My Senior Brother is Too Steady

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"Junior Sister!"

"exist!"

"Please listen to the question!"

"yes!"

With a wave of Li Changshou's sleeve robe, the little girl who was sitting cross-legged on the grass by the lake was excited, and suddenly became energetic.

"Suppose, Junior Sister, your cultivation is at the ninth level of God Transformation, and while flying along the road, you suddenly find a deserted place where a monk at the sixth level of God Transformation is forcibly molesting a female monk at the Qi Refining Realm. How are you going to do it?

Here are three options:

A, rush up and kill him, you are the embodiment of justice!

B, throw a magic weapon at this person from a distance, then leave calmly, spoiling his interest.

C, just pretend you didn’t see anything, and slip away from the side. "

Lan Ling'e blinked, there seemed to be something that she could not understand in the questions and options...

Li Changshou reminded with a smile: "Single-choice questions, choose."

"A?" Lan Ling'e replied with some uncertainty.

Li Changshou said indifferently: "How do you know that this person didn't hide his cultivation, but deliberately revealed the sixth level of Transformation God, in fact, he is already a master of Void Return Realm?

Generally speaking, a guy who dares to do such a dirty thing without concealing it must be a despicable and shameless person. How can you place your hope on his honesty! "

"Then," Lan Ling'e frowned, "B?"

"Junior Sister, don't forget that you are also a female cultivator," Li Changshou sighed, "If when A's various assumptions are established, this beast will become even more beastly when it sees you, a flowery and jade-like Junior Sister, then Don't you even want to take yourself in?"

Lan Ling'e's face was flushed, dizzy and messy for a while, and she said in a weak voice: "But senior brother, this option C is not something that monks of my generation should do. My father said something similar when I was very young. We brothers and sisters can stand up to punish the strong and help the weak.

My father said, if everyone sees injustice and refuses to help, then if the victim is himself, wouldn't it be..."

"No, Junior Sister, you have to remember, if it is in a peaceful and friendly environment, your thinking is absolutely correct.

But the Great Desolation is not a peaceful place, there are so many masters here, Qi refiners can often fight for a magic weapon, a spiritual root, and most of the monks who can survive are ruthless and merciless. "

Li Changshou stared at the lake with his hands behind his back, and sighed, "It's hard to survive in this world with such a kind-hearted and chivalrous thought.

What we have to do is not to do evil, not to do evil, but we don't have to stop evil.

Instead of being a hero when one's own abilities are insufficient, it is better to live on forever, and when one stands at the apex of all living beings and can formulate rules, he can rewrite the living environment of the weak in the entire prehistoric range.

So, you, get it? "

"Um!"

Lan Ling'e nodded heavily, her eyes were full of light.

At this moment, the pair of senior brothers and sisters did not notice that a wisp of green smoke floated out from the thatched cottage not far away, quietly drifting behind them.

Li Changshou said in a deep voice: "Junior Sister! Now I'll give you another chance to choose, so say it happily and firmly!

What should you do if you encounter a male cultivator molesting a female cultivator? "

Lan Ling'e's eyes were full of light, her voice was not loud, but she shouted extremely firmly: "Bing, just pretend you didn't see it! Slip past!"

"Hmm!" Li Changshou couldn't help giving his junior sister a thumbs up, feeling moved in his heart.

Two days of teaching has achieved such results, and if it continues like this, within a few years, I don't have to worry about my junior sister getting into trouble and getting involved in me!

There is a junior sister who knows how to keep a low profile to survive, it is really...

Suddenly, there was a cold wind blowing from behind, and the hairs of the brothers and sisters stood on end, and an old and cold voice suddenly sounded from behind:

"Li, Chang, Shou!"

Squeak, squeak...

This is Lan Ling'e's teeth shaking wildly.

The corner of Li Changshou's mouth twitched, he turned his head and glanced, and instantly squeezed out a smile.

"Master, have you finished your retreat? Are you going to start today's hard teaching to the little junior sister...

Master, if you have something to say, say it well, Master! What are you doing with your whisk!

I am also your pro-apprentice! You can't abuse the big ones when you have the young ones, Master! "

"Asshole!"

Daoist Qi Yuan's beard and hair flew wildly, his eyes were round, and he beat him with his whisk.

"I'm timid and afraid of getting into trouble, but I still want to teach your junior sister bad! As a teacher, I have to clean you up today!"

However, when the whisk fell, Li Changshou's figure was enveloped by a blue light, and he appeared on the other side of the willow tree in an instant, begging for mercy again to his master.

"How dare you use wood to escape! Find a fight!"

