After the divorce, the ex-wife became a creditor

"I still can't figure out how you can convince Ji Jing. Others say that she might be able to agree, but she shouldn't be able to agree to your use of condoms to make her pregnant."

Carrying the vegetables in her hands, she followed Tong Yao and walked in. Tong Yao pointed to the kitchen and said softly.

"You only need to worry about what you should worry about, and don't get involved in other things. You are a semi-retired person. Why are you joining in the fun? I'll go change my clothes."

Han Qian shrugged. When the nursery rhyme came out, he was already sitting on the sofa watching TV. Han Qian turned his head and was about to speak. Looking at the nursery rhyme's dress, Han Qian took a deep breath and said in a deep voice.

"You don't wear pajamas at home. What the hell is your whole hip skirt? This skirt is not even as long as my finger!"

Tongyao glared at Han Qian and said contemptuously.

"Why don't you wear something cool at home? I didn't let you see it. What do you want to eat? I'll cook."

"Except for swimming in the water, I basically eat everything. I'm not picky about vegetables, but..."

"I know you don't like it."

When Nursery Rhyme walked to the kitchen, Han Qian discovered that the monster was wearing high heels of about four to five centimeters. It seemed that something was attached to the heel, and it made no sound when he walked.

After watching TV for a while, Han Qian felt a little bored. He got up and walked to the kitchen door. Just as he was about to speak, Tong Yao gave Han Qian a favorite apple, then took the apple away and whispered in a low voice.

"I forgot that you couldn't digest the apple. Why are you so squeamish?"

Then he was handed a cucumber, Han Qian took a crunchy bite and said vaguely.

"There's no way, people's bodies are different."

Han Qian sighed as he watched Tong Yao skillfully wash and chop vegetables, and then remembered that she had to take care of Ji Jing's children.

"Tong! I find that you seem to be good at everything. Among the girls, you are the most woman-like."

Tong Yao wiped her hands and turned around, held up her plump breasts, slapped her butt again, and said disdainfully.

"The breasts are not much smaller than Miss Bobo, nor are they much smaller than the empress? The butt is a little more perky than Secretary Ye who works out, isn't it? Sister, I am a genuine woman, what do you mean by resemblance?"

Maybe the white color makes it look plump. Han Qian looked at it up and down and said with a smile.

"The character and skills I'm talking about include washing, cooking, cleaning, and caring for your husband and children. Not bad."

The child monster turned around and continued cooking, pouting.

"I am all-powerful. I can walk in the hall, in the kitchen, beat gangsters, and roll into a big bed!"

"Have you ever beaten a gangster?"

"Do you know Red Wolf?"

Looking at the nursery rhyme holding the pan, Han Qian held the cucumber in his mouth and raised his hands. He exited the kitchen obediently. Instead of going to the living room, he went to Yu Shici's room. He found the notebook and looked at the password on the screen. Han Qian tentatively He typed his name.

wrong!

Then I tried his and Yu Shici’s birthday.

Still not right.

Han Qian put his hands on the keyboard, struggled for a while, and typed four words.

I want a child!

When the words 'please wait' appeared, Han Qian felt like a mountain was pressing on his shoulders.

This bitch is crazy, completely crazy.

When Han Qian's big photo appeared on the screen, he originally wanted to see what work she was busy with recently, but now he was not in the mood at all. He lay on the bed and looked at the roof. There were no tears. If there were tears, he They all want to drown themselves.

I had never had such pressure with Feng Lun before, hooking up with a cannon or anything like that!

He sat up and walked out of the room, shouting towards the kitchen.

"Tong! Has Yu Shici done anything weird recently?"

"Does calling your name count when I take a shower?"

"Okay, you can shut up. I don't want to listen to you anymore. After all, you are also a teacher!"

"Ah!"

Not long after, Tong Yao told Han Qian to wash his hands and prepare to eat. Han Qian sat directly on the dining table, but Tong Yao pinched his ears and dragged him into the bathroom. When Han Qian came out after washing his hands, he found that there was an extra person at home. .

Han Qian glanced at the nursery rhymes, then at Yu's poems, and said suspiciously.

"When did she come back?"

After saying this, Yu Shici was unhappy. He stood up and looked at Han Qian, gritting his teeth and saying!

