I’m Really a Superstar

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The outcome is decided!

The scolding war is over!

Netizens actively left messages and almost burst into laughter!

Cheng Fengyi said: "Great God! I saw the Great God today!"

Xiaodong 11: "Absolute god! Absolute idol! So domineering!"

Zhang Ye Fan No. 1: "Please take care of the newly registered account. From now on, I will be Teacher Zhang's crazy fan. I can curse people to such a master level. I can only use worship to describe my mood at the moment." Teacher Zhang Ye will be the leader of our navy from now on!"

The mighty little bully: "After reading Teacher Zhang Ye's curse words, I realized how naive and childish I used to be. I even boasted that I was invincible at scolding people. But today I was shocked when I saw him. I have to submit to him. I don't know what Teacher Zhang Ye will accept." Even if I don’t want to accept a disciple, I also want to learn your curse words. If I can get one-tenth, no, one-hundredth of your true inheritance, then I won’t be afraid of traveling all over the world!”

"Collapse..."

"God, what did I see!"

“This meager post is almost on the front page!”

"What's going on here? Why are the number of clicks and comments so high?"

"Teacher Zhang Ye's image collapsed instantly in my eyes. Is this the teacher Zhang Ye who wrote "Birds and Fishes"? Is this the teacher Zhang Ye who wrote "A Generation"? You are so... so lovable to me. La! Haha! Good scolding! This is how people should be scolded!"

"Talent! This is talent!"

"It makes people cry so much when they curse! He is indeed a great poet!"

"Come on, how can a poet be so abusive?"

"Upstairs, have you ever seen any writer or poet who didn't curse? Didn't the most famous teacher Chen Tianmo also curse in his first poem? It even contained curse words!"

Everyone started talking about it, and this meager article that contained all of Zhang Ye’s curse words immediately became popular!

…

In the unit.

Colleagues at the radio station also saw Zhang Ye’s finishing sentence.

There was a colleague who couldn’t hold it in and laughed so much that he couldn’t stand up straight!

"Does Teacher Xiao Zhang still have this ability?"

"I really didn't expect it. This scolding is so humorous!"

"Hahahaha, I have collected those words!"

"Isn't this bad? The leader was so anxious just now, why..."

"The words have reached that point. I can't hold them back even if I want to. Let's see how the leader handles it tomorrow."

"Tian Bin should be unlucky this time. When he meets Zhang Ye, a master who refuses to suffer even if he kills him, Tian Bin will be scolded miserably this time!"

"Xiao Zhang is also amazing. You mentioned so many classic curse words in classics. How did he come up with it? And did he create it on the spot?"

"Yeah, that sentence 'I bought a watch last year' is really a perfect line!"

"Hey, I like the line about why you gave up treatment! It's so funny!"

"After being scolded so cruelly, I think Tian Bin will have no shame in coming to work tomorrow!"

Teacher Feng couldn't laugh or cry and said: "This Xiao Zhang, I asked him to delete his Weibo and stop talking. Why didn't he listen? This is great."

Another person who has a good relationship with Tian Bin said: "How could Xiao Zhang be like this? What a bad influence it has. People think that our radio station has this quality!"

Xiaofang didn't like to hear it: "It was Teacher Tian who started the trouble, and Teacher Zhang was acting in self-defense!"

…

Things seemed to have calmed down, but far from it.

Zhang Ye's "famous quotes" have never appeared in this world, but in his world, they were all Internet buzzwords of the year. In fact, Zhang Ye didn't feel very happy when he was scolded. Why? Because in his mind, those curse words have long been worn out and outdated, such as "I bought a watch last year." People on Zhang Ye's side have said it too much and have become tired of aesthetics. They also like If Zhang Ye had posted the "Don't compare yourself to ***" part on a forum in their world, someone would have replied with "Congratulations to the original poster for getting online." This meme has been used so much that almost no one will say it anymore. . However, in today's world, everyone has never heard of these buzzwords, so Zhang Ye immediately caused a huge sensation on the Internet when he moved them!

Some good people even compiled a collection of Zhang Ye's classic quotations and copied his words sentence by sentence for everyone to watch and admire!

During this period, several colleagues responded.

"Calm down, calm down!"

"Gather around."

"Sit back and wait for the new quotes."

"Is it over yet?"

Radio colleagues from several provinces and municipalities have expressed concern.

This kind of thing may not be a big deal in other circles, especially in the entertainment circle, but it is still very novel in their radio media circle, so it spreads among ten and hundreds of people in the radio station colleagues. This incident spread all over the circle instantly, and many people happily logged on to Weibo to watch. After seeing Zhang Ye's words, most colleagues had only one reaction at the moment. You can't offend anyone like this in the future, your sister, This scolding is so immoral, it will really make people with weak hearts angry to death!

The impact of the situation is still ongoing.

Everyone was happy to reply.

Zhang Ye was like a fighter. He didn't even eat dinner. He just sat in front of the computer and waited for Tian Bin to appear again, ready to start a new round of battle at any time. He was not afraid of anyone, but the other party still remained silent. Zhang Ye still had some unfinished ideas.

Immediately, Zhang Ye sent his last comment on this matter, clarifying: "I would like to state that my remarks only represent my personal views and have nothing to do with the unit's radio station. I never like to use swear words, but if someone bullies me, I will not sit back and ignore it. For those who have ulterior motives to stir up trouble, and those who stir up trouble and scold me for no reason, I just want to say four words to them - please (qu) you () yourself (ma ) Heavy (de)!" The last sentence is another popular theme in his world, four characters, the character is that character, but the pinyin note is something else. Of course, in today’s world, no one has ever seen this font situation!

Everyone didn’t react at first because they had never been exposed to it!

"Please respect yourself?"

"Hey, why did Teacher Zhang Ye suddenly become so refined?"

"Not elegant! Haha! Look at the pinyin of "Please respect yourself! Don't read the text!"

"The pinyin at the end? qu?? ma? de? go? you? ma?'s? Poof!"

"It's such a secret! I'm laughing so hard! I can't even close my cheeks! I'm really laughing like crazy today!"

"Teacher Zhang Ye is so damaged! Whoever offends him will have an easy time! God, please protect me! I will make Teacher Zhang Ye my spiritual leader from now on!"

"Divine sentence!"

"Ha! Already a fan!"

"There are people outside the world and there is heaven outside the world!"

"This is the first time I know how to curse someone and yet be so knowledgeable!"

"Same as above, this is the first time I know how to curse someone so artistically!"

After posting on Weibo, Tian Bin's people completely stopped and Zhang Ye called for formation! No one dares to fight anymore!

In the past, scolding wars on the Internet usually had no ending. They were just scolding him, scolding him back, scolding him again, scolding him again, and there was no way to tell the winner, because no one would win. Because no one will swallow their anger. But today was an exception. Zhang Ye actually scolded hundreds of people into obedience! Many onlookers watched it, and all of them were excited and excited! One man is a barrier and ten thousand men are not allowed to open it!

What a grace!

How domineering this is!

This last scolding gave Zhang Ye more than 6,000 meager fans. This is a popularity gained purely from scolding. Looking at the entire Internet circle, Zhang Ye has gained so much popularity by scolding sentences alone rather than scolding objects and events. For fans, Zhang Ye should be the first one!

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