I write apocrypha in Warhammer

The man's name is Walker Horse Merciless. He is an old man with a mustache and a paralyzed bald head. His current position is the Grand Master of the Midden Star Branch of the Imperial Church, and he is the most fanatical disciple of the Emperor.

As the local spokesperson of the Imperial Church, Walkerma's daily mission is to maintain the local residents' absolute piety to the Emperor, to stifle the bad trends in society, to suppress the corruption of mankind by the Chaos God, and to suppress various heresies that try to shake the Empire's rule. .

In short, he must ensure that all inhabitants of Midden obey the Emperor's will.

As far as the current situation is concerned, Walkerma's work performance is impeccable.

The reason why Miden Star can become a heavenly world is indispensable to the local church.

Every day before class, the students here will all stand up and pay careful greetings to the icon of the Supreme God Emperor.

Workers here also gather together before starting work every day to pray devoutly towards the sculpture of the Lord of Mankind.

The Emperor's radiance shines on every resident of Midden, and the entire society develops in an orderly manner under His divine guidance.

This Sunday, just like every other day, Walkerma stood on the steps of the church door and preached the classics of the state religion - "The Book of Psalms" to the thousands of people below.

In today's crisis-ridden universe, only by bathing in the Emperor's wisdom and always listening to His teachings can ordinary people hold on to the hard-won good life and protect themselves from the evil hands of the warp.

Walkerma loudly chanted the holy words spoken by the emperor, and the tone was a bit rough. The slightly hoarse voice continued to echo in the holy church square, washing the confused souls of everyone present.

The worship work went very smoothly, and another group of Emperor's people received spiritual protection. Walkerma was very satisfied with this.

After the service, the Grand Master will also stay outside the church for a period of time, specifically to answer people's doubts and help them eliminate the confusion they encounter in life.

"Grandpa Walkerma, Grandpa Walkerma, I have a question that I have wanted to ask you for a long time. You must answer me this time!"

Six-year-old Little John stood out from the crowd, hurried to the Grand Master, tugged on his clothes and spoke.

This is a very agile little guy, and he may have the opportunity to join the Raven Guard in the future.

Walkerma leaned down and asked softly: "What questions do you have, little John? As long as Grandpa Walkerma knows, Grandpa will definitely tell you the answer."

Compared to adults, Walkerma has a very tolerant attitude towards children.

Because for any race, young children are the future of the race.

Protecting them from thriving is protecting the hope of the empire.

Even the famous heartless person will show a kind smile when facing children.

However, the next words Little John said made the expression on Walkerma's heartless face freeze instantly.

"Grandpa Walkerma, the question I want to ask you is - how many girlfriends does the Prince Regent have?"

The little boy's innocent eyes were as wide as a pair of big lanterns, looking straight at the great master in front of him.

Walkerma was caught off guard.

Is this a question that a six-year-old child can ask?

Does a little kid with no hair even know what the relationship between a man and a woman is?

What kind of idiot is teaching children here? Isn't it so wicked?

But faced with the little boy's sincere academic eyes, Walkerma had to respond.

He carefully recalled the historical books he had read, but could not find any records about the relationship between men and women, the Primarch of the Ultramarines, Robert Guilliman.

Is Guilliman a single virgin who hasn't touched a woman in ten thousand years, or a playboy who enjoys the beauty of everyone? Both situations are possible.

But whatever the truth of the matter, the Primarch's private life was not something the people of the Empire should know, and the consequences of spreading it would be harmful rather than helpful.

Therefore, Walkerma could only answer: "As for the regent's girlfriend, there is no record in the various history books of the empire, so I am very sorry, Little John, I cannot answer your question."

"is that true?"

Little John tilted his head, with a puzzled look on his face.

"Of course, how could Grandpa Walkerma lie to you?" The Grand Master rubbed the little boy's head kindly, "Why don't you change the question, and Grandpa Walkerma will do his best to answer it for you this time."

Little John said seriously: "But I clearly heard that Lord Guilliman recently had a girlfriend from the Eldar tribe!"

Walkerma's legs weakened and he almost fell to his knees on the spot.

The majestic Primarch of the Ultramarines, the Regent of the Human Empire, and the last loyal heir of the Emperor of Terra, actually had an affair with an Eldar woman?

What kind of bastard is talking nonsense in front of children?

Walkerma calmed down his emotions and explained carefully: "Don't listen to other people's nonsense, Little John, the Prince Regent will never hook up with the Alien Witch. The only way the Prince Regent treats the Alien Witch is to be loyal to the Emperor. Grant them the generosity of the Emperor's mercy."

The extermination of aliens is the will of the Emperor and something the Imperial Church vigorously promotes. Therefore, only dead aliens are good aliens.

Little John scratched his head: "But didn't the Regent form an alliance with the Death Army of the Eldar? And I heard that since the Regent made his girlfriend Eve Renee, the gene seeds of the Ultramarines have become abundant."

Hearing this, Walkerma almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

It is a fact that Robert Guilliman has formed an alliance with the Eldar Death Army, and it is also a fact that the leader of the Death Army, Evrené, played a major role in Guilliman's resurrection.

You want to say that due to Evrené, Guilliman was revived and the number of Ultramarines skyrocketed. The causal relationship is indeed true, but why does this sentence sound so strange?

This is definitely not something a child can say. There must be an ulterior conspiracy behind the matter.

He actually extended his claws to ignorant children, trying to distort these concepts of the future of the empire to achieve the sinister purpose of weakening the empire.

The murderer behind the scenes was simply extremely vicious and unforgivable.

Walkerma suppressed the anger of trying to cut the culprit into pieces, and asked softly to the little boy: "Dear little John, please tell Grandpa Walkerma, from whom did you hear these rebuttals?"

The innocent little John didn't hide anything and answered truthfully: "Recently, a Mr. Clown appeared in the park around my home. I know this from the stories Mr. Clown told."

"Thank you very much for your honest answer, Little John. In addition, you must not believe the story about the clown. If you want to understand the past history, you still have to go through the official channels of the Imperial Church." Walkerma warned carefully. road.

"Oh well."

Little John nodded in understanding.

Then, Walkerma said goodbye to Little John and other believers, turned around and blew up the phone number of the Sisters of Battle.

Something happened at home recently, so the content during this period is a bit rough, so please bear with me.