"I'm always at home!!! I'm always in the nursery rhyme room!!"

"Nonsense, why didn't I see you when I went to the kitchen?"

Han Qian really didn't see it, and he didn't realize that this girl was lying down at home. Seeing Yu Shici return to the room angrily, Han Qian didn't think too much and sat down to eat. Within a few minutes, Yu Shici came out.

The black hip-hugging skirt is the same style as the nursery rhyme. It is also paired with a pair of gray stockings and black high heels. She stands in front of Han Qian, holding a chair with both hands and showing an S squat. Her figure is slim, and then she looks at Han Qian. With a bitter face, Yu Shici gritted his teeth.

"What's your expression!"

An angry question made Han Qian feel even more bitter, and Tong Yao couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"He was locked up in a small dark room and tortured by the empress for a week. He would say that now there is only water left, hahahaha!"

Yu Shici approached Han Qian, grabbed his collar and gritted his teeth angrily.

"You slept with Yan Qingqing? Han Qian, you can do it, nursery rhymes, Ji Jing, Yan Qingqing! Why am I rushing to write poems instead of business? No, it's not possible. It's harder for me to have a child than to go to heaven, tell me! What do you mean!"

Han Qian gritted his teeth and looked at Yu Shici with a face full of humiliation, and growled.

"If my waist doesn't hurt and my legs don't feel weak now, I'll take you both out of the house! Even the grinding animals have a rest, and the old cows who plow the fields don't work like this! I’m only twenty-eight! I’m confused when I see a girl now! Just let me eat, or give me a handful of wolfberries, and I’ll fight you!”

A cold hand fell on Han Qian's face, and Yu Shici spoke sadly.

"I've lost a lot of weight, how can I bear it! Don't eat a handful, why don't you stew a chicken with wolfberry~ Let's make up for it, poor thing!"

Han Qian looked at Yu's poems suspiciously, then looked at the nursery rhymes and whispered.

"You two didn't drug me, did you?"

Nursery Rhyme pouted.

"If you like to eat, I want to cook you a meal. Look at you. I like positive men and don't like you who are gibberish."

Um?

Han Qian's eyes were confused and he said doubtfully.

"Positive? I work hard!"

Yu Shici straightened the chick lying in the basin and said softly.

"This chicken!"

"Cock up? Cock crooked?"

Han Qian felt that his IQ and self-esteem had been greatly damaged. From beginning to end, he didn't eat a bite of chicken. He really couldn't eat it. After the meal, Han Qian was still thinking about being positive and giggling. Crooked these two words.

About an hour later, Han Qian stood up suddenly and said angrily.

"Nursery rhymes! As a teacher, how can you talk like this? What a mess!"

Tong Yao raised his head with contemptuous eyes and sneered.

"Go back to the room and have a fight? The one without clothes? Whoever doesn't go will have a grandson."

"Ha! I'll wait for you in the room!"

Han Qian's mouth was full of provocation and he strode towards Tongyao's room. Tongyao chuckled. Under Yu Shici's curious eyes, Tongyao pressed the door handle. The next second she turned her head and looked at Yu Shici with wide eyes, and then used her strength A bump.

"He locked it!"

Then Nursery Rhyme took a deep breath and knocked on the door hard!

"Open the door if you can! Open the door! Don't hide in there and keep silent, I know you're at home! Han Qian, you little bitch! You're just a pupa!"

"Nursery Rhymes! You've gone too damn far!"

"Bee Chrysalis Man! Open the door!"

"I won't drive!"

Tong Yao took a deep breath and said softly.

"Enemies, please open the door. I and Shici will rub your shoulders and pat your back."

Han Qian laughed inside.

"Today, my brother has a pure heart and few desires!"

After saying that, Yu Shici walked to the door and opened it with the key. Han Qian stood up suddenly, then bowed deeply to the two girls, Black and White, and whispered.

"Xiaosheng is ill today. I have offended many things. Please be kind to the two female Bodhisattvas and give him a way out."

Tong Yao stared at Han Qian, Yu Shi Ci suppressed a smile, and then Han Qian went to bed and choked with sobs.

"Just give me a breath."

"Gungungun, go wash the dishes."

"Okay! How about I mop the floor too?"