Little Life on An American Ranch

Standing in front of the urinal in the toilet, while putting water, Jian Heng asked Zhao Changshan who was standing beside him: "Brother Changshan, are you really sure that this one is just a usurer?"

Jian Heng had no choice but to suspect that this person was just a little bit more delicate, but when Jim sat down on the table, this person not only knew English, but also spoke a standard British London accent. If you didn't look at the face, you would have thought it was a foreigner with a high nose and deep eyes wearing a tuxedo.

If domestic loan sharks are at this level, then China's economy will not be able to go to heaven!

Zhao Changshan paused after hearing this: "It's a loan shark. He has some contacts with my cousin. He came to the United States to find a job. Let me help you guide me or something..." .

After hearing Zhao Changshan's explanation, Jian Heng still didn't believe it. He always felt that this person might be a usurer, but he definitely wasn't the one who relied on this to make a living.

Loan sharks don't have such a temperament. Although He Ye is young, he has a faint introverted temperament. This thing is not taught by ordinary people, nor is it pretended, and it is not a loan shark. What people should have can only be taught through strict education.

Hearing what Zhao Changshan said, Jian Heng also understood that his brother Changshan himself didn't know his background. Jian Heng didn't blame Zhao Changshan, he dared to introduce someone who had no background and said that he wanted to do business together, even if he knew the basics of doing business, it might not be better than someone who didn't know much about it.

The two filled the water and returned to the table. Jim and He Ye's faces were already flushed after drinking, and they were chatting enthusiastically.

But Jian Heng didn't understand what the two were talking about. What the two were talking about now was the British style. Like Jian Heng, who had never been to England, he only knew a little bit about Big Ben, and everything else I don't know, I really can't get in.

To say that Americans seem to have a special feeling for the United Kingdom, it’s not like to say that they are envious, but it doesn’t feel right to say that they don’t envy it. It’s probably okay to use Internet language, it’s domestic Han Han Ha Japanese Well, Americans, especially American girls, are very fond of British accents. If a handsome guy speaks a British accent, he can go to nightclubs to catch girls every night.

Jim and He Ye were talking about England, while Jian Heng was talking about China with Zhao Changshan. Before they knew it, not only two bottles of Flying World, but also two bottles of Dream Blue, the four of them were in a daze Closed the stall.

Jian Heng knows how he got out of the restaurant, how he separated from other people, and how he called a taxi, but he doesn’t know how he got home, let alone how the other people got back naturally. up.

When Jian Heng woke up, the sun had risen so high that it just shone on Jian Heng's face, and it was because the sunlight was so glaring that Jian Heng woke up.

Stretching out his hand to block the sunlight, Jian Heng sat up and found that he was sleeping on the carpet in the living room. Even though the blanket was thick, Jian Heng felt a little backache when he woke up.

After rubbing his waist twice, Jian Heng stood up, lazily walked to the side of the sink, turned on the faucet, picked up the cup next to him, and took a glass of water for himself. In the stomach, Jian Heng felt a little more comfortable.

Just when Jian Heng turned off the faucet and was about to go back to his bed to continue sleeping, he saw his own rabbit jumping in through the window.

The rabbit's small steps are very cheerful, and it looks very happy, which makes the uncomfortable Jian Heng a little unhappy!

"Where did you go yesterday?"

Jian Heng kind of forgot. He didn't know if he didn't close the rabbit yesterday, or he let the rabbit out again when he was drunk. Seeing how the rabbit regarded him as nothing, he couldn't help but ask.

To say that Jian Heng is also a pain in the ass, isn't it normal for a rabbit to go out and come back?

It's not that he didn't come back and was arrested and beat the tooth sacrifice or something.

When the rabbit heard Jian Heng's words, he raised his head and glanced at his master, then lay down on the table and met Jian Heng's eyes.

Soon, Jian Heng found that there was a tuft of fur on the rabbit's gnaw, and it was the kind of curly hair.

"What are you biting?" Jian Heng stretched out his hand, grabbed the rabbit and looked at it, only to realize that the fur is not human hair. Generally, foreigners don't have this color of hair. It is brown with a little red. It looks like the hair of a teddy dog.

After confirming that it wasn't human hair, Jian Heng put the rabbit on the ground and walked lazily towards the bedroom.

I hadn't been lying on the bed for a minute, when I heard someone knocking on the door, and it was still knocking like a fire.

"Who is it!"

Jian Heng's temper also became a little bit up, and his tone of speech suddenly became a little rushed. I drank too much last night, and now my head is a little heavy. When I woke up, I was sleepy and thirsty. Now I just drank a glass of water, and I was falling asleep. .

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The person who knocked on the door kept pounding on the door without speaking.

