I’m Really a Superstar

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In the bedroom.

The beauty is everywhere.

The landlady didn't reject him in any obvious way, and she didn't even scold him with harsh words. Zhang Ye certainly wasn't polite. In line with the principle and policy of "don't take advantage of the bastard", he tentatively said to the landlady. With hands and feet, Zhang Ye, who had never been in a relationship or touched a woman, had never experienced such a big scene. He could only cross the river by feeling the stones. This **** atmosphere made Zhang Ye's heart flutter, and he felt that his whole body was melted by the landlady's body and her mature and delicious body fragrance!

At this memorable moment, Zhang Ye just wanted to sing an affectionate song.

You are my little apple!

Light up the fire of my life!

Forget it, it kind of ruins the atmosphere, so I won’t sing anymore!

Anyway, Zhang Ye is in high spirits and restless now, feeling that life is so perfect.

But when Zhang Ye wanted to change his position and his palms were about to move towards the landlady's attractive fat butt, Rao Chenchen suddenly woke up!

The little guy said in a daze: "Auntie, I'm hungry!"

The landlady said casually, "I know."

"Auntie, I'm hungry." The little guy closed his eyes and kept chanting: "I'm hungry, I'm hungry."

Suddenly, Rao Aimin suddenly woke up, her body seemed to tense up suddenly, and she shook off Zhang Ye's stinky hand on her body in the blink of an eye!

Before Zhang Ye could react, Rao Aimin pinched his wrist!

His eyes were dazzled and his head was dizzy. Zhang Ye had no idea what was going on. He only felt that the world was spinning. Even the ceiling, chandeliers and murals on the walls flashed in front of his eyes. Then he was thrown down on the ground. I got out of bed and felt severe pain!

"Ouch!" Zhang Ye screamed.

Rao Aimin looked at him on the bed, "It's you, kid! Why are you in bed!"

Zhang Ye shouted while saying: "Of course I'm here. Ah, didn't I tell Chenchen a story yesterday? I was sleepy too, so I fell asleep!"

Rao Aimin glared and said, "Then why are you touching me blindly?"

Zhang Ye was dumbfounded and said, "Don't you know I'm here?"

Only then did he understand,

Damn it, it turns out that the landlady didn't allow me to take advantage of her, because she has been sleeping with Xiao Chenchen these days, so does she think she is Chenchen? Think it was her niece who met her? So you said "Don't make trouble"? Just now Chenchen screamed that she was hungry. The sound came from the end of the bed. Only then did Rao Aimin realize that she was sleepy? Then Zhang Ye fell out of bed!

Misunderstood!

Your sister has a big misunderstanding!

Zhang Ye felt like crying. He was lying on the ground and couldn't get up. It hurt so much that he almost didn't know what had happened. The landlady actually threw him under the bed with one hand. Spare sister! Goddess Rao! How strong are you? One-handed over-the-shoulder throw? This is too fierce! However, Zhang Ye was wronged first, so he had no choice but to complain first, lying on the ground screaming, "I can't do it! Ouch! I'm going to die! My waist is broken! I can't do it anymore!"

Rao Aimin glanced at him and said, "Who told you to do something! Okay, stop screaming, I made a mistake!"

Zhang Ye was so embarrassed that he couldn't help shouting louder, "My elbow! Oh, my bulging! Oh, my lumbar disc!" This word was familiar, and he said it with ease. .

Rao Aimin wrapped the towel around her body again, got off the bed with her bare feet, squatted down and touched his elbow, "Does it hurt here?"

Zhang Ye said: "It doesn't hurt here."

"Where is this place?" Rao Aimin checked his Bollinger.

"Ah, it doesn't hurt here either." Zhang Ye said.

"What about here?" Rao Aimin pressed the disc on his waist.

"It doesn't hurt either." Zhang Ye said.

Rao Aimin kicked his ass in a disgraceful manner, "You bastard, I don't care what you shout about, just get up quickly, it's no big deal!"

Zhang Ye screamed, "I can't get up, I can't move!"

Rao Aimin pouted, lowered her waist and stretched out her arms. As if it was as simple as picking up a bag of rice, she threw Zhang Ye off the ground. I wonder if she really understands Chinese medicine. Rao Aimin gave Zhang Ye After checking his pulse, he judged: "It's okay, it's just a muscle strain. Lie down and I'll give you some medicine!" He turned to Chenchen and said, "Bring Auntie's medicine box over, it's at the bottom of the cabinet. "

Chenchen said, neither salty nor bland, and went over to get it.

Zhang Ye was still stunned when Rao Aimin threw him up with one arm, "Auntie Landlady, have you ever practiced kung fu?"

"You don't care about that much."

"Then why are you so powerful?"

"Don't mind my business."

"...Oh." Zhang Ye stopped asking.

The medicine box came, and Rao Aimin took out a bottle of safflower oil. It was still a very old bottle, yes, it was filled like a sesame oil bottle.

"Such a copycat?" Zhang Ye complained, "Will this work?"

"You're the only one who talks a lot of nonsense, aren't you? Lie on your back and don't move!" Rao Aimin stabbed him, sprinkled safflower oil on his body, and started to massage him, "Tell me where it hurts!"

Chenchen took a look and went downstairs, probably looking for something to eat because he was very hungry.

Rao Aimin kneaded him a few times, maybe because the posture was not very good or comfortable, so she got on the bed barefoot and squatted on the side of Zhang Ye to help him hold his back, so that he could use more force.

"It hurts here! It hurts here!"

"knew."

"It hurts here too!"

"...Well, bear with it."

Rao Aimin must have practiced it, her technique is very good, even more professional than a professional.

Zhang Ye's pain slowly eased, replaced by a gradually increasing sense of pleasure, so comfortable! It’s so comfortable! Zhang Ye even narrowed his eyes in enjoyment!

"Still hurts?"

"pain."

"Why do I think you don't feel any pain?"

"No, it still hurts a lot!"

Rao Aimin didn't say anything, and continued to press his back and thighs. Finally, she grabbed his butt and pushed it in an arc.

Suddenly, Zhang Ye turned his head and saw a sexy scene. Because the landlady was squatting on the bed, with only a towel wrapped around her body, the opening of the towel on her thighs was naturally completely unprotected. Zhang Ye's position was low, so he could clearly see the inside of the skirt while lying there! However, he was afraid of being discovered by the landlord's aunt, so Zhang Ye looked away without daring to look further. After a while, he turned his head and peeked over again.

ten minutes later.

Rao Aimin slapped his butt and said, "Okay, it's done."

Zhang Ye sat up and tried, "Are you still a little sore?"

"Nonsense, being thrown by me, Rao Aimin, is just a simple strain, so just have fun with it. If I had done anything serious, the fractures in your little arms and legs would have been minor." Rao Aimin shouted at him and got out of bed, " Get out of here now, sleep more honestly from now on, and don’t touch blindly!”

"I haven't had breakfast yet." Zhang Ye looked at her.

"No! Go home and do it yourself!" Rao Aimin said.

Well, Zhang Ye had no choice but to limp downstairs and return to his home.

Yes, this chapter ends here, what? You ask why the title is called "The Loss of the Landlady"? Okay, that was a typo, the title was actually "The Landlady's Mistake"!

Hi, it’s actually pretty much the same.