A Pirate's Bizarre Adventure

Since we said we need to fight quickly, we must fight quickly.

Aiming at the big snake's chest, Jon flashed and punched.

Same as before.

The big snake finally revived, but another bloody hole was opened in its body.

Sykes was numb.

no.

you can also? !

I'm sorry that the weirdo king I trained is made of tofu. Can a single person bully you?

This time.

The big snake couldn't stand up at all and threw itself into the street very hastily.

Get rid of the Monster King.

Jon looked at Da Jiongyan, "Should you come up by yourself, or should I go down to find you?"

"Uh-huh."

Because he was too frightened, Da Jiongyan made a strange sound.

Sure enough, it was discovered!

Sykes' pupils trembled.

Judging from his current strength, he is no match for those two people.

So what to do?

Surrender?

No!

He is the ‘Destroyer’ who is destined to clean up the world.

How can you surrender to humble human beings?

"Stop looking down on others!" she yelled.

at the same time.

A pressure spread out, and the surrounding gravity was completely changed!

Saitama touched his bald head helplessly.

It's this trick again.

To be honest, he really didn't understand the point of doing this.

"Um?"

Seeing the expressions of Mr. Qiao and the Bald Demon King, one was calm and the other was calm.

Sikes felt a bitter taste in his mouth.

Even if you give me some face, you are more or less pretending to be affected.

Jon pursed his lips.

Tell me, why are you resisting?

In this case.

Don't blame me!

Go, little classmate D, catch her for me.

Little D’s classmate dived underground very obediently.

Sikes' real hiding place was easily found.

A strange substitute appeared in front of him. Sikes was so frightened that his face was distorted, and the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose almost fell to the ground.

"Don't come near me." She shouted loudly, "I'm warning you, don't come near me!"

Everyone laughs at Diavolo, everyone is Diavolo.

If you don't let me get close, I won't get close.

Wouldn’t that make me lose face?

Little classmate D floated forward for a distance, and many thin threads came out from behind, wrapping Sikes tightly.

All of a sudden.

The transparent filaments are stretched on the other party's bumpy body.

The scene was once very beautiful.

"let me go!"

Sikes struggled desperately.

But the more she resisted, the tighter the transparent filaments became.

to the end.

The real mastermind behind the Weird Association gradually gave up thinking.

the other side.

City A, headquarters of the Heroes Association.

“So impressive”

The cadre of the Weird Association, the Dragon-level Weird Ugly President, picked his nostrils and said with a strange smile: "Compared to the Weird Association, this place is simply too good, just suitable for my status."

Next to him, Miao Miao, who was also a dragon-level monster, said nothing and glanced around with unscrupulous eyes.

The four of them had already been surrounded by the army.

but.

is that useful?

The ugly president curled his lips and said, "You guys are not enough for me to deal with alone."

How arrogant.

But, this is the fact.

The fighting power of dragon-level monsters is much stronger than that of ordinary people.

Even A-level heroes are just trash in their eyes.

At this time.

Several robots wrapped in metal armor walked out from the army.

"You have entered the attack range of the Heroes Association. In this case, please accompany me to collect actual combat data."

The seventh S-class hero, ‘Metal Knight’ said this.

The words fall.

Those dragon-level weirdos were either indifferent or disdainful.

Metal Knight?

Just a slightly larger trash fish.

To be honest, they didn't pay attention to anyone at all.

"Chi~"

Suddenly, the Hero Association's special blast-proof door opened.

Out of it came a bald black man who looked like an iron tower, a hard-core sissy in prison uniform, and a delinquent boy who looked very similar to a cow dung head.

It’s hyperalloy black light, sexy prisoners, and metal bats.

Metal Knight met.

He actually voluntarily withdrew from the battlefield without saying a word.

Look.

It seems that collecting data on weirdos and heroes is about to begin again.

Three against four.

The situation is unfavorable.

But whether it's super alloy black light or sexy prisoner.

There was no trace of fear on their faces.

Justice will not fail.

Heroes never lose!

"Have you been prepared for it? It doesn't matter. I just want to make you completely despair. This is the fun." The ugly president laughed.

"How can there be such an ugly thing like you in the world." The sexy prisoner said with regret: "A man like you is so dirty to my eyes."

Hearing this, the Ugly President was very unhappy.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too, neither can strength and beauty coexist. The uglier I am, the stronger I am. Do you understand now, you ignorant fool!"

"Ah? What are you talking about?" The sexy prisoner was a little surprised, "There are many handsome and powerful people, but it's just not you."

