I’m Really a Superstar

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Afternoon.

The landlady didn't care about the meal, so Zhang Ye stuffed something into his stomach. Then he opened online banking and transferred 100,000 yuan to his father's bank card. He used Express Remittance, which was credited instantly. As soon as the remittance went through, my mother’s mobile phone number called me back.

"Son, did you send money to your dad?" Mom said in surprise.

"Well, my royalties have arrived. I'll give you one hundred thousand for now. You can spend it as you like." Zhang Ye said like a nouveau riche: "After you've spent it, you don't care what I want! We're not short of money!"

"You are really my good son." My mother said happily: "Is the money for me or for your father?"

Zhang Ye didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said: "Who do you two give to different people? I give it to you, just give it to you."

Mom seemed to be showing off to Dad over the phone: "Did you hear that? My son gave it to me. Don't touch the money. I'll go back and buy some jewelry. Our family has been suffering for so many years, and we can finally turn around, haha. , my son is still capable, mom will pee and poop to feed you, your hard work will not be in vain!"

Yes, I was raised by feces and urine?

Then you should be careful when approaching me!

When other people talk about their childhood, they always think of my innocent childhood. Then, how about coming to my place? They think of my childhood that was fed by shit and urine. With this great opening statement, others have to pinch their noses before they dare to listen to me talk about my childhood years!

Zhang Ye complained a few words in his heart, and after talking to his mother, he went to take a nap.

…

Half asleep and half awake.

Bang bang bang, someone knocked on the door.

"elder brother!"

"Brother, please open the door!"

"We know you're home!"

Zhang Ye was woken up by three chirping voices, and he knew they were his three worried cousins. "Come on, come on!" He got up, got dressed, and opened the door.

Three sweet-smelling girls entered the room at once.

The slightly quieter eldest sister Cao Dan stuck out her tongue and said: "Brother,

I was dragged here by the two of them. "

The second sister, Cao Tong, smiled and put her arm around Zhang Ye's shoulders, "I heard that your book was published? Did you make millions?"

"Really? Why don't I know?" Zhang Ye pretended to be stupid. He was completely defeated by his mother. This big mouth of his mother is really good enough. Oh, we have only been together for an hour. Just blow it for me. out? Everyone in the family knows about it, right?

The third sister, Cao Mengmeng, pouted her cute little mouth and said, "Brother, you are already a great writer, why are you so stingy? We all know it and you still don't admit it?" She cheated and sat down on Zhang Ye. He lay down on the bed without taking off his shoes, "I don't care, anyway, I want the latest Phoenix laptop, an ultra-thin one, and I won't leave until you buy it for me." His calf was still wet He kept kicking in the air, so shameless.

Phoenix notebook? It is probably a brand from this world, but Zhang Ye has never heard of it.

Cao Tong also lay down on the bed, "I'm not leaving either, I want a business laptop!"

Their elder sister, Cao Dan, looked at Zhang Ye and coughed: "Brother, I actually need a notebook. I can use whatever I want, as long as it can be used."

Zhang Ye was also extremely bachelor, "Okay, don't leave, I'm leaving."

"Brother, you bullied us!" Cao Mengmeng's eyes suddenly turned red, not to mention her acting skills, "I will tell my aunt and uncle when I get back that you bullied us!"

If it's too hard, a few people will try to make it soft.

Zhang Ye is the kind of person who prefers the weak to the strong, "What are you doing? Why are you crying!"

Cao Mengmeng said with tears in her eyes: "You have made so much money, but you don't even buy anything for your sisters. Are you embarrassed to be my brother? Are you embarrassed?"

Tomboy Cao Tong also said pitifully: "Brother..."

Cao Dan took a look at it and said, "Why don't you buy it for them both? They will need it for their studies. I'll forget it."

"I can see that you three are here to rob." Zhang Ye smiled bitterly. Seeing that he couldn't escape this disaster, he had to say: "Okay, okay, buy it and I'll reimburse you!"

Cao Mengmeng stopped crying immediately and jumped up with a cry, "Long live my brother!"

Cao Tong obviously wanted a laptop for a long time, so he went over and kissed Zhang Ye's cheek, "I love you to death, brother! My sister also shares this, right?"

"Yes, both." Zhang Ye said helplessly.

The three sisters were extremely happy immediately, hugging each other and cheering!

Zhang Ye was also happy to see it, but then he was dragged out of the house alive by the three sisters, who insisted that he accompany them to the mall to buy something now.

Alas, who wants to be the elder brother? Go ahead!

…

Yintai Department Store next to the Jiaomen subway.

"Brother, this is the book I want!"

"purchase."

"Brother, that's what I want."

"purchase."

"Brother, I want this notebook."

"……purchase."

"Brother, I also want a small bag, okay? It's only eight hundred yuan, so it's not very expensive."

"…………purchase."

"Brother, I want another pair of sunglasses, and since you are such a big writer now, you also need sunglasses. These are for men and women, one for you and one for me, okay?"

"………………purchase."

After leaving the mall, the three sisters returned home with a full load and took the subway home.

