I was caught on a blind date in a hotel and asked how many times I had done it

A small misunderstanding?

The two major gangs in New York, all the top leaders were killed.

And these two gangsters also quickly collapsed after the high-level casualties.

Such a "record".

You said the fuse, it was just a small misunderstanding?

Zhao Weiguo couldn't calm down, as if he had heard the biggest joke in the world.

I

want to laugh, but I can't.

Because Jiang Chen's tone didn't look like he was lying.

Scratching his head and embarrassed expressions, it doesn't look like acting.

Moreover, he does not need to.

"That's ......

".

Zhao Weiguo took a deep breath and stabilized his emotions:

"Tell me about it. "

"What is this little misunderstanding that led to the demise of the two gangs in New York?"

Yue Shuai looked at Jiang Chen.

He wanted to know the same thing.

Jiang Chen drank a glass of water and asked rhetorically:

"Do you remember what I just said?".

"Which one?".

"What doesn't kill you will make you stronger!"

Jiang Chen repeated, and then said with a smile:

"In the movie, in order to fit the image of the clown. "

This sentence was changed by the dog screenwriter and the dog director to can't kill you, and it will eventually make you stranger. "

After complaining, Jiang Chen asked the two:

"What do you think is the point of this sentence?"

What's the point of this sentence?

Zhao Weiguo and Yue Shuai were stunned.

I was about to say:

Undoubtedly, the point of this sentence is to become stronger. "

But immediately hesitated.

If this was the case, Jiang Chen should not have asked on purpose.

Could it be that I can't kill you?

It's like in the movie, the father who abused children since he was a clown?

I was about to speak.

Jiang Chen gave the answer directly:

"At first, I thought it was a dream. "

"The reason is that on the side of the United States, I can't be killed!".

“？？？"

“！！！"

Zhao Weiguo and Yue Shuai blinked.

I felt like I had heard it wrong.

The next moment.

I was shocked.

Yue Shuai exclaimed directly:

"You're saying you're over there, and you're not going to die?"

"At least for now. "

Jiang Chen put on a helpless expression and said:

"Anyway, I tried a lot of methods, and found that there was no smoke and no injury, which is the biggest injury. "

"How is this possible?!".

Zhao Weiguo reacted, frowned and said:

"If that's the case. "

"The police in New York have fought with you, so there should be a corresponding report, right?"

"They...... They're hiding this?!".

Thinking of the beating nature of the rice country.

Zhao Weiguo felt that this speculation was very likely.

But Jiang Chen shook his head:

"I've had a couple of head-to-head exchanges with the police in New York. "

"But they never found out that I was invulnerable. "

"And in fact, my so-called invulnerability is not invulnerability. "

"What's that?".

Zhao Weiguo asked.

"Have you noticed a word? "

"Which one?".

"The police in New York, I must have told the media at one time that the bullets would go around me?".

"Isn't that sentence incoherent after the police were scared?"

After Zhao Weiguo retorted, his eyes immediately widened:

"Bullets are really going to go around you?!".

"Pretty much. "

Jiang Chen shrugged:

"It's not physically going around me, though. "

"But over the years, I've had shootouts with people, whether it's the police or the gangsters. "

"A bullet never landed on me. "

"Even, once, a gang boss put a gun directly to my forehead. "

"And guess what?".

"What's going on?".

Zhao Weiguo and Yue Shuai spoke in unison.

Jiang Chen grinned and said:

"His gun is directly jammed!".

“！！！"

Zhao Weiguo and Yue Shuai were dumbfounded.

If you are far away, you can't hit, and if you are close, the bullet will jam.

It's really "bullets circling"!

Yue Shuai stared at Jiang Chen and asked

"Chen'er, you don't have any other special functions, do you?"

"Where's the special feature!".

Jiang Chen rolled his eyes and said:

"Anyway, it's weird. "

"I can't figure out why. "

"And in order to try out the 'bottom line of immortality', I also tried many methods. "

"To put it simply, it's all kinds of death!".

“......"

Zhao Weiguo and Yue Shuai were speechless for a while.

Good for a while.

Zhao Weiguo asked

"You're not worried, you really killed yourself?".

Jiang Chen said:

"At the time, I thought it was a very real dream. "

"I thought I was dead in a dream, and it was nothing. "

"You could say that the ignorant are fearless. "

What an ignorant fearless!

"So, how did you try?".

Zhao Weiguo suddenly had a feeling.

The next conversation may break through his cognition.

It could be a hundred ways to commit suicide by Mi Guojiang Chen!

Really.

Just listen to Jiang Chen said:

"I've tried a lot of things on the back. "

"For example, I committed suicide by throwing myself into the river, but I passed out and woke up here. "

"I slept again, and I was back at the manor. "

"Another example is jumping down from a tree, and the most common one is breaking a leg. "

“......"

Zhao Weiguo wanted to laugh.

But I couldn't laugh.

Jiang Chen said again:

"I'm running on the road, racing cars. "

"A series of car accidents happen, but I'm always the one who comes out unscathed. "

"As a result, I lost a lot of money. "

"The name of the young master of my Wayne family is also the ...... that broke out at that time

."

Zhao Weiguo told himself:

"I'm a professional, I can't laugh!".

The corners of Yue Shuai's mouth were already grinning at the root of his ears, but he didn't laugh out loud.

Jiang Chen shook his head with a smile and continued:

"Eventually, I climbed to the top of the Empire State Building. "

"I want to see if I can fall to my death by jumping from the top of the Empire State Building. "

“！！！"

The two who wanted to laugh.

Eyes widened instantly.

The thought of jumping down from the Empire State Building is a ruthless man!

Also aware of.

This matter may be related to the case just now.

Then I heard Jiang Chen say:

"That night, I jumped off the Empire State Building. "

"But it's funny. "

"I only fell a few floors when a strange wind blew up from downstairs and blew me back directly!"

"There happened to be a window open, and I was blown straight in!"

“！！！"