In a word, the ugly president has broken his guard.

"Go to hell and die!"

His speed and size don't match up at all.

He dashed forward and produced a sonic boom!

The sexy prisoner didn't even have time to react. He was punched away by the ugly president.

See this.

The metal bat swung out fiercely, "Hey, don't ignore me!"

result.

Instead, he was easily parried by the ugly president.

"Too weak. Are you really an S-class hero?"

Super Alloy Black Light was not idle either, and used a real man's grapple on the ugly president.

Don't wait to exert force.

Gums and evil natural water both come!

The gums open wide;

The evil natural water completely turned into a turbulent ocean.

"so troublesome."

Metal Bat frowned, his aura rising again.

"Eula!"

He roared and swung the bat.

Hitting the ugly president one stick after another.

The Ugly President didn't take it seriously at first.

after that.

I actually felt pain.

What the hell?

How can this strength be upgraded?

"Ola Ola Ola Ola!"

As the bat continues to be swung, the power of the metal bat becomes stronger and stronger, as if it will never end.

Even in the face of evil natural water that negates physical attacks, he can evaporate the opponent with the heat generated by rapidly swinging the bat.

The heroic performance of the metal bat inspired Super Alloy Black Light and Sexy Prisoner, both S-class heroes.

The muscles of the two bodies are bulging high.

The sexy prisoner even burst out of his prison uniform, leaving only a sexy pink thong.

"Angel·arrived!"

He hugged Qing Gu, then lifted him up and slammed him to the ground.

Three against three.

It's a tie for now.

The paddling meow yawned behind.

"Come on, I'll take a nap first~"

As he said that, he actually closed his eyes.

"Meow meow, you bastard!" the ugly president yelled angrily.

While he was talking, he was hit on the head with a metal bat and his whole body was knocked away.

"Where are you looking? Being distracted while fighting me can kill people."

The metal bat spat hard on the ground with disdain on his face.

"Damn, you really take yourself seriously!" The ugly president got up from the ground, tears and snot dripping from his nose, "It hurts, you damn guy!"

While talking, he bulged his muscles all over his body.

While strengthening himself, he also became uglier.

"Speed! Strength! Endurance! Now I am no longer a creature of the same dimension as you!"

The ugly president who looked like a demon laughed wildly.

"Stop being so verbose."

The metal bat wants to swing the weapon and give the ugly president a hard hit.

However, the Ugly President simply threw a punch, and the metal bat, which had no time to react, was sent flying far away, and was heavily embedded in the wall of the Heroes Association.

"Now I am invincible!"

The president punched wildly.

It is his exclusive move 'Dignity Destroying Fist' - hitting the enemy hard with his fists and using absolute power to crush the enemy's self-esteem and confidence.

"Go to hell, die, die!"

"Every guy who's better looking than me should die!"

"I am the only "beauty"! "

For a time, no one could stop the ugly president.

"Ah, it finally started."

Meow Meow, who was dozing behind, narrowed his eyes and yawned lazily.

Seeing that the three heroes were about to be defeated by the ugly president's rampage.

at this time.

A pillar of light suddenly rose from somewhere!

At the same time, countless black boxes fell.

On the battlefield, the atmosphere was inexplicably quiet.

what happened?

These black boxes.

What the hell is this?

Whether they were heroes or weirdos, they all felt an aura of indescribable terror from those black boxes.

'boom'

A black hole suddenly appeared.

Men wearing different styles of armor jumped out of the black hole.

Ignoring the heroes and weirdos on the battlefield, he scratched his head and said, "Oh, now we are in trouble."

"Which onion are you?"

The ugly president said unhappily.

The man who appeared inexplicably looked at him, and then glanced at the metal bat and others who looked extremely embarrassed around him.

"As for me, let's call him Blast, a hero."

"blasting"

The Ugly President subconsciously took a step back.

The legendary dragon is the first S-class hero to see its head but not its tail, blast! ?

Not just an ugly president.

Gums, evil natural water and meow also brought up the spirit of 120,000.

Metal Bat and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

Look at each other.

Nod slightly.

Um.

This situation is stable!

Blast ignored the weirdos and instead focused on those black boxes.

A wave of his hand.

He put away all those black boxes.

"I haven't been back for a long time, and the earth is actually in such a big mess. Well, by the way, who caught the attention of "that guy" and made him so frightened. "Blast muttered to himself.

He turned around and looked at the three weirdos.

He clenched his fists and said, "You're all here, let's get rid of you easily."

Solve it easily?

The ugly president had blue veins popping out on his hideous face.