Jian Heng stood at the door and opened it to see a Caucasian woman in her fifties or sixties, who was as tall as an oversized pear, pointed at the top and thick at the bottom, and the flesh around her waist could hang down to her knees. , The fat ones are all lumps. Wearing big pajamas, still like big flowers, everyone who sees has a feeling of wanting to die.

At this time, the old woman raised one hand and was about to continue knocking, while the other hand held a teddy under her armpit.

Everyone knows the virtue of a Teddy dog. The nickname Tairitian is not blindly given by the Chinese people. It has always been a dog who uses power.

But now the thing in the old woman's hands is rubbing a little bit, and the hair on the whole body has been bitten and bald in no less than ten places, and blood streaks can still be seen in many places. conduct.

As soon as he saw this product, and then thought of the dog hair he saw on the mouth of his own rabbit, Jian Heng still didn't understand!

If it was another person, Jian Heng would also mind to say sorry, and would put a smile on his face to pay for the money, but this Jian Heng has no interest at all, this is the kind of white trash that Jian Heng has always hated. Thinking that you are superior to others is actually a social scum, human scum.

This kind of person has no skills and is lazy. He complains all day that he is robbed of his job by Hispanics and Asians, but he really makes them work ten hours a day. These people can stretch longer than the Golden Gate Bridge with a bird face. .

This rubbish's usual demeanor, not to mention the neighbors, even the landlord doesn't like it very much. In the whole building, if the most unpopular person is selected, this person will definitely be in the top three every year. If you have a small quarrel with someone for three days and a small quarrel for five days, there will be no people or things that she likes.

"What's the matter?" Jian Heng glanced at the woman in front of him.

"Your rabbit bit my dog," the woman said angrily.

Jian Heng curled his lips: "My rabbit bit your dog? Listen to what you're talking about! How can a vegetarian rabbit bite a dog!"

Although I decided it was the truth, I don't know whether it was the dog that bit the rabbit first or the dog that bit the rabbit first. Anyway, the result is that my rabbit didn't suffer much, and the hair didn't shed much. The dog in front of me probably won't get better without spending a little money!

"I saw it with my own eyes..." The old woman didn't want to give up, and yelled at Jian Heng again.

"If you see it, go to court and sue me, don't quarrel with me here!"

Jian Heng and Ben were confident and prepared to close the door while talking.

"I have evidence!"

The old woman immediately took out the mobile phone from her pocket, opened it and held it in front of Jian Heng.

The video is very clear, I don’t know how it started, but at the beginning of the video, Jian Heng’s gray rabbit directly bit Teddy’s neck, the little gray rabbit hung on Teddy’s body, just like the gray rabbit growing on Teddy’s body. Like a sarcoma, no matter how Teddy moves, the rabbit is still hanging.

Maybe it hurt from the bite, Teddy ran around like crazy.

"Sue me!"

Jian Heng saw that there was no dog leash around Teddy's neck at all, so he said something directly with disdain.

"Your rabbit bit my dog!"

The old woman blocked the door with her hand, and looked at Jian Heng with the expression that she was a white man and had the final say, and she was so awesome.

"Beach, come to me next time you walk your dog on a leash, and if you want me to lose money, go to court!"

After finishing speaking, he slapped the old woman's hand away and slammed the door shut.

"Sue me, I will sue you until you stand on the roadside and sell it!" Jian Heng said angrily.

Laomei has very strict laws about pet dogs. If you go for a walk with your dog, you must bring a leash with you in places other than special dog parks, and there are strict regulations on how long the leash can be kept. How dare someone like an old woman sue Jian Heng? That's like throwing yourself into a trap, and the judge will sentence her to cry.

When Jian Heng said this, he didn't stop talking, and the old woman at the door must have heard it. When Jian Heng said that, he was not afraid of her listening. Here in the United States, if you take a step back, it doesn't mean that you have cultivated well, but that you think you are cowardly, and they will bully you more happily next time.

Jian Heng believed that if he was replaced by a white person in this matter, the old woman would most likely not dare to come to her house. Dare to come to the door is to bully yourself as an Asian, and want to extort some money from yourself. As for how much you extort, it depends on your reaction.

For example, the place where Jian Heng lives is almost low-rent housing in the United States, but the low-rent housing here is for people with middle and lower incomes, unlike domestic low-rent communities that are full of cars. Here, like Jian Heng, who earned over a hundred thousand dollars a year and lived here for a long time last year, it is estimated that the whole building can be counted on one hand.

Although it’s not too chaotic here, robbery and murder are uncommon, but the overall quality of the residents is not very good. The voice is more effective than anyone else. Looking for the police? It's not acting in a movie. The police in this kind of place usually just come to work and take a look, and then go home to eat, so they won't bother you.

Walking to the side of the rabbit, Jian Heng said bitterly to the rabbit: "Next time, kill it directly!"

Throwing down a sentence, Jian Heng went to bed.