No Jokes Here

July 8th at half past one in the morning.

In the night market street of Shuangrong County, Lin Qian'an was standing outside the alley wearing a slightly larger black coat. After a while, An Tong, who was wearing the uniform of the dragon group, stepped out.

"What do I want?" Lin Qianan asked without looking back.

"What I want, you may not bring it!" An Tong replied.

"What do you mean? You came here to eat skewers?" Lin Qianan smiled sarcastically.

"Give me a chance." An Tong said.

"How can I give you a chance?" Lin Qianan raised his eyebrows.

"I didn't have a choice before, but now I don't want to be an assistant." An Tong said.

"Okay, let's see how powerful it is?" Lin Qianan nodded.

With that said, Lin Qianan directly took out three disposable plastic test tubes with labels.

In the three test tubes, there are potions that emit light of different colors, and they are three witch medicines.

Seeing the three test tubes, An Tong's eyes lit up a little, and he quickly took them all from Lin Qian'an's hands.

"What's the effect?" An Tong asked without looking back.

Lin Qianan explained: "The first red witch medicine is to increase power, and the effect will probably increase the power of ordinary people to about two to three times, and it lasts for three minutes."

"The second pale-golden witch medicine is for the special effect of the Buddha's light attack. The witch medicine refined by the "Great Compassion Mantra" should have bonus damage to strange and spiritual bodies, and last for two and a half minutes."

"The third blue witch medicine is to increase the movement speed. It can run fast after drinking it. With it, the world trapeze is not enough to see in front of you, and the most important thing is that it lasts for four minutes."

Hearing the sound, An Tong couldn't help showing joy.

She took out a plastic bag with ten skewers baked from Zavente, and said, "It's all enchanted, and the piano pieces you need are also in it."

Lin Qianan frowned and said, "Why are you so perfunctory? At least you have to vacuum it, right?"

An Tong carefully put away the three potions, gave Lin Qian'an a blank look, and said, "Brother, you really don't have back pain when you stand and talk, where do I get the conditions? It won't be broken, you will just give it a shot!"

"Forget it, let's do it!" Lin Qianan waved his hand angrily, put the skewers into the space ring, and then warned: "Remember, don't rely on the blessing of the potion to make it. Damn, I don't want to go back and find someone to take the witch medicine materials."

"Don't worry! I want to be as stable as possible. If I encounter something I can't figure out, I will definitely be the first to run." An Tong waved his hand, and then said, "By the way, can you use your potions at the same time? ?"

"Of course, as long as you want, you can stack as many buffs as you want." Lin Qianan shrugged.

"Wow, if there are enough potions, wouldn't it be possible to directly strengthen me into a superman?" An Tong said happily.

"The theory is feasible, but it's unlikely in practice." Lin Qianan denied.

"Why?" An Tong wondered.

Lin Qian'an said: "If you want to change the dosage to become a qualitative change, have you thought about how many potions you need? Become a superman? From an ordinary person to a peak energy level, you need at least three complex buffs, and it can only last for a long time. In a very short period of time, I want to reach the energy level of the second or above, not to mention that before I refine a more powerful potion, or before your BGM ability becomes stronger, this is a false proposition."

Hearing Lin Qian'an's words, An Tong couldn't help feeling that a basin of cold water had been poured over his head, and sighed, "Forget it, I'll just be an honest assistant."

Ding Hong, who was waiting beside him, finally couldn't bear it anymore. He said, "You two, there is still a task to perform tonight, can you stop talking?"

"Yes, there are still tasks, so hurry up and act." An Tong said, looked at Lin Qian'an and said, "Also let me see the power of martial arts masters."

Lin Qianan said speechlessly: "Stop it, let's go!"

Immediately, the three of them walked out of the night market together, got on the Long Group's field vehicle and started to move towards the mission location.

It was Ding Hong who was driving, and he introduced Lin Qian'an while he was driving: "The place we are going to this time is the City Light Community. Three students from the community played Pen Fairy in the community before. The game then led to the death of two people in the game. After investigation, it was determined that the weirdness had appeared and was born in the community, and it is still a first-level weirdness. In order to prevent it from continuing to grow, it needs to be eliminated directly."

"I can't get over this stalk? Every supernatural novel has to write this story!!" An Tong complained.

"Do you think this is an official complaint?" Lin Qianan couldn't help complaining after hearing this, and then asked, "By the way, do we have a battle plan?"

"Find that "Pen Immortal", and then I will switch the BGM of the Great Compassion Mantra for you, and you can break it up with one punch. As long as you find a way to find a way to find a way, it is actually very easy to bully!" An Tong said.

"That's it?"

Lin Qianan looked a little unbelievable.

In the bizarre novels he had read, such strange spirits would be rendered extremely terrifying, as if no one but the protagonist could kill them.

Without causing a huge disaster, waiting for the protagonist to make a move is simply impossible to deal with.

"There is a specialization in the surgery industry, and we are sent to deal with this kind of weird because we have the corresponding ability!" An Tong explained.

Lin Qianan nodded when he heard the words.

He still recognizes that the surgery industry specializes in this thing.

Just like opening the door.

If you have a key, you only need to insert it into the keyhole and twist it to open the door.

Without a key, you have to smash the door to open it.

The difficulty of the two is completely different.

Not long after, the vehicle came to the City Lights community.

Ding Hong parked the car at the entrance of the community, and then the three got out of the car together.

