Consumer male god

A lonely voice: "Damn, I'm so angry today!!!"

When chatting online, Xi Luting occasionally swears when he is excited and even more so when he is angry.

Seeing those three exclamation marks, Han Lie roughly understood her anger level.

And was filled with indignation about it.

Ham for cucumber: "What's going on?"

Ham for cucumber: "Who bullied you?"

Ham for cucumber: "(anger)(anger)(anger)"

A bit lonely: "What a dog man. I'm really impressed. I've never seen that kind of man before! Let me tell you..."

Blah blah blah.

It can be seen that Han Lie really offended her.

After chatting for almost a week, Xi Luting never talked to Brother Ham about what happened in his life, but today he talked non-stop.

However, the progress of online relationships is achieved by seeking death in reality.

Somewhat funny~~~

A hint of loneliness: "The dog man is very nice to me one moment, and then dismisses me the other. Damn, what a scumbag! He definitely wants to mess with my mentality!"

Yo, pretty smart.

The concept of PUA is not popular yet, otherwise, she would definitely use a more appropriate description.

Han Lie had never underestimated this girl's IQ, so he basically agreed without any principles.

Ham for cucumber: "Yeah, yeah, play hard to get! It's an old trick."

Ham for cucumber: "Don't get angry with that scumbag. It's pointless. Just treat him like a fart and let it go."

A hint of loneliness: "Don't worry! I didn't even pay him any attention. I raised my head, turned around and left."

A hint of loneliness: "You don't even know how handsome I was back then!"

A hint of loneliness: "The dog man was dumbfounded on the spot. He may regret it now..."

puff!

Han Lie couldn't hold it back anymore and laughed out loud.

Pan Ge raised his head and glanced over, not disturbing Han Lie's self-pleasure.

But Doufu was outspoken and asked jokingly: "Of those two beauties, which one is your girlfriend? We had so much fun chatting!"

"Are you asking Fang Feifei and Yu Yun?"

Han Lie put down his phone and replied with a smile: "They are both my sponsors, not my girlfriends."

"Awesome!"

Xiao Dongbei gave a thumbs up, and Ding Ding quickly poured wine for his elder brother.

Doufu was confused: "You are really..."

After all, I’m not very familiar with it, so it’s hard to say the remaining word.

Pan Ge interrupted with a smile: "I finally saved some living expenses, and today it's all on us. I feel so guilty about your barbecue..."

Everyone burst into laughter.

Han Lie stared: "Hey, put down the string of squid before you say this!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone laughed harder and harder, and Tofu almost fell down.

Pan Ge's face was red, her eyebrows were arched, her oily lips pressed together forcefully, she was extremely beautiful.

Brother Lie's heart was pounding.

This girl... is so deadly!

Her face is only the size of a palm, and her facial features are as delicate as a painting. She obviously has a bad oval face shape, but she can be distinguished from those Internet celebrities at a glance.

That kind of natural agility cannot be cured by any brilliant doctor.

It's purely God's preference.

Han Lie sat directly across from him, only one meter apart. What he saw were first-hand pictures, and it was absolutely thrilling.

The upper, middle and lower courtyards each occupy exactly one third, and the eyes, nose and mouth are extremely delicate.

Static is the textbook golden ratio.

Many models also have the golden ratio, but they only look good in the still photos - because the bones are too hard and the contours are too deep, and the muscles are unevenly distributed, so the dynamic images will expose huge flaws.

However, Pan Ge's animation is better than the static one.

The bones and flesh are even, the facial features are harmonious, and the various expressions are lively and impactful.

Just looking at her brings joy to the heart.

But Han Lie only looked at it for a few times and stopped looking. He drank another round of wine with everyone and turned his attention back to his mobile phone.

The little cucumbers were impatient.

A twinkling of loneliness: "Where are you?"

A lonely voice: "Rich tycoon? Big brother? Master? My dear legs?!"

A twinkling of loneliness: "(crying)"

Brother Lie snickered secretly.

Xi Luting was really angry today. He would not let go if he found someone to talk to, completely losing his usual aloofness.

Ham for cucumber: "Sorry, I was just delayed by a friend."

Ham for cucumber: "I think this is the case - let's just write that guy into the novel and design him as a LowB villain, he's so young!"

A lonely voice said: "No!"

Ham for cucumber: "(scratches head) Why?"

A lonely voice: "Uh..."

A twinge of loneliness: "Actually, he is the object of my observation. He is the overbearing CEO-like boy who I mentioned to you once..."

Ham for Cucumber: "Oh~~~The male protagonist borrows the target, right?!"

A lonely voice said: "Hey... yes."

Han Lie suppressed his laughter and continued fishing.

Ham for cucumber: "That's not going to be easy... But according to your description, this boy is indeed a bit like that. His heart is as hard as iron. No matter who messes with him, he won't tolerate it at all."

A lonely voice said: "Yes, yes! Super cold! He seems to have a dog face, and he will do whatever he wants!"

Ham for cucumber: "Then what are you going to do?"

A faint feeling of loneliness: "Me? I don't know..."

Ham for cucumber: "Okay, let me tell you my attitude."

A lonely voice said: "Huh? Oh, you tell me."

Ham for cucumber: "No matter what the reason is, I will definitely support you anyway. Right or wrong is not important to me. I only help the relatives, not the affairs."

A twinkling of loneliness: "I was moved to tears, woo woo!"

Ham for Cucumber: “We are making friends online, so as long as we can chat, nothing else matters.

But, we cannot do this in life.

I hope you will not believe that you are right because of my unconditional support, and then go further and further down the road of arrogance.

I am always willing to accompany you to scold him and help you relieve your anger, but after you truly return to reality, you still have to pay attention to propriety...

Forget it, let’s not go into too much detail, as long as you understand what I mean. "

Xi Luting was stunned.

Are my wealthy legs too sensible?

The distinction is so clear...

Xi Luting is actually much calmer now, so he can fully realize that today's tragedy was his own fault, and he should be held responsible at most.

Han Lie is three and he is seven.

The reason why she was so angry was because the dog man's reaction was too violent.

Even if I'm wrong, can't you save some face for me?

In front of Pan Ge, you scolded me like an idiot. I hate you!

Xi Luting always prided himself on being rational and calm, but when faced with this kind of situation, he still couldn't control his emotions.

Therefore, reflection belongs to reflection, and anger belongs to anger. The two have nothing to do with each other!

A hint of loneliness: "I understand, don't worry, I will pay attention to it in the future."

A lingering loneliness: "(Kiss) Thank you, Leg Leg, for reminding me, you are so much cuter than that dog man, I love you~~~"

Brother Lie took deep breaths repeatedly and finally suppressed his laughter.

Little cucumber, I love you too~~~

After having another drink with Ding Ding and the others, Han Lie suppressed his excitement and replied seriously:

"Relax and have a good rest, tomorrow is a new day!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going to code, come on, come on!"

Xi Luting was full of fighting spirit and disappeared.

After a while, her big number suddenly changed to a new signature——

[I would rather date online than deal with dogs anymore]

When a post is posted, it immediately stirs up thousands of waves.

Brother Lie thought about it carefully, silently switched to the large size, and gave her signature a like.

skr~~~

Bai and I published the book on the same day. Now he has 11.2k words and I have 13.8k words. Is it short? Not short! He's a whole lot older than him!