I was in Gaowu, and I was arranged by the twin school beauties every day.

There is a small river to the east of the school, and the willow trees are lined on the banks of the river, and the scenery is beautiful.

Since the ground was not hardened in any way, it was already covered with deep grass, and it was remote and secluded, and no one came except the fishermen.

This is the "old place" as agreed.

Bai Ze stood by the river and looked left and right for a while, there was no one but a white electric car.

"Fatty, what about you?"

Bai Ze shouted, and when he was puzzled, the grass by the river moved, and an answer was heard.

"Stop shouting, I'm here."

Zhao Rikun stood up from the grass.

With a thatch in his mouth, he grabbed his pants with both hands and lifted them up, and began to put on the belt.

In the past three days, he participated in the awakening assessment at the friendly school, and immediately sent a message to Bai Ze after the end, making an appointment to meet here.

Through the grass, Bai Ze looked at him and shouted, "Fatty, are you pooping everywhere again?"

"Lao Bai, you know me."

Zhao Rikun tightened the belt around his waist and spit out the thatch: "I, Zhao Rikun, am a lover, you see how good the scenery here is, it really makes people can't help it."

As soon as Zhao Rikun put on his pants, a dark-skinned man walked towards the river and passed him.

This man is carrying a fishing box in one hand and a selfie stick in the other, judging by the degree of tanning of his skin, he is at least a veteran angler, and he is also a streamer.

He walked to the position where Zhao Rikun had just squatted, and in a professional tone, he was teaching the fans in the live broadcast room.

"Brothers, the place where I am standing now is the best fishing spot in this section of the river."

"It's been seven days in a row that someone has been here to protect me, and this time I won't be able to force the Air Force."

"No matter how good the fishing position is, if it is occupied by someone else, it is not yours."

"Today, the anchor is going to teach you a trick to press the bottom of the box, how to prevent the fishing position from being occupied."

While speaking, the anchor's camera inadvertently swept the fat man.

Fans in the live broadcast room immediately understood that this fat man was here to grab the fishing position, but it was obvious that he did not occupy this best fishing position.

Why is that?

Is it because of the anchor's trick to press the bottom of the box?

"Those who are in the live broadcast room today are all lucky, pay attention, and then the anchor will demonstrate it to everyone."

"What you learn is what you earn, the fan lights are lit up, and you can learn dry goods for free."

"Yesterday, I took advantage of no one else to make an overnight nest here."

"In order to prevent the fishing spot from being occupied by others, I deliberately deducted a lump of mud and kneaded it into the shape of a poop, and arranged it to look like someone was."

The anchor didn't grind, and as soon as the camera was pulled, he directly slammed it on the poop.

"The colors and shapes... It's exactly the same as just pulling, the anchor is really awesome! "

It's covered with a few tissues, like it just wiped its butt, it's so realistic."

"It's too TM, if the anchor doesn't say it, who can tell it's fake?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room exploded all of a sudden.

The anchor is very satisfied, and he still has to make some gimmicks to do live broadcasts, you see, isn't the traffic coming?

Zhao Rikun heard that something was wrong, and shouted at him: "Ah, hey, you're mistaken, that's..."

The anchor gave him a blank look, ignored it, and continued to interact with the fans.

"That fat man must have wanted to grab my fishing spot, but fortunately I was prepared, otherwise he would have taken the lead."

"666, the anchor's trick is amazing, give you a thumbs up!"

"It's this kind of person to guard against, shameless, why should I occupy my family's fishing position?"

The anchor smiled, very proud in his heart, he spread out the lump of poop with his hand and continued to explain.

"Brothers, pay attention, the key to this trick is to be realistic, see it, here are a few corn kernels that I specially added."

"Damn, corn kernels... It feels like it's undigested, and the anchor is too detailed. "

The number of barrages in the live broadcast room is getting more and more, and the audience is also increasing.

The anchor is a little excited, after so many years of broadcasting, today is finally going to be popular.

Corn?

Bai Ze was a little confused, and turned his head to look at Zhao Rikun: "You ate corn yesterday?"

Zhao Rikun shook his head and denied: "I didn't have it yesterday, I ate it last week." "

Last week?

Bai Ze couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted at the anchor to dissuade: "Don't pinch it, that's really!" Hearing

this, the anchor didn't even bother to turn his head back and continued to interact with fans.

