Crazy Psychologist

Highlights:

Please do not imitate various illnesses; please do not forcibly substitute various roles into the character relationship, they are more likely to be "patients".

Non-post-gongwen, the system has a weak sense of existence, the case is presented in the form of stories in the early stage, and it is more professional in the middle stage, and the beginning is slow.

Crazy is not necessarily a doctor, it may be a patient. Protagonist 1: Patient. Protagonist 2: Mu Chun.

(*Psychiatric patients without other clinical diseases if not particularly emphasized.)

Chapter 1 is followed by Chapter 4, Chapter 4 is followed by Chapter 6... Chapter 6 is followed by Chapter 8... This is not hypnosis!

The following is the text.

——

Do not stare into the abyss—

The world is a glazed forest

In a corner where the sun doesn't shine

hidden light

cover human eyes

devour every bright soul

——Article 171 of "Psychologist's Notes"

"How can I save you? If you want to save someone, you can do it. Why are you dragging me? I just can't get on the operating table, can't hold a scalpel, look down on internal medicine, despise surgery, the citizens don't know, and the police can't handle it. Qing’s psychosomatic doctor, that’s all.”

The person who said this was Mu Chun, a young doctor in a white coat. He seemed to have just finished get off work or had just completed an operation, and the skirt of his clothes was casually left in a mess.

The real situation is that he is quite special among doctors...or in other words, a relatively small number of existences, a profession that few people know about.

A physical and mental doctor, from a professional point of view, in relatively easy-to-understand terms, the main job is to treat physical and mental diseases.

Of course, doctors, no matter what kind of doctors they are, shouldn't be particularly poor, at least they shouldn't be particularly poor in terms of income for expenses.

It was supposed to be like this, but the situation has changed a little bit now, he doesn't have a single patient.

This is not the point, the point is that in this situation, he somehow had an extra task, a task that popped out of his mind.

Save a billion people!

Saying that it is salvation may be a bit of mythology, but treatment is true. Treatment, from another perspective, is it not salvation?

Of course, this is not important, what is important is that Mu Chun feels that the existence in this mind is a bit embarrassing, asking a doctor with no patients to save a billion people? No matter how you look at it, you are deliberately making things difficult for yourself.

"I do such a job, and there are only a few outpatient visits a day. How can I get one billion patients to come to me?"

Mu Chun now feels like giving up struggling and letting things develop.

Mu Chun also tried to refuse the task in his mind, but he seemed to hear his own voice shouting loudly and fearlessly, "Save one is one, save as many as you can!"

Lying~! It's really stupid, okay?

Show off your skills for a while and clear the crematorium.

Little psychosomatic doctor save the world?

wake up!

With half-asleep eyes open, Mu Chun lay down on the leather sofa chair indoors in a salty posture, feeling a little lost.

All he had was himself and the empty outpatient room of the Department of Psychology and Psychology on the fifth floor of Huayuanqiao Hospital.

Not even a patient.

So, how to save?

Thinking of this, Mu Chun used his drowsy mind to open a certain panel that appeared in his mind not long ago.

[Number of equipment: 0]

[Number of props: 0]

【Physical value: 1】

[Intelligence value: 275]

[Talent: None]

【Mission: Save 1000000000 people】

[Task time limit: 3650 days]

[Mission end method: rescue completed or failed. 】

Even though he has seen it before, Mu Chun still has a certain mentality, trying to dig out supernatural powers from it.

As a result, disappointed again.

The intelligence value of 275, Mu Chun guessed it should refer to IQ.

The mission of this system is to save lives.

save who?

A patient of course.

Can…

No matter how good the business of this hospital is, it is impossible for a single doctor to save 100 billion people in a lifetime.

Look again, I want to laugh even more.

lifetime?

nonexistent.

The mission time limit is 3650 days, that is to say, only ten years, to save one billion people in ten years? Mu Chun reckoned that this system might just leave the factory and not have much experience in the world, or maybe it just wanted to make himself happy, making himself mistakenly think that he was gifted, uniquely blessed, and upholding the responsibilities of heaven and earth. Come to this matter, so that I can be a little vain?

Thank you so much.

Mu Chun really wanted to be grateful, but the reality hurt him all over, vanity? Are you that kind of person? It's almost the same if you give me an all-round healer system? All these bells and whistles, bad review!

—————The first patient

In the past few weeks, Chu Shenming felt dizzy every afternoon, especially when it was around four o'clock, and he didn't know what was wrong.

After checking baidu, he found out that there was something wrong with him. In the end, he had no choice but to close all the webpages, thinking of going to the hospital to have a look.

