Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm

The village director of Jinyintan Village is surnamed Wang and is called Wang Zhong. He is slightly fat, has a big belly, and has a high hairline.

Wang Zhong is a relatively capable person in the village. Before he became the village director, he was a subcontractor. He had done a lot of projects in the city, the province and even in other places, and many people in the village followed him.

After becoming the village director last year, Wang Zhong handed over all the work on the construction site to his son.

I have been busy with work during this time, and it is rare to have time to relax today. Just after dinner, Wang Zhong was about to practice driving with his wife, but his pants... Before the car started, his own idiot screamed wildly.

Wang Zhong put on his pants and ran out.

When I turned on the "street lights" hanging on the eaves, I saw a big wolf dog rolling on the ground, barking loudly while rolling, white liquid in its mouth... white foam gushing out.

"Director Wang, are you alright?"

At this time, Jiang He's voice came from outside the courtyard, and the door was patted.

"Pharaoh, what's wrong?"

Lao Wang's wife got dressed and walked out too. Seeing this scene, she was startled and quickly said, "Isn't it a madman with epilepsy? Hurry up and call the vet."

"fart!"

Wang Zhong's face darkened, and he scolded, "How can a dog be insane? Go to the door first, it's the middle of the night, who is this!"

He cursed and stared at the dog that was rolling on the ground.

Did not dare to look forward.

Er Lengzi is in this state, what if he goes crazy and bites himself?

He returned home, got his mobile phone, and was about to call the veterinarian when he heard his wife open the door and say, "It's Xiao Jiang, you can just come, what else do you bring?"

After saying that, he was about to pick up the plastic bag in Jiang He's hand.

Inside the bag was the beef Jiang He had just bought.

Jiang He: "???"

He squeezed the bag tightly and said, "Aunt Wang, I just went to buy meat. When I passed by your house, I heard Er Lengzi screaming loudly. By the way, is Director Wang okay?"

"what?"

Wang Zhong's wife's hand stopped in mid-air, not knowing how to answer for a while.

This……

Why did he suddenly get involved with his old man?

At this time, Jiang He had already strode up to Wang Zhong's side.

He glanced at the big wolf dog who was rolling on the ground, and his bark became less and less loud. He exhaled more and took less air, and shouted, "No, Director Wang, your idiot is poisoned!"

"Poisoned?"

Wang Zhong said in surprise: "What poisoning?"

"According to my observations, it should be rat poison!"

Jiang He's face didn't turn red, and his heart didn't beat. He flipped his hand and took out a cucumber, broke it in half, and crushed it with his hands.

Wang Zhong grabbed Jiang He and said angrily, "Xiao Jiang, what the hell are you doing? What did you just feed Er Lengzi?"

"Cucumber."

Jiang He held the remaining half of the cucumber and took a bite. The aroma was overflowing. Wang Zhong sniffed and scolded, "You think I'm a fool? Whose cucumbers are yellow and so big?"

indeed.

The half of the cucumber in Jiang He's hand was bigger than the whole cucumber in the grocery store.

It's big, it's yellow, and it's quite fragrant.

"Cucumber, cucumber, isn't it yellow, is it black?"

Jiang He joked.

At this moment, with a hoot, Er Leng Zi jumped up from the ground, shaking his hair vigorously, and ran into the dog pen in a hurry.

"???"

Wang Zhong looked confused, and just wanted to ask more, but Jiang He waved his hand and said, "Director Wang, Aunt Wang, I still have something to do, so I'll go back first."

His face was as usual, but his heart was full of excitement!

"Sure enough, this cucumber can detoxify, but rat poison is very poisonous,

But it is also an ordinary poison. I wonder if the legendary Hedinghong, Qibu Brokenchang Powder and other poisons can be solved? "

Walking to the gate, Jiang He looked back at Er Lengzi in the dog pen, and then said, "I remember that there is a pesticide called paraquat, which is even more poisonous. Even if people take a few sips, even if they are sent to the hospital in time for gastric lavage, they can't be rescued. Come, come back and try a bottle."

At this moment, Er Lengzi in the dog ring suddenly shuddered, and hummed again.

Wang Zhong walked to the dog pen and stared at his big wolf dog for more than ten minutes. He found that Er Lengzi was normal, and his face became even more dazed.

just……

what happened?

Er Lengzi suddenly went crazy.

Then Jiang He ran in and fed him half a cucumber...let's just call it a cucumber.

After feeding half a cucumber, Er Lengzi is all right again?

"Rat poison?"

"How can this kid see that Er Lengzi has eaten rat poison? No... How can I have rat poison in my house? Could it be that this kid hates Er Lengzi for pushing him last time, so he cast the medicine?"

"No, no, no..."

"If Er Lengzi really ate rat poison and half a cucumber, could he be saved?"

When he returned to the room, he no longer had the thought of "driving", so he pouted, and suddenly said, "Old lady, can you take a cucumber for us to eat?"

…………

But said Jiang He.

By the time I walked home, half of the cucumber had been eaten.

"After I was promoted to a quasi-warrior, my digestive power should have increased a lot. In addition, the particularity of this cucumber has been absorbed, so after only a short time, the feeling of being overwhelmed has disappeared."

He felt that he could still eat a cucumber.

Can……

I ate two and a half in one night, and I couldn't eat it raw.

Jiang He steamed some rice and made another cucumber salad. He picked up his mobile phone, and while he was eating, he watched a short video of Kuaishou. He suddenly widened his eyes and said in surprise, "Isn't this Li Ergou?"

"He's live streaming?"

Li Ergou, whose original name was Li Fei, was in the same village as Jiang He.

"In memory", the two were primary school classmates, but after graduating from primary school, Li Ergou stopped going to school. His father bought more than 300 sheep and asked Li Ergou to go back to herding sheep.

At the beginning, the classmates also laughed at Li Ergou. Never thought that after everyone finished junior high school and college, Li Ergou had become a well-known local breeder.

He started a cattle and sheep breeding cooperative, raised hundreds of cattle and thousands of sheep, earning millions a year, driving a BMW, and married a beautiful wife.

Enter the live room.

Li Ergou is broadcasting live in his own breeding cooperative.

He stood in front of a small forklift and laughed at the camera: "Brothers, didn't I have a fever a few days ago? As a result, I found that after the fever subsided, I suddenly became infinitely powerful. Come on, I will show you. A one-handed forklift."

He stretched out his hand.

Grab the forklift's huge tire and slam it hard...

The whole forklift was tilted.

Immediately after the next moment...

Whoa!

Black screen.

"Sorry, the live broadcast room you are in has been temporarily blocked due to suspected violations."

Jiang He: "..."

The live room is gone.

After a long while, Jiang He let out a long sigh and murmured: "It seems that the recovery of spiritual energy has reached a critical point. According to what Li Ergou just said, he had a fever for a few days. After the fever subsided, he suddenly became stronger. Infinite, is it..."

Jiang He remembered a word—awakening!

"Wait tomorrow morning, go to Li Ergou's breeding cooperative to ask about the situation."

Eating, washing pots, the life of a single dog is so boring and tasteless.

Before going to bed, Jiang He suddenly remembered that he still had half a bag of corn at home.

He grabbed a handful of corn, went to the orchard, and buried one by one in the ground.

"I don't know if the seeds of crops in my own home will change in some way after they are planted...Fuck, what?"

After planting corn, he felt that something was not right behind him, and turned around suddenly, only to see a pair of green eyes staring at him in the dark night.

"Wang!"

"Second fool?"