"Hmph, I want to see how you can deal with me smoothly. Dignity-destroying punch!"

It doesn’t matter where you are as an S-class hero.

You have no face under my fist.

Facing the extremely destructive fist, Blast just stretched out a finger.

Buzz.

The black hole spreads and surrounds the ugly president.

But in the blink of an eye.

The ugly president, whose skin and muscles were as hard as diamonds, was swallowed by the black hole and completely disappeared from this world.

Gums, Evil Natural Water, and Meow Meow couldn’t believe their eyes.

Although that ugly guy is really talkative, his strength is obvious to all.

Even if they tried their best to fight the ugly president to the death, the outcome would only be 50-50.

But what about blasting?

Kill the ugly president instantly with just a click of a finger.

How is this possible?

Just thinking about it.

Blast glanced at the remaining weirdos, "The level of weirdos on earth has improved. Is it the work of "that guy"?"

Forget it, never mind. "

The figure flashed.

He teleported behind the evil natural water.

"I'm very experienced in dealing with elemental creatures. Let's annihilate them."

Blast and draw a circle.

The power of black holes is unstoppable, just like killing the ugly president instantly, it kills evil natural water instantly.

Only Gum and Meow are left.

After seeing such a powerful explosion, the two of them had no confidence to fight again.

to be honest.

The sense of oppression caused by the explosion was greater than that of the weirdo King Orochi.

The metal bat and the others were stunned in place.

now.

The front door of the Heroes Association seemed to have become a stage for explosions.

Every move has great power.

Too strong~

The battle ended quickly.

Meow and Gum also followed the footsteps of the Ugly President and Evil Natural Water

Explosion waved his hands.

"It took a lot of effort."

As soon as I opened my mouth, I knew it was Old Versailles.

This is the strength of the No. 1 S-class hero.

The three S-class heroes looked at him respectfully.

But Blast had no intention of accepting the admiring looks from everyone.

He used an unknown space technology to put away those black boxes.

He turned his head and said solemnly: "'God' is afraid, otherwise he wouldn't have built so many information receivers.

how?

Has the Hero Association made any big moves recently? "

Big move?

certainly.

The war between the Heroes Association and the Monster Association is a big deal!

Super Alloy Blacklight gave a complete explanation of blasting.

After listening, Blast frowned.

The Monster Association purges humans, which sounds a lot like "that guy's" style.

Did someone strike down his chosen agent and expose him to greater power than he could have ever imagined, causing fear?

How ugly.

It is obviously the source of all weirdos, an ancient existence that has survived from ancient times to the present day. A guy who has always claimed to be a "god" and secretly created a large number of weirdos to disrupt public order.

Can you actually feel fear?

It’s so funny!

but.

The person who can make "that guy" afraid must be a being whose strength is beyond imagination.

I didn't expect that such a guy would appear on Earth again.

If there is a chance, we must absorb the other party into the League of Universe Heroes.

"Ah sneeze!"

Standing on a special altar, Jon sneezed inexplicably.

Who is praising me for being handsome behind my back?

Saitama touched his bald head, "I said, what are you doing? The real mastermind has been caught, hasn't he?"

As he said that, he glanced at Sikes, who was obviously not restrained in any way, but could not move around at will.

"The truth of the matter is not as simple as you think. Don't you think this altar is weird?

do not forget.

Generally speaking, altars offer prayers to unknown beings. "

As he spoke, Little D used the transparent filament from behind to penetrate the altar.

boom!

the whole altar

wrong.

The whole earth is shaking!

Although the shock was extremely light.

But, it does exist.

"What happened?"

Saitama asked doubtfully.

At this time, a huge shadow appeared above the two people, like a curtain.

Behind the shadow, a face without features, blood vessels and muscles was revealed.

"God"

There is no doubt that that guy is the ultimate weirdo who calls himself "God"!

"Finally we meet." Jon smiled.

Meeting the "god's" eyes, he half-truthfully said: "Let a poor female high school student be your spokesperson, deliberately let her see the tragic future of mankind, and thus become your pawn.

Then, you created a lot of dragon-level monsters to cooperate with her in trying to destroy the Heroes Association.

What is your purpose? Can you tell me? "

"God" looked at Jon and Saitama silently.

Meditate for a few seconds.

With a snap, the curtain shattered.

The superior "god" actually chose to "close the wheat"!

Jon was stunned for a moment.

Suddenly smiled.

"Since this is your own choice, don't blame me for being rude."

Turning his head, he patted Saitama on the shoulder.

"Come on, let's go to the moon."