If you continue to sit at your desk, you are in danger of falling asleep at any time.

Of course, this danger is not life-threatening, but the danger of leaving the job is close.

It was nearly four o'clock in the afternoon, and Chu Shenming stepped into this community hospital dragging his body like a walking corpse.

Originally, he wanted to go to a big hospital, but thinking about it, maybe it’s not a big problem, and going to a big hospital is too expensive, and he really can’t afford the injury, so he went around and came to this company not far away The community hospital is very small, but there are still many people.

Chu Shenming took a few peeks at the nurses at the pre-diagnosis desk. Compared with the overdressed women in the company, the nurses were really kind and pleasant.

Chu Shenming thought that if he found a nurse as his girlfriend, he would be happy for a long time.

Thinking of this, Chu Shenming was a little timid in his actions, and walked towards the pre-diagnosis counter with a little nervousness. After talking with the nurses for a few words, one of the nurses began to ask about Chu Shenming's situation.

Chu Shenming took a look at her job card, it turned out that her name was Liu Tiantian.

"Where does it hurt?".

"I'm dizzy, my throat is a little itchy, and my stomach is still distended." Chu Shenming subconsciously covered his stomach with his hands.

The nurse glanced up at him, tore off a sheet without any explanation, "Go to the physical and mental department to see Dr. Mu Chun. Go up the stairs to the fifth floor, the innermost consulting room. Don't take the elevator. , the elevator can't reach the fifth floor, only the fourth floor."

Chu Shenming took the list blankly, nodded, followed the nurse's instructions, and reluctantly stepped up the stairs. When he reached the third floor, he felt that his body was getting worse and worse. On the fifth floor, Chu Shenming was already half an asthmatic.

Why are there so many steps on the last floor? I knew the elevator would go up to the fourth floor and then go up.

Da Xiatian was sweating from tossing, and just stepped on the corridor, his stomach became angry, a surge of true energy rushed, and he couldn't help but let out a p.

Fortunately, the place on the fifth floor is empty, incomparable with the lower floors. The departments of traditional Chinese medicine, physiotherapy, gynecology, and internal medicine are all bustling downstairs. Why is it so empty on the fifth floor?

A sense of eerie terror swept over my heart.

That nurse named Liu Tiantian...isn't cheating on me.

The hospital is ringing... The fifth floor is not a morgue, is it? Will there be a morgue in a community hospital?

Chu Shenming's teeth chattered as he thought wildly.

After struggling a bit at the stairs, Chu Shenming thought about it, since he came here, he should take a look, and he was worthy of his health, otherwise he would be drowsy in the afternoon, which is not a solution.

After finally plucking up the courage to come to the physical and mental department mentioned by the nurse, I was just about to find someone to ask where Dr. Mu Chun was, when a female doctor in a white coat walked up to me.

so beautiful!

Chu Shenming was really amazed in his heart, but he soon felt nervous. He stepped forward with unsteady steps, trying to make himself look gentle and steady, "Hello, where is Dr. Mu Chun?"

"Are you Dr. Mu Chun's patient?" Chu Sisi asked hesitantly.

"Yes."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Uh...no." Chu Shenming was a little embarrassed and nervous in the face of such a beautiful female doctor.

"May I have your name?"

"Chu Shenming."

"Okay, then please wait a moment, I'll ask Dr. Mu Chun." Chu Sisi led Chu Shenming to stop at the door, turned the doorknob and walked in when he saw the nod.

In the room, Mu Chun was still studying what was in his mind.

Seeing Chu Sisi open the door and come in, she raised her head slightly and asked, "What's the matter?"

"A patient is here, looking for you." Chu Sisi glared at Mu Chun who was lying like a salted fish.

Chu Sisi, who graduated from Xiadong University with a major in law, is now a second-year graduate student, but she doesn't want to continue her studies at school, and she doesn't want to take the judicial examination, so she has to squeeze in this outpatient room on the fifth floor with Mu Chun. Psychologist.

It is all thanks to her father, Chu Xiaofeng, to be able to change from a law major to an intern so willfully.

At first glance, this name seems to have the temperament of a martial arts novel, but it is a well-known professor, doctor, and philanthropist.

Mu Chun didn't want to know these things at first, but when he came to work in the Department of Psychology, Chu Sisi said that he was an intern in the Department of Psychology.

Are you kidding me, law major turned doctor? impossible!

Although Mu Chun is very clear about common sense, why would a law student want to be a doctor? Mu Chun was confused and couldn't figure it out, so he began to try his best to recall what happened to him.