"Hmph, these two people can't occupy the fishing position, and they are not convinced! Brothers, should we give them a little shock? "

A small shock... Anchor, you wouldn't, would you? "

Hehe, some barrages have already guessed, I just want to make them doubt their lives."

"The anchor is so bad, he lives up to my attention to you for so many years. They must be given a little shock, and the brothers have to brush up the gifts. "The

popularity of the live broadcast room continues to rise, more and more people come in, and all kinds of small gifts are also being swiped one after another.

The data is up, and the anchor seems to have found the traffic password and is interacting with fans more and more hard. The small gift he received just a moment has exceeded the income of his live broadcast for a month.

Why didn't anyone send rockets?

Well, it must be almost vibe.

Thinking so, the anchor raised a sly smile at the corner of his mouth.

At this time, he only needs to strike while the iron is hot, hehe, isn't the rocket he has in mind coming?

Seeing that the anchor was still playing in his hand, Zhao Rikun was anxious, and hurriedly shouted: "Throw it away, I didn't lie to you, that's really!"

"I'm just going to take this bite, what's wrong?"

The anchor turned his head to look at Zhao Rikun, showed a provocative smile, and directly stuffed the lump into his mouth.

I rub!

Zhao Rikun and Bai Ze were petrified on the spot.

Amazed!

Shocking!

Be terribly alarmed!

Terrified!

None of these idioms are enough to describe their mood at the moment.

Bai Ze: I'll it, are all the people who are doing live broadcasts like this now?

Zhao Rikun: Damn, Lao Tzu has grown so big, I have never seen this kind of scene.

In just a few seconds, the live broadcast room exploded.

"Look at those two people, they're scared silly, hahaha!"

"Suddenly there is a person in front of you, without saying a word, directly performing and eating, if it is you, are you shocked?"

After a few chews, the smile on the anchor's face froze.

He seemed to have a slight taste, his expression froze for a second, and the smell of the seal exploded, making him vomit wildly.

“yue...... yue, yue..."

He bent over his body and put his hands on the ground, vomiting violently, pouring a piece of sour water, almost throwing up his intestines.

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The barrage in the live broadcast room is full of question marks, what is the situation?

"Alas..." Zhao Rikun sighed and said helplessly: "It's true that I told you, you want to..."

"No way, it's obviously made of mud by me, fake. How could it be... How did it come to this?

"What you made is long gone, and you eat what I just pulled."

Zhao Rikun wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and calmed down.

"Damn, it's been dropped!"

"The anchor's mood at the moment: Who touched my poop?"

"Everyone pay attention to the way they speak, the anchor is on the verge of collapse."

The barrage in the live broadcast room is crazy!

The anchor faked eating and overturned, and the effect of the show was instantly full.

"You, you, you..."

The anchor looked at Zhao Rikun with resentment in his eyes, a sullen breath stuck in his chest, unable to speak.

The corners of his mouth began to twitch, he spat a large amount of white foam, kicked his feet, and choked.

Zhao Rikun was taken aback, this, this... Is this infuriating?

"The anchor has poured foam, save the anchor!"

"Brothers, send rockets!"

In the live broadcast room, fans swiped more than a dozen rockets in one go, and when they heard the sound of rockets taking off, the anchor directly raised the corpse on the spot and came back to life.

"Thank you to me Brother Liu for sending the big rocket, Mr. Liu is atmospheric, Mr. Liu is lucky, and good luck is the head!"

"Thank you for the big rocket sent by my brother tiger, Brother Tiger is rich, Brother Tiger is tough, and Tiger is mighty!"

"Thank you for the big rocket sent by my military brother, I wish my military brother a prosperous and prosperous day!"

"Thank you for the big rockets sent by the irons, thank you for your support to the anchor along the way..."The anchor

smiled, with tears in his eyes, and enthusiastically thanked the fans who sent the rockets.

"What the hell, didn't you just breathe, as soon as the rocket sounded, it was immediately resurrected on the spot?"

Seeing this picture, three lines appeared on Zhao Rikun's forehead, and his heart was completely convinced.

He and Bai Ze exchanged glances, got on the electric car, and drove away.

"Let's go, go to the Three Kingdoms City, people are waiting for us."