Lu Mingfei rubbed his face and exhaled forcefully.

"sorry."

Lu Mingze was a little confused.

"Brother, what are you doing?"

"It's just an apology."

"It turns out it was my vision that called you out on the rooftop. You didn't drag me into the realm. I even expelled you. This is my fault."

"So, since you are wrong, you must admit it. I, Yama, am not a shameless person who reneges on his debts."

"Yeah, brother is a great hero."

Lu Mingfei fell silent.

He lowered his head slightly and chuckled.

"Great hero, ha."

"I said, do you have to call me brother?"

In an instant, Lu Mingze's face showed an unprecedented seriousness.

"Brother is my brother, but this is the only thing I can't promise you no matter what."

If I lose you, I will really have nothing.

He said in his heart.

"I got it."

Lu Mingfei smiled.

"Don't be so serious."

"I just thought of something."

Lu Mingze suddenly felt that his brother sitting next to him was so desperate.

It was as if he had fallen into an abyss, and there was no light in the night. He kept falling down and down, without even the slightest bit of redemption.

Lu Mingfei heard a crisp female voice calling him.

"Senior Brother Lu!"

The child is smiling.

She said that Senior Brother Lu was so amazing, and his master had said that he would achieve great success in the future.

"Then what is great achievement?"

Lu Mingfei teased her.

The girl just thought and thought, scratching her face with her little hands, circling around anxiously.

“A great achievement is a great achievement.”

She said loudly, as if your voice was loud enough, you could convince everyone in the world.

"Junior sister is a stupid kid."

Lu Mingfei scratched her nose.

"No, no, no, no!"

She stretched her hands back, fanning like a little hen, fiercely.

"I'm not stupid!"

"Then let me ask you, there are chickens and rabbits in a cage. It is known that chickens have two legs and rabbits have four legs..."

Lu Mingfei looked kind.

The little junior sister's eyes were already spinning in circles, and the chickens and rabbits were jumping around.

"I'm lazy again. Is the stake standing today? Get out of here!"

The master worked so hard that all the tiles on the roof fell into pieces.

Lu Mingfei drooped his face and went to stand obediently.

The little junior sister is still fighting with the chicken and rabbit with her fingers.

"Stupid kids are just stupid kids."

"What's wrong, brother?"

"it's okay no problem."

Lu Mingfei took out a breath and said something in his heart.

Great achievement, great achievement is the best in the world.

Junior sister.

"Did brother think of someone?"

"Well, he is also a person who calls me brother brother every day."

"That's it."

The golden light in Lu Mingze's eyes was as blazing as magma.

"Who is that? Can you tell me about it?"

"already dead."

Lu Mingze said softly as his golden eyes dimmed.

"That's it."

"So, calling me brother is very dangerous."

"I'm not afraid."

"Besides, speaking of which, I'm not a big hero."

Lu Mingfei said.

"I am Yama."

Lu Mingze narrowed his eyes.

"Wow, Yama."

"Do you know what Yama is?"

"Well, the master of the underworld in myths and legends is a god like the King of Ghosts, similar to Satan in Western mythology, Hades in Greece, and Hela in Northern Europe. He is in charge of reincarnation, right, brother."

"It's not that complicated."

Lu Mingfei waved his hand lightly.

"Just kill someone."

"Kill enough people and you will be Yama."

"How many people have to be killed?"

"Well, let me think about it."

"A thousand? Ten thousand?"

Lu Mingfei scratched his head and frowned.

"It's so annoying, I can't remember it."

So he simply didn't think about it.

"In short, more than tens of thousands of people."

"Otherwise, you think the name Yama is joking with you."

The man laughed again.

"How about it, little devil, don't you still plan to make a deal with me? Think about it, I am Yama, and more than a dozen Wai Gang died in my hands, so be afraid!"

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, please spare my life, hero!"

"Hmph, what kind of hero? I, Yama, specialize in killing heroes, okay?"

"Then please spare your life, Lord Yama."

"Hahaha, easy to say."

The two of them laughed for a while.

After a while, silence returned.

"Brother, are you still sad?"

"not at all."

"Yeah, you've forgotten."

"Hey, let me ask you, little devil."

"Do you still want to do a deal with me?"

"Think about it, think about it, of course I do."

"What's the reason?"

"can not say."

Lu Mingze smiled mischievously.

"Brother, you should have eaten the birthday cake. You should close your eyes when making a wish. You can say your wish to the world in your heart, and then no one can say it. It won't work if you say it."

"So, the reason for the transaction is the same, I can't say."

"If you say it, it won't work."

Lu Mingfei nodded.

"I've never had birthday cake."

"ha?"

"But I have eaten longevity noodles."

After saying this, he laughed like a dead kid who succeeded in his prank.

"You must be scared. You suddenly said you didn't eat cake or anything. You must have thought I was going to say something tragic, right?"

"It's too much. I almost had to comfort you. Pay back my guilt, you bastard brother!"

"Watch the move, the black tiger will take out the heart!"

"Monkey steals peach!"

"Damn it, you are so vicious!"

"Hmph, what is the sinister nature of the world? Boy, I will show you today!"

A tyrant, a Yama, was rolling into a ball like a child at this moment, playing endlessly.

People are like this. No matter you are surrounded by people outside, or when you come home, you still have to put on an apron and cook.

Wouldn’t a billionaire grab the remote control from his wife?

If you want to watch a football game, her domestic sadomasochism will be broadcast soon. The two of them are holding half of the remote control and wrestling with each other, and then they start to tell each other's embarrassing stories. The battle escalates fiercely and quickly, reaching the level of personal attacks. Seeing that a big war is imminent.

In the end, both of them took a step back. Doraemon was playing on the TV as big as the wall. She leaned on your shoulder and talked about their childhood. You said something to me, and they were about to fall asleep while talking. All that's left is Doraemon and his long, steady snore.

This is what family is for.

He or she is the last door you turn to when you are exhausted physically and mentally and are at the end of your rope.

Open it, walk in, and feel at ease.

"Can't you really say it?"

"I always feel like you're hiding something from me."

"that's not allowed."

"It's like, brother, can you tell me where you learned your martial arts?"

"sure."

Lu Mingfei was serious.

"That day in the dream, a kind old man with a beard held a secret book and said, Lu Mingfei, you are the one and only martial arts wizard. I have a book of heaven and earth here with 3,600 major and minor martial arts. You can learn it." It’s not learning.”

"Then he took out a machete and put it gently on my neck."

"What can I do? I'm just a kind and helpless martial arts prodigy. A prodigy is a weakling who has not yet become a master. Of course, a weakling is not qualified to negotiate conditions, right? He has such a big sword. I You must learn to learn, old...old man, please calm down. Killing people will lead to jail time. Even if you are a god, I am a martial arts wizard who is unique in ten thousand. Even in your heaven, I will be an outstanding student. If you kill me with a flick of your hand, the Jade Emperor will not be easy to deal with."

"The old man was persuaded by me. He fully realized his mistake and apologized sincerely. He even cried and begged me to stand up. It's just that the willow stick hurts a lot."

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