All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball

"Strange...Have any of you seen Su?"

On the morning of the 9th, it was training time for the Eastern Stars team.

As a result, the training session was already halfway through, and John Miller, the head coach of this year's Eastern Team, didn't even see Su Feng.

"No."

"I'm not familiar with him."

"Kobe, have you seen Sue?" John Miller asked in the training hall, looking at Kobe who was practicing dunking with a Ronald McDonald.

Kobe shook his head, "I swear, I definitely didn't see Sue today, coach."

"Well, you should practice dunking first. You are the protagonist in today's dunk contest." John Miller patted Kobe on the shoulder and said.

Kobe nodded, and then continued to happily practice dunking with Ronald McDonald according to the dunking action that Su Feng explained to him yesterday.

"Forget it, the training session is not a big deal anyway, maybe he overslept." John Miller thought to himself.

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On the evening of the 9th, Heinz Field in Pittsburgh.

In this "basketball stadium" temporarily built as the home stadium of the NFL's Pittsburgh Steelers, the "protagonists" of this year's McDonald's High School All-Star Game have appeared one after another.

Tonight is the three-point contest and dunk contest.

However, just as the three-point contest was about to begin, the staff of the tournament organizing committee were confused.

Because, they couldn't find Su Feng.

Looking at the players already warming up on the court, Williams, who was in charge of the three-point contest, was almost anxious to death.

What about intermediaries?

How could such a big living person be lost?

"Jason, what do we do now?"

After sending staff to look for Su Feng again to no avail, Williams looked at his boss Jason and asked.

Jason smiled slightly and said calmly: "What's the rush? You can see Su when the game starts."

Williams: "???"

Why do I always feel like something happened that I don't know about?

"Okay, tell the staff not to look for it, and just relax and watch the show." Jason said to Williams.

This year’s bosses are so difficult to serve...

Looking at Jason's calm expression, Williams really wanted to say to him: "Brother, since you know everything, why didn't you tell me in advance?"

Could it be that big shots like to torture their subordinates by showing off their secrets?

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Although the main game is tomorrow night, at 8pm, the entire Heinz Field is already packed.

Under the introduction of the host, the four players participating in this year's three-point contest, Stephen Jackson, Mike Bibby, Corey Benjamin...

Hey, wait a minute, didn’t we agree that there would be four contestants?

The host looked at his hand card, and after reading Su Feng's name several times, he found that no one came out of the players' tunnel.

"What's going on?" The host looked at Jackson, Bibby and Benjamin with pleading eyes.

However, Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin were also confused at this time.

I saw these three people spreading their hands, saying that they didn't know what happened.

"He hasn't been to training since this morning," Jackson told the host.

host:"......"

What the hell?

Then, how should we host this?

Just when the host was at a deadlock, suddenly, "Ronald McDonald" who had been squatting on the sidelines ran to the center circle of the stadium.

He was seen holding a huge water gun in his left hand and a simple sketch in his right hand, "Haha, can't you find Su?

Let me tell you, I have already caught Su making hamburgers in the M78 Nebula.

If you want Su to come back, you must beat me in the three-point contest! "

"..."

On the sidelines, Jason and Kobe, who saw this scene and knew the plot in advance, laughed out loud.

Yes, that's right, this Ronald McDonald is played by Su Feng.

Originally, Su Feng wanted to show up with a handsome slicked back hair, cool sunglasses and a cigar in his mouth.

But because the whole thing needed to be communicated with McDonald's in advance, Su Feng suddenly had a better idea after meeting Jason Lee, McDonald's deputy director of operations and promotion in charge of this event.

"You mean, you want to dress up as Ronald McDonald and compete in the three-point contest?"

When Jason heard Su Feng's idea, he was surprised at first, and then after thinking for a while, he suddenly felt that this seemed to be very interesting?

The reason why Su Feng came up with this idea was because Irving, who would be nicknamed Uncle Drew in the future, had played with similar ideas.

And since it's a whole job, it's natural to create surprises for the fans.

"But... if you go to the competition dressed as Ronald McDonald, your results will be..." Jason asked worriedly at that time.

"It doesn't matter, the All-Star Game, isn't the most important thing about entertainment?"

score?