Qi Yuan was even more indignant, he held his fly whisk and ran after him.

Li Changshou flitted back, dodging his master's pursuit one after another; Daoist Qi Yuan began to activate his spells, and the whisk in his hand grew wildly, and phantom shadows swept out by the whisk appeared by the lake, but Li Changshou was like a loach, You can always find a gap to hide in.

"Master, calm down, I'm doing this for my junior sister."

"Let's Du Xianmen belong to the lineage of the Human Sect, which is the Xianzong of the Three Religions! How could you be a crooked junior like you!"

"It's not Master, you have the eyes to recognize talents."

"Bah! Pindao will clean up the door today, wow! I'm so angry!"

"Master, you are not handsome at all when you are angry..."

Under the shade of Liu, Ling'e, who was very nervous at first when she saw that her master was going to hit her senior brother, gradually laughed when her master and senior brother chased and 'slapped each other'.

She could tell that the master didn't show any real cruelty, and the senior brother's dodging figure was also very relaxed and freehand.

After chasing like this for a while, the senior brother seemed to slip and fell to the ground; the master rushed forward and held the senior brother there, and beat the senior brother's buttocks fiercely with the whisk, making a rhythmic sound...

After a while, Daoist Qi Yuan, who had taught the disciples a lesson, got up and straightened the scattered Taoist robes, and yelled at the distraught disciples on the ground:

"Give me a good reflection on my teacher!

From now on, you are not allowed to teach your junior sister how to behave!

Go and finish building that cottage for your junior sister! "

"Oh, yes, the disciple obeyed..."

"Ling'e, come here! I will teach you as a teacher! Forget all the crooked things your senior brother taught you!"

"oh!"

Ling'e responded weakly, looked worriedly at her senior brother's swollen buttocks under the Taoist robe, and caught a glimpse of Li Changshou's right hand hidden in the sleeve robe...

The right hand waved slightly to her, making a thumbs up gesture.

Ling'e was a little relieved, and seeing her senior brother lying on the grass in a panic, she lowered her head and chuckled, and quickly followed the master's back.

But her steps became more and more brisk, and she gradually started to run...

Li Changshou sighed faintly while lying there, and a white cloud floated from the side, slowly supporting him.

Master really did it!

Li Changshou touched his butt, took a breath, and then sighed faintly.

If I had known that I would be beaten up by Master, I wouldn't have let Master catch me...

It doesn't work, the master's face still has to be scruples, after all, now the master has little hope of becoming a fairy, and the pressure is heavy, so it is very hard.

Judging from the spells that Master revealed just now, the outside is filled with inside and the inside is empty, and the locking of his own Qi is also intermittent, which is obviously a sign of rushing to improve the realm of cultivation...

Forget it, let's think of a way to increase the probability of Master surviving the catastrophe.

Li Changshou scratched his head, fell into deep thought while lying on the cloud, and slowly drifted away to the third thatched hut that was almost built not far away.

...

These days, it's like a dream.

nine years old;

When I was visiting the market with my mother, I was photographed by an old god and accepted as an apprentice by the old god.

Although the parents are reluctant to part with themselves, this is a great thing. If they succeed in cultivation, their own clan will also be honored in the future. So after holding a teacher apprentice banquet at home, she followed her master to Duxianmen with her mother's many instructions. .

Then, I met a somewhat strange brother.

Brother has a lot of long speeches that sound reasonable, but something is always wrong;

The master warned repeatedly, saying that the senior brother is a weird person, so that I can't learn from him to be a man, but I always feel that the senior brother is actually a very powerful qi refiner.

There are not many etiquettes and rules in the mountains. There are delicacies everywhere in the lakes and mountains, and cultivating Taoism is quite interesting, at least not as boring as I thought before I came here.

Of course, the happiest thing is to barbecue with the senior brother, feed the fish together, wander around the mountains together, find some extremely delicious game to fill his stomach, and then sit quietly by the lake for a while, listening to the brother's nonsense...

Will it be like this in the days to come?

Huddled in the quilt of unknown material, Ling'e exhaled softly, turned over and faced the window.

She suddenly felt a figure shaking in front of her eyes. She slightly opened her sleepy eyes, but she was so frightened that she woke up instantly. Her petite body couldn't help trembling a few times.

Outside the window, Li Changshou was lying on a white cloud, gently waving at her.

"Night tutoring, girl."

"Huh?" Ling'e blinked, then she huddled under the quilt and nodded slightly, "Huh..."

"Now, please listen to the second question!"

Uh, brother is indeed a weirdo.

...

So, ten years later.