Zhang Ye complained, but in fact he didn't feel bad at all. Now that his condition was better, it was normal to take care of his little sisters. He really didn't feel bad at all. Well, his heart was a little bleeding. This trip It cost him more than 10,000 yuan, and there was a lot of blood!

These three prodigal ladies!

I will never let you in again!

Putting on his newly bought sunglasses, Zhang Ye wandered down the street and walked to a large 4S store nearby. Zhang Ye didn't want to buy a house. Although he was usually stingy, he still liked to buy the best for some things, such as a house. More than five million yuan can't buy much, and living here is quite comfortable, so be careful. Yes, but I bought a car with conditions, and it is convenient to go out. Besides, I will go to work at a TV station in a few days, and I will be a guest or host on TV. Taking the bus and subway to work is a bit of a loss.

Go in and have a look.

A female clerk came over and said, "Sir, what price do you want to see a car at?"

"Take me around, I'll see if there's anything you like, thank you." Zhang Ye obviously loves cars very much, as a man, so his eyes widened as soon as he came in.

"Okay, please come over here." The female salesperson stepped on her high heels and said, "How about this sedan? It's imported from Reich, with a high configuration of 1.4T, and it's selling very well now."

Reggie?

No matter what brand!

Zhang Ye shook his hand and said, "I don't really like it."

"What about this one? Jie Zhibang's is also an imported car from Europe. It has seven seats for business use. It is very suitable for family travel. It has large space and is also very suitable for business work." The female clerk introduced.

Jie Zhibang?

Why don't you call me Durex?

Zhang Ye still shook his head. He was not interested in the new car brands in this world at all. Although these brands may not be "new", Zhang Ye, a person from the outside world, had no idea at all. He still appreciated the brands in his world. Maybe it's nostalgia, maybe it's a deeply ingrained habit, or maybe it's this ability that reminds Zhang Ye all the time that he didn't belong here.

Huh! Saw it!

BMW! Don't touch me here!

Looking over there, he also saw the Mercedes-Benz logo!

This store didn't sell that many brands, so Zhang Ye could only find two car brands that were exactly the same as in his world. "How about BMW?" He wanted to know if BMW was also a high-end car like this one.

The female clerk blinked, "BMW is of course a big international brand, but it's a bit expensive." She looked at Zhang Ye's outfit and obviously didn't think Zhang Ye could afford it.

"Would you like to introduce it to me?" Zhang Ye didn't care.

The female clerk said hello and pointed to a car, "This is a BMW 3 Series. The price is 320,000 yuan, but now we have a discount and the price is reduced by 10,000 yuan. This is a BMW 5 Series..."

After learning about it, Zhang Ye found that the BMW here was almost exactly the same as the BMW over there. There was no difference in model, configuration, appearance, and interior. So he was immediately relieved. After thinking about it, he still preferred BMW's off-road and grand style. , calm and looks impressive!

Just buy a good one!

X5 or X6? Which one do you want?

The X6 looks more fashionable and sporty, while the X5 is completely calm and domineering.

Zhang Ye took a few glances and settled on the X5. He pointed at the X5 behind the shelf in the distance and said, "How much does this one cost?"

The female clerk snorted, "This is not a regular X5. You should be talking about the one over here." She pointed to an identical black X5 next to her, "This low-end one costs 804,000 yuan. Car now."

Zhang Ye raised his eyebrows and said, "Aren't they the same?"

The female clerk smiled bitterly and said: "It looks the same, but the bulletproof car you just pointed out is the X5, or this year's upgraded version of the bulletproof car. The quoted price is 4.72 million, and the full set may cost 5 million, which is a little bit more." It is currently the most expensive BMW model."

Bulletproof car?

Upgraded version?

Is there X5 bulletproof in this world?

Zhang Ye was excited when he heard it. He also had one there, and it was new this year. I think Zhang Ye was lucky enough to get a ticket and went to the convention center to see the International Police Equipment Expo. There was a promotional video for the X5 Bulletproof. It attracted him all of a sudden. He even swore at the time that he would buy one as soon as he became a big star. Now his dream was right in front of his eyes. Zhang Ye was trembling!

five million?

Zhang Ye gritted his teeth and waved his hand, "I want it!"

"Ah?" The female clerk was dumbfounded, "Are you sure?"

"I'm pretty sure. Is there a car available?" Zhang Ye asked.

"We don't have this. You have to make a reservation. We need to transfer the goods from other places. You can pick up the car in about two days. It won't take long." The female clerk became excited when she saw that Zhang Ye actually bought it. This is the best product in their store. It was an expensive car. It had been on the market for several months and no one bought it. There were a lot of curious people. I didn’t expect that such a luxury car worth about five million yuan would be sold to a newcomer like her. A raise would make her happy!

"Okay, then I'll give you a deposit first and try to arrange the car as quickly as possible." Zhang Ye followed the female clerk to pay the money in a refreshed manner.

This world also needs a lottery, and the lottery mechanism is even stricter than Zhang Ye's. The probability is very small, but there is also a loose policy, that is, if no one in the family has a car in his name, locals can buy it for the first time. There is no need to lottery for vehicles, and Zhang Ye just meets the conditions.