It’s not like this wizard is inappropriate

The feeling that the wizard "Little Su Su" gave Lin An was a bit like that of Old Liu, a feeling of being a veteran in the workplace and a veteran in society.

His spirituality seems particularly weird.

It is an oil painting with a dark gold frame. Inside the oil painting is a goat drinking water by a stream. There is a crocodile in the water and a cheetah on the tree behind it.

The back of the frame is covered with long green hairs, which look a bit like moldy mycelium.

Below the frame, there is a pair of thick crocodile feet, and above the frame, there is a cheetah head with goat horns.

The most important thing is that this spirit is covered with various black oil-like lines.

This is……

Lin An's expression flashed, and he could probably guess that the fat man in front of him must have learned black magic, and this is why his spirituality showed the appearance of being corroded by black magic.

"Our guide has two tasks: to teach you mask witchcraft and to show you how to get to the tree hole. As for other questions, I have the right not to answer them."

Little Susu put away the recording form and spoke very fast, "I know you newcomers have too many questions, but I am impatient to answer your hundreds of thousands of whys. Who knows when you will Just die."

Lin An was stunned, "The death rate of wizards is very high?"

"Look!" Little Susu chuckled, "There are so many problems."

"I used to always think about forming a good relationship, but as a result, most new wizards didn't get through the emotional throb, and so much energy was wasted."

Sorry~

I'm not asking you.

The spirit of little Susu's picture frame began to speak, which was very magical. It was not the goat-horned cheetah head on the picture frame that spoke, but the goat drinking water in the portrait.

"Mea~~~"

——I don’t know when newly awakened wizards became particularly prone to turning into weak lichs. I wonder if it’s because they learned black magic?

——Forget it, I don’t want to get involved in the fight between the ‘Black Wizard’ and the ‘White Wizard’ in the tree hole. Hey, I’m smart enough to stay on my own. Newcomers are miserable, especially those who join now. They are just cannon fodder.

The wizard 'Little Susu' went through a process, "I'm only going to say it once, listen up. Go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of 'Master Fan Green Tea'. Remember not to buy the sugar-free new flavor, which is the original honey." Jasmine Green Tea.”

"Any supermarket will do. 500ml or 1 liter is fine."

"That thing is an opening opened by the Wizards Alliance to the country, and our tree hole is built on it."

"Then you fill a basin of water, sit on a chair and soak your feet in it, then drink at least 50 ml in one breath, and silently recite 'The Mad Wizard's Tree Hole' in your mouth. Repeat it repeatedly, and you will appear in the tree hole. ”

He spoke like a machine gun, and finally slowed down, "I should have made it very clear, right?"

"Soak your feet, drink something, and recite the mantra."

Lin An listened to this outrageous way with a weird expression, Master Fan green tea? He often drank this stuff, but he never thought that it had something to do with wizards.

Seeing Lin An nod, little wizard Susu smiled with satisfaction, "Very good, then there is one last task left, which is to teach you how to make a mask."

"First of all, please take out your phone."

"cell phone?"

Lin An blinked, and suddenly felt that the path to the 'Crazy Wizard's Tree Hole' was a bit outrageous.

However, he still took out his mobile phone very cooperatively.

He didn't want to add this 'Little Susu' communication method. Everyone was verified by their real names, and this thing was accurate at first glance.

"First, let's go into the software store, search for the 'Funny Face-Pinching 666' face-squeezing APP, and download it."

"It provides a very rich material and also supports custom painting."

"Then there is an export function in it. The export function is free for the first time, and then it is paid. Please pay attention to it yourself."

Lin An was stunned, "Is this the software of our Shudong organization?"

He had heard of this software. After all, the circle of Shenhou City Software Development Company was so large. Even if you don’t know about it deliberately, you will know from listening to some interesting stories told by colleagues that there is an operation boss in the company that developed this face-shaping app who is particularly awesome.

Little Wizard Susu didn't answer Lin An's question and just pretended that he didn't hear it.

His spirituality gave the answer.

"Mea~"

——We influenced the developers’ thinking and asked them to create some templates that conform to the mask format.

Show~

Little Wizard Susu continued, "Go to a random printing shop that makes billboards on the roadside and ask them to print them on transparent paper."

"Then you go to the supermarket and buy a pound of eggs, two cucumbers, a stick of fresh aloe vera, and a small jar of honey, and then..."

Then I can cook!

Lin An didn't know what kind of mentality he was listening to these things. Does this have anything to do with witchcraft?

But he had to use his spiritual auxiliary brain to record all the information told by the fat man, and he could not forget even a single bit.

"Then you go to the drugstore to buy a bag of pearl powder. Damn it, there was a fool who didn't listen and bought pearl powder in the supermarket. As a result, he bought a low-quality product and the ritual magic didn't work. I was so angry."

"Did you hear that? Buy it at the drugstore!"

Lin An nodded, indicating that he remembered.

"Squeeze cucumber and aloe vera juice, filter the residue, and mix it with egg whites, honey, and pearl powder."

"Finally add two drops of your own blood and stir evenly."

"Then you find a mirror, stick the transparent paper with the mask pattern printed on it on the mirror, and align your face with the mask in the mirror."

Little Susu pointed at her eyes, "Remember, it doesn't matter if everything else is aligned. The eyes must be in the eye sockets of the mask pattern. Otherwise, if you don't change the mask to block your sight, don't blame me for not reminding you."

"Remember it." Lin An said seriously.

"Very good." Little Wizard Susu stretched out his hand and gestured, "Remember, don't take your eyes off the mirror during the process, otherwise you will definitely fail."

"Take a spoon or a brush and apply the mixed ingredients on the mask pattern on the transparent paper and on your face."

“Apply the mask first, then your face, then the mask, then your face, so that bit by bit you and the mask are slowly covered in this mixture.”

"The last and most important step!"

Little Wizard Susu's face became extremely serious, "Will, remember, will is the key to the success of this witchcraft!"

"Pinch one side of the transparent paper on the mirror with your hands, then close your eyes and imagine that your face becomes the mask pattern on the transparent paper."

"Don't just imagine, you must firmly believe that your face looks like that!"

"Then, forcefully tear off the transparent paper!"

"If you open your eyes and see yourself in the mirror wearing a mask, that means your witchcraft is complete."

"It's easy once you learn it. You will find that you can control your face to be normal or a mask at will."

“If you don’t succeed, practice again and again until you succeed!”

After saying this, the little wizard Susu looked at Lin An, "Now, I will answer your question for free. Please think about it before asking!"

Lin An raised his eyebrows, "I just want to know if this witchcraft has any sequelae or bad effects."

"No! The only problem is that after you complete this mask witchcraft, your image cannot be changed." Little Susu answered simply.

His spiritual synchronicity gave the answer.

"Mea~"

——There are no sequelae, and it can be modified, or even the traces of this witchcraft can be washed away, but it requires more complex witchcraft, which is something that even he (little Susu) cannot touch.

"Three days!"

Little Susu raised three fingers, "I need you to register in the tree hole organization within three days. This means that my task of guiding the way is completely completed."

"If you can't show up within three days, I will still come to you and help you step by step, but it will only be about the mask witchcraft I just described and how to enter the tree hole."

"But when the time comes, you will have to pay me the fine for failing to complete the task of guiding the way in time, as well as the cost of my additional teaching."

"One price, three thousand yuan per day."

Little Wizard Susu left quickly. He was very cool when he came, but he took the stairs when he left.

Lin An walked him to the door, looked at the direction he was leaving, and smiled slightly.

Licking his lips.

"Hey, I'll be here soon!"

Two more chapters at 4pm