Mu Chun knows that he is a psychologist, but it seems that there is no such profession as a psychologist in this era.

He guessed that he might have multiple personalities, but the multiple personalities couldn't clearly understand what happened when different personalities came online.

If it weren't for multiple personalities, I'm afraid it can only be explained by multiple universes. Mu Chun is also very helpless, he is a person who believes in science.

Physical and mental diseases are still part of the hospital treatment system in this era, and there is no classification or definition of mental illness, let alone a diagnosis and treatment system like the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

The trouble Mu Chun faces every day is that Chu Sisi's mother has kindly reminded her repeatedly, not to let Chu Sisi go astray.

What is going astray?

Is it because the brains of the legal major turned doctor are too misguided, or working with Mu Chun in the physical and mental department is misguided?

The former Mu Chun is not sure what Chu Sisi thinks, but the second half of Mu Chun thinks that Ms. Zhang Mei's worries are unnecessary.

Chu Sisi can only be regarded as his student at best, or an intern who appeared in Huayuanqiao Community Hospital for some reason.

Thinking of this, Mu Chun thought again, is it abnormal that she doesn't like such a pretty girl...

No, Mu Chun knew very well that if Chu Sisi wanted to become a physical and mental doctor, it would be a long and difficult road for her to transition from a legal profession to a physical and mental department, and he could only fulfill the responsibility of a teacher at best.

As for whether I have anyone who really cares about me in this world?

Mu Chun vaguely felt that there was, but they would meet again on a certain fateful occasion in some way.

Chu Sisi's mother often said that Sisi was ignorant, so Mu Chun must understand the truth, right? Make money as a lawyer or make money as a professor?

Mu Chun wants to say that doing many things can make money, probably more than making money as a community doctor.

Ms. Zhang Mei who said these words is an excellent lawyer, and no one in the court can avoid her edge. It is difficult for such a person to find an opponent in court, and it is also difficult to find a spouse in life.

But she found it, and resolutely took her daughter to remarry her current husband, Chen Weiwei, the head of a well-known law firm in the world.

After figuring out these things, Mu Chun just wanted to lie on the rest chair. The physical and mental department was already deserted enough, and an intern doctor from a lawyer's family came here, which obviously made the task more and more difficult.

Unlike doctors in other departments who are busy from morning to night, Mu Chun, the director of the physical and mental department, thinks all day about how to find patients.

Not to mention one billion, Mu Chun is very happy to have one patient every day.

However, the situation is different now, one billion, this number makes Mu Chun directly enter the state of salted fish.

The human brain is like this. When encountering particularly difficult and painful things, it simply short-circuits directly, pretending that it never happened, or refusing to believe it.

When encountering a critical situation, people will close their eyes. When watching a horror movie, people will close their eyes and cover their ears. This is the self-short-circuit mechanism of the brain refusing to change the safe state and believing in danger.

It can be said that this is the case for Mu Chun now.

Now that the [billion] mountain is pressing in front of him, he simply feels that there is no way to take care of a patient, unless... forget it, as long as he calms down, his memory will always be restored.

Mu Chun looked at Chu Sisi helplessly and said, "Where is the patient?"

"Patient, you were at the door just now." Chu Sisi looked out in surprise, wanted to say something but didn't know how to say it, always felt that Teacher Mu Chun was a little weird.

Chu Shenming, who was waiting at the door to see a doctor, felt worse and worse, thinking that maybe the nurse downstairs didn't understand his condition, his messy symptoms, and the physical examination said that there was nothing unhealthy in his body, so maybe he didn't find anything wrong when he went to the doctor.

While hesitating, Chu Shenming suppressed the discomfort of wanting to go to the toilet to vomit, and retreated again in his heart. What if this is really an intractable disease?

This is the department of body and mind. Although it seems that the body and mind are divided equally, no matter whether it is internal medicine or surgery, it should be a layman for his disease. There are specialties in surgery, so you need to find the right department to see a doctor, or forget it.

Not only Chu Sisi was troubled, even Mu Chun himself suddenly felt a sense of loss.

Apart from knowing [Psychologist] and [Intelligence 275], his other memories seem to be fragmented, not to mention that such a high intelligence is unscientific, the most terrible thing is that the task time is only 3650 days, and patients will come and go, Mu Chunxin I just want to live my life well.

Closer to home, if Chu Shenming left the fifth floor for any emergency and was taken to other departments, he would have to be made fun of by other departments.

"Chu Sisi is not the heroine, but a student. Don't be the heroine!"