Can a result from the McDonald's All-Star Game Three-Point Contest still be included in Su Feng's future NBA resume?

To put it bluntly, I might as well write on my resume that I was 50-50 split with Kobe in high school.

In this way, Su Feng was responsible for coming up with ideas, and Jason was responsible for arranging people to put makeup on Su Feng.

During this morning's training session, in order to adapt to Ronald McDonald's attire in advance and to ensure that he would not be recognized, Su Feng deliberately wandered back and forth in front of his Eastern Team teammates during training.

However, the teammates of the Eastern Team at the time thought this was just the mascot's daily routine.

Who would have thought that the mascot in front of them is their dear teammate Su Feng?

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At Heinz Field, after Su Feng appeared on the stage, the atmosphere at the scene was suddenly aroused.

Especially the fans sitting in the front row were very curious about what would happen next after hearing Su Feng's lines.

The on-site host no longer knew how to continue hosting. Fortunately, at the critical moment, Jason sent a staff member who had also read the script to the venue.

"You mean, you want us to compete with this mascot?" Bibby and Jackson thought this was too magical...

"Yes, and this is a formal competition, come on!" the staff said, looking at the three contestants.

All right......

Could it be that Su Feng was really captured and sent to M78 Nebula to make hamburgers?

As a member of the Eastern Team, Stephen Jackson felt that he had an obligation to rescue Su Feng.

Therefore, in the same order as before the game, "Wu Sheng" children's shoes took the lead.

However, perhaps because of his eagerness to save Su, Jackson felt poor and only scored 10 points...

The moment Jackson ended the game, Su Feng suddenly raised his huge water gun and slapped Jackson in the face.

"Your performance is really terrible!" Su Feng said plausibly.

Jackson was not angry, but laughed naively.

At this time, the fans at the scene knew that this was probably an interesting program prepared by the organizers of the event.

Under the explanation of an on-site commentator who had also read the script, everyone had already guessed the general direction of the plot.

All in all, Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin must defeat this Ronald McDonald.

Otherwise, Su Feng would have to be locked up in M78 Nebula making hamburgers for the rest of his life.

"Come on Mike!"

On the field, when Bibby was preparing to appear, some children on the scene were cheering Bibby on.

Although they like eating McDonald's very much, in their opinion, the Ronald McDonald who appeared on the court tonight must be a bad guy.

"Interesting, really interesting. Williams, you know, Sue is simply an advertising wizard."

In the stands, Jason suddenly felt that asking Su Feng to endorse McDonald's was a good idea?

However, beside Jason, Williams, who was kept in the dark, had no idea what Jason meant by interesting.

On the court, the witty Bibby has seen through everything.

So before going on the field, after hearing the cheers of the children, Bibby hammered his chest three times and said, "Don't worry, I will bring Su back from the M78 Nebula."

As a result, don't tell me, Bibby performed better than Stephen Jackson. He scored 19 points.

But, do you think you won’t get slapped with a water gun at 19 points?

On the side, Su Feng, who had already reloaded his ammunition, directly shot Bibi in the face with a water escape-water dragon projectile.

Bibby: "..."

Well, even though he knew this was a show, Bibby swore that he would beat the damn mascot backstage soon.

Then, it was Benjamin's turn to play, but Benjamin's performance was even more anxious than Jackson's, scoring only 9 points...

Then, after being scolded by Su Feng, Su Feng suddenly threw the water gun aside, "With your performance like this, you still want to save Su?

Oh, wait and see, runners-up, what is real technology? "

Bibby, Jackson, Benjamin: "..."

Perhaps this is the most arrogant mascot in the history of the McDonald's High School All-Star Game.

On the court, when Su Feng came on the stage, there were bursts of boos.

In particular, many children asked their parents to boo Su Feng on the court with them.

"Bad guy!"

"Bad worms!"

"Give Sue back to us!"

Su Feng was happy, and before getting ready to start the game, he wagged his fingers at the children in the stands.

"I have never seen such an arrogant mascot!"

Bibby on the side had secretly clenched his fists, ready to go up and punch the mascot after the game was over.

Oh, by the way, you must bring Jackson along when the time comes, and then after the beating, throw the blame to Jackson.

Swish, swish, swish, dang, swish!

However......

The next scene shocked everyone in the audience.