After flashing the documents outside the security room, the security guard put the three of Lin Qian'an into the community as if they had seen the savior, and even showed them the way.

It was obvious that he was actually a little scared.

Lin Qian'an can also understand this.

Sometimes, the unknown is the most terrifying.

The buildings here are walkable rooms and there is no elevator.

The three walked all the way to the sixth floor along the corridor, and they seemed very quiet all the way.

This is also the reason why An Tong and the others chose to perform the mission at this time.

When the members of the Dragon Group are performing their tasks, unless the situation is very urgent, they will generally choose a method that does not disturb the people as much as possible.

The incident happened in room 603, and now the entire floor has been officially placed in the hotel, or they have gone to live elsewhere on their own.

Therefore, Lin Qianan and the others can also let go of their hands and feet to perform their tasks.

The three came to the door of room 603. At this time, the door here was open, and the door was also pulled up with a yellow cordon.

After tearing open the cordon, Ding Hong stepped in first, followed by Lin Qian'an and An Tong.

This is a very simple apartment with three bedrooms and one living room, and some daily necessities are placed in the house.

The doors to the master and second bedrooms are open.

When Lin Qianan passed by the master bedroom, he saw a family photo on the head of the bed inside, which looked like a very happy family of three.

On the door of the second bedroom is a poster of a two-dimensional character, and there are several pools of blood on the bedside inside the door.

Ding Hong stopped outside the second bedroom, looked at An Tong and nodded, then tapped the Bluetooth headset with his hand.

An Tong also nodded and switched the BGM for Ding Hong directly on the smart watch.

In the quiet environment, Lin Qian'an could faintly hear the music in it.

"You are my eyes ~ show me the changing seasons."

Accompanied by the sound of music, Ding Hong's eyes also faintly showed traces of white light.

Lin Qianan knew that this should be the blessing of a visual buff, allowing him to see the existence of spiritual bodies and the like.

Ding Hong walked slowly around the second bedroom, and then came to the master bedroom, the toilet.

After walking the whole room, he looked at An Tong and shook his head.

"Didn't find it?" An Tong stopped the BGM and asked suspiciously.

"It should be a specific ritual, just like the Die Immortal we dealt with before." Ding Hong said.

"It should be." An Tong nodded.

Having said that, An Tong has already taken out his mobile phone and started to search for how to play the pen fairy.

Seeing this, Lin Qianan probably guessed what they were going to do.

That is to summon the pen fairy and then destroy it.

After a few minutes, An Tong said, "I remember the ceremony. Are there any paper and pen here?"

"I think, there should be no need to look for it!" Ding Hong said.

Immediately, he walked into the second bedroom and took out a piece of paper with blood and a eraser pen for practicing calligraphy.

The paper is densely filled with a lot of characters, including numbers, and some fonts representing surnames and dynasties, with a yes and a no on the left and right sides.

"Then let's start!" An Tong nodded.

Afterwards, on a desk in the second bedroom, the blood-stained paper was laid flat on it. Lin Qianan, An Tong and Ding Hong held the pen with special gestures and put it on the dyed paper. The very center of the blood sheet.

"Why should I join in?" Lin Qianan asked with a strange expression.

"Aren't you happy to give you a chance to experience it?" An Tong smiled and said, "Are you afraid?"

Lin Qian'an was silent, not accepting An Tong's aggressive general.

"Let's start!" Ding Hong said.

"Okay, have you memorized the spell?" An Tong said sternly.

Lin Qian'an and Ding Hong both nodded.

"Pixian Bixian, you are my past life, I am your present life, if you want to continue with me, please draw a circle on paper."

Following the incantations of the three, Lin Qianan suddenly felt that the pen in his hand was being pulled by an inexplicable force, and he quickly drew a circle.

He, An Tong and Ding Hong looked at each other and knew that the ceremony had been successful.

"Pixian Bixian, are you there? Can you draw another circle if you are?" An Tong said slowly.

At the same time as the sound fell, the pen was pulled by some force and began to slowly draw a small circle on the paper.

"It seems to be successful, you ask a question, it must be a difficult problem that it can't answer." An Tong looked at Lin Qian'an and said.

"Am I coming?" Lin Qianan asked in confusion.

"Try it!" An Tong encouraged.

Lin Qianan knew that An Tong was accumulating experience for him, so he didn't say more.

After thinking for a while, he said, "Pixian Penxian, is the Big Bang hypothesis correct?"

After the sound fell, the air suddenly became colder, but Lin Qianan and the others did not move the pen at all.

Silence, it's Cambridge tonight!

Lin Qianan looked at An Tong, and An Tong encouraged, "Keep going!"

"Pixian Penxian, how many planets are there in the Milky Way?"

"Pixian Penxian, is the direction of scientists' answer to the antigravity formula right now?"

"Pixian Penxian, what is the essence of aura?"

"Pixian Penxian, what is the realm after condensing the pill?"

As Lin Qianan asked questions one by one, the air became colder and colder.

He was a little disappointed, he couldn't answer a single question, he had already lowered the difficulty so much, this immortal was really rubbish.

"Pen fairy, pen fairy."

duo duo duo duo ~~

Just when Lin Qianan was about to ask another question, the eraser pen in the hands of the three of them began to tremble violently, constantly shaking on the table, leaving little blue dots one by one.

At the same time, the temperature of the air has almost dropped to zero.