later. His voice gradually faded, and Pixiu soon couldn't hear his murmurs.

Pi Xiu frowned but didn't know how to persuade him. He sat on the ground silently for a long time and asked, "Then what do you need my help with?"

The voice of the Great Sage sounded again: "Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave... I leave it to you... If there are other monkey spirits, please help me take care of it."

Pi Xiu was stunned for a moment, and before he could say that he was rich and didn't want someone else's house, he saw a little bit of golden light begin to escape from the Great Sage's body, and bits and pieces were entangled with the wind.

He was anxious and said quickly, "If no one is there to accompany you, you can accompany yourself. You plucked out your hair and turned into 108,000 people. Are you still worried about having no family?"

The Great Sage remained silent, the golden light still wafting from his body, Pixiu continued with a dark face: "If you feel that you have no inner taste, you can seal your memory, and you will be done. Isn't self-deception a traditional virtue of Chinese monsters?"

Pi Xiu was hard to say, he stood on the side and said a cruel word to the great saint who was still scattered with golden particles: "You have been fighting with Tian Dou and Tianting for so many years, if suddenly because of the empty nest old man's loneliness, wouldn't it be? cheap them?"

Suddenly, the gold particles floating in the air slowed down, and it was quiet for a long time. The Great Sage spoke again: "It is indeed cheaper for them."

The sitting great sage changed his mind and separated three corpses in one breath. The sky thunder bursts around, and the golden light bursts attracted two curious mountain monkeys.

Pixiu took a breath, let out a breath, and said, "You all know what happened next. I thought I would never see him again in this life, but I didn't expect him to keep a hand."

Nezha raised his eyebrows when he heard it: "This monkey is very shrewd, how could he not leave a hole card for himself."

"He is the only one who can put the top one." Yang Jian stood up and straightened his clothes: "But it can be regarded as getting what you want, it is good luck."

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "Who said no?"

8.

One day Tao Ti was halfway through eating and broadcasting, and he hurriedly stopped the broadcasting. He found Pixiu and held his hand, and sincerely said to his old brother: "Good brother! Dreams come true!"

Pi Xiu shook his hand away with a look of disgust: "Reincarnated as soon as you reincarnated, don't give it a slap."

Tao Ti coughed lightly: "Okay, I'll say hello and leave now."

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you going to say hello to Wen Xi?"

"Don't say it, it will save him from being sad." Tao Ti waved his hand and walked to the door of the store: "I have to hurry up, or Qian Niang will have to wait."

The people at the reincarnation well were either frowning or numb. Only Tao Ti was elated, smiling to a date he had been late for a long time.

Xiaoxian by the well smiled: "Where is the gluttonous ancestor going?"

Tao Ti smiled: "Go to the person you love."

As soon as the hour came to Taoti, he entered the well, and the entanglements and grievances of the past and the past were put on the shelf. The ordinary in the world starts now, from babbling to toddlers, and finally to the day of adulthood.

The business district is always crowded with people during the holidays. Tao Ti was wearing headphones to avoid pedestrians, and suddenly bumped into it. He turned his head and looked around. He didn't finish his apology, but his eyes were already red.

As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win but there are countless people in the world.

The two stood there and looked at each other for a while, Tao Qi coughed, wiped the tears from his face and asked, "Can I hug you now?"

Wen Qian didn't speak and took a step forward to hug him.

Another afternoon, Wen Xi woke Pi Zhaocai, who was sleeping on the table, pinched his ears and said, "Have you finished your homework? Sleeping here like this again, hurry up and go back upstairs to do your homework. Go, how many years have you been deferred from high school, do you want to graduate after two years and a hundred years old?"

The fat white cat meowed and didn't want to move.

Wen Xi wanted to teach a few words, but heard a call from the door.

"Huaiyu."

He turned his head to look, and was immediately stunned.

Pi Xiu put Wen Xi on the swing again in the backyard, and suddenly heard him shout: "Pi Xiu, sister and brother-in-law are back!"

"Got it! Don't scream!" Pixiu shouted, tying the rope in his hand tightly, thinking that there is something to shout about, but his face couldn't help but laugh.

Baiyun Canggou, life is a snap, but their story is still very long.

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