Su Feng, who appeared despite boos and dressed as a mascot, stunned everyone at the first zero-degree angle.

Although these clothes restricted Su Feng's performance, fortunately, Ronald McDonald's clothes were not as bulky as the mascot clothes he wore to chase girls in his previous life.

In addition, although Su Feng feels that the competition results are not important, as long as it is a competition, Su Feng will still do his best.

So in the morning, in addition to practicing dunking with Kobe, Su Feng also adapted to the limitations of this outfit for a while.

All in all, no matter how much restrictions you impose, you can't stop Su Feng's feeling at this moment.

With his mood completely relaxed, Su Feng actually felt that he was more accurate at this moment.

Swish, swish, swish, dang, dang!

After all the shots were taken, Su Feng scored a total of 18 points!

Unfortunately, although it felt good, at the next few points, Su Feng had two flower balls that unfortunately popped out of the frame.

However, after Su Feng finished showing off the operation, the scene was completely shocked.

Damn it, who is this mascot?

Why is it so awesome?

Those who were still booing Su Feng couldn't help but cheer for Su Feng.

In the stands, Jason stood up and applauded Su Feng: "He is a genius!"

Of course, according to the rules of the three-point contest, Su Feng and Bibby still have a final round to go on.

At this time, the fans at the scene began to speculate about the true identity of Ronald McDonald.

After all, a mascot can actually beat these high school geniuses in the three-point contest?

"Su, your creativity is so awesome." On the field, Bibby had already guessed that the mascot was Su Feng.

Because have you ever seen a mascot with such a handsome shooting posture?

"Can you keep it a secret for me for a while?" Su Feng, who was dressed as Ronald McDonald, patted Bibby on the shoulder and said.

"Of course, but I will remember the little bit you gave me." Bibi smiled and said.

Su Feng: "..."

All right......

If you come out to fool around, you will definitely have to pay it back.

At Heinz Field, when the three-point contest finals started, many fans left their seats.

Because they are very curious about whether Ronald McDonald can get away with it.

In the final, Su Feng took the lead. Unfortunately, his performance was not as good as in the preliminaries, and he only scored 13 points.

But every time he scored, there was a roar of cheers.

And just when Su Feng was about to take the real Su Feng back from the M78 Nebula according to the No. 2 script, he never expected that Bibby's performance on the court would be worse than his own.

The young "White Devil" only scored 10 points in the final...

"Don't look at me like that, I really didn't give in." Bibby almost cried. When he was shooting in the finals, he was not used to the boos on the scene.

etc......

Didn't I agree that I would save Su Feng?

Don't you guys want to take Su Feng back from the M78 Nebula?

Therefore, Su Feng never expected that he would actually act as Ronald McDonald, UU Reading www. uukｎshu.net lifted the McDonald's three-point contest championship.

"Okay, even though they lost to me, I think I still have to get Su back from the M78 Nebula."

On the court, after the award ceremony, Su Feng began his final performance with the help of two staff members.

One of them was responsible for taking off clothes, and the other was responsible for removing Su Feng's makeup.

After a while, Su Feng completed the gorgeous transformation from Ronald McDonald to Su Feng.

"Oh my God! He is actually Su?"

“He actually dressed as Ronald McDonald and won the championship?”

"It's incredible. This is the most awesome three-point contest I've ever seen!"

At Heinz Field, the moment Su Feng transformed and returned, the entire stadium erupted in deafening cheers.

Kobe took the initiative to step forward, hugged Su Feng and smiled: "You stole the show this time."

"There's your dunk contest next. Believe me, we will definitely 'blow up' this arena tonight." Su Feng, who was being locked up by Kobe's strongman, said.

Kobe nodded, "I practiced the moves you mentioned for a while in the afternoon, don't worry."

Su Feng felt like he had no one left...

"I am truly worthy of being a strong-willed Komi!" Su Feng thought to himself with emotion.

And just when Kobe and Su Feng were about to continue causing trouble...

In the stands, Speed, a confidant of NBA executive Mark, could no longer contain his excitement.

Hong Kong True, why do you feel that the McDonald's All-Star Game is better than the NBA All-Star Game?

Speed ​​felt that it was necessary to send everything he saw today back to